Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

Fapped using a doughnut. [sp]Not really but I always wondered what that'd be like[/sp]

[QUOTE=cathal6606;33044875]Fapped using a doughnut. [sp]Not really but I always wondered what that'd be like[/sp][/QUOTE] It burns

does my avatar fit with my post - "rubbed an electric toothbrush against my dong because of the vibration it felt good it was mine and i washed it after i was done" i've also masturbated with mint hand lotion it was near frictionless and it took me forever to climax it felt so fucking good when i finally did though i've also considered masturbating with canola oil

"When I was using my blue fleshlight I screamed Rainbow Dash when I orgasm'd because I was thinking of her." -Bakyte

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33046597]When I was using my blue fleshlight I screamed Rainbow Dash when I orgasm'd because I was thinking of her.[/QUOTE] MENTAL [i]MENTAL[/i] [b]MENTAL[/b] [h2]MENTAL[/h2]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33046597]"When I was using my blue fleshlight I screamed Rainbow Dash when I orgasm'd because I was thinking of her." -Bakyte[/QUOTE] What a faggot.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33046633]MENTAL [i]MENTAL[/i] [b]MENTAL[/b] [h2]MENTAL[/h2][/QUOTE] No I'm not leave me alone!

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33046683]No I'm not leave me alone![/QUOTE] did your take your pills richard

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33046698]did your take your pills richard[/QUOTE] Yeah

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33046719]Yeah[/QUOTE] i needed that to confirm my last statement about being mentally insane

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33046748]i needed that to confirm my last statement about being mentally insane[/QUOTE] It's just my happy pills it doesn't keep me from murdering people.

Gave a homeless man money ....... he did not even dance for it :(

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33046781]It's just my happy pills it doesn't keep me from murdering people.[/QUOTE] thats what they told you right? [sp]its a lieee[/sp]

[QUOTE=Seriousshakey;33046782]Gave a homeless man money ....... he did not even dance for it :([/QUOTE] How's that a sexual pleasure?

[QUOTE=Seriousshakey;33046782]Gave a homeless man money ....... he did not even dance for it :([/QUOTE] hobos give you boners?

he was wearing nipple tassles

[QUOTE=Seriousshakey;33046809]he was wearing nipple tassles[/QUOTE] wow okay thats [sp]not[/sp] perfectly normal

[QUOTE=Seriousshakey;33046782]Gave a homeless man money ....... he did not even dance for it :([/QUOTE] I had a hard day, give me a break.

Dance boy, dance

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33046597]"When I was using my blue fleshlight I screamed Rainbow Dash when I orgasm'd because I was thinking of her." -Bakyte[/QUOTE] Bakyte, what have you done?

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;33046968]Bakyte, what have you done?[/QUOTE] I had a pretty good time that's what.

[QUOTE=Bakyte;33046983]I had a pretty good time that's what.[/QUOTE] When you screamed you made a child cry And on that one scary night my emotions changed. I was a [i]different person[/i]

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33047008]When you screamed you made a child cry And on that one scary night my emotions changed. I was a [i]different person[/i][/QUOTE] Don't thank me too much for it. I was just trying to fulfill my sexual dreams!

[QUOTE=Bakyte;33047053]Don't thank me too much for it. I was just trying to fulfill my sexual dreams.[/QUOTE] [img]http://uploadplaatjes.nl/plaatjes/6/220476.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Bakyte;33046983]I had a pretty good time that's what.[/QUOTE] All your innocence is gone.

I stuck a fiberglass rod in my dick once, thrusted it in and out. when I pulled it out it came with about half an ounce of blood and a nice long strip of dick meat, couldn't piss right for a month. shame I didn't film it, I could have been a star on efukt

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33047690]I stuck a fiberglass rod in my dick once, thrusted it in and out. when I pulled it out it came with about half an ounce of blood and a nice long strip of dick meat, couldn't piss right for a month. shame I didn't film it, I could have been a star on efukt[/QUOTE] [img]http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/8161/stevencolbert.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33047690]I stuck a fiberglass rod in my dick once, thrusted it in and out. when I pulled it out it came with about half an ounce of blood and a nice long strip of dick meat, couldn't piss right for a month. shame I didn't film it, I could have been a star on efukt[/QUOTE] [img]http://i372.photobucket.com/albums/oo164/Master_Dimentio/Reaction%20Images/avgn.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33047690]I stuck a fiberglass rod in my dick once, thrusted it in and out. when I pulled it out it came with about half an ounce of blood and a nice long strip of [b]dick meat[/b], couldn't piss right for a month. shame I didn't film it, I could have been a star on efukt[/QUOTE] Eww.

what the fuck that isn't even arousing or stimulating that's just straight up retarded