Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33047690]I stuck a fiberglass rod in my dick once, thrusted it in and out. when I pulled it out it came with about half an ounce of blood and a nice long strip of dick meat, couldn't piss right for a month. shame I didn't film it, I could have been a star on efukt[/QUOTE] jesus fucking sweet merciful christ i put my hands on my poor little general at the thought of this

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33046597]"When I was using my blue fleshlight I screamed Rainbow Dash when I orgasm'd because I was thinking of her." -Bakyte[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdtcPO37QPo99dkrGnc2dojW4LRQyNlupMK7TchWCUXtCLtK_KmdWGPRFo[/IMG]

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33047690]I stuck a fiberglass rod in my dick once, thrusted it in and out. when I pulled it out it came with about half an ounce of blood and a nice long strip of dick meat, couldn't piss right for a month. shame I didn't film it, I could have been a star on efukt[/QUOTE] You could've made internet history with that video, how the fuck couldn't you film it?

[QUOTE=ccg;33048809]You could've made internet history with that video, how the fuck couldn't you film it?[/QUOTE] Guys guys don't worry he can always do it again

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33046597]"When I was using my blue fleshlight I screamed Rainbow Dash when I orgasm'd because I was thinking of her." -Bakyte[/QUOTE] [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPhOOayE6jiVbYHCddarHyM7Str5Mr1eWu5baOv21nGtDI2pHKxw[/img]

I may have to break out the fleshlight again...

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33047690]I stuck a fiberglass rod in my dick once, thrusted it in and out. when I pulled it out it came with about half an ounce of blood and a nice long strip of dick meat, couldn't piss right for a month. shame I didn't film it, I could have been a star on efukt[/QUOTE] - Snip, picture dosen't appear anymore, trolololo -

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33033653]I'm considering fucking a marshmallow. The curiosity is overwhelming I mean I just got to know what that feels like.[/QUOTE] Sweetie Belle's Marshmallow pony butthole :v:

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33049788]Sweetie Belle's Marshmallow pony butthole :v:[/QUOTE] Actually that video is what started me thinking about it in the first place

I've shoved a few things up my bum I'm not proud of.

[QUOTE=Ian;33049899]I've shoved a few things up my bum I'm not proud of.[/QUOTE] Mom can you call my phone I can't find it

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33050004]Mom can you call my phone I can't find it[/QUOTE] no one can ever know

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33050004]Mom can you call my phone I can't find it[/QUOTE] Extra points if you left it on vibrate mode.

[QUOTE=ccg;33048809]You could've made internet history with that video, how the fuck couldn't you film it?[/QUOTE] next time I have a fiberglass rod I'll remember to do this

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33050390]next time I have a fiberglass rod I'll remember to do this[/QUOTE] What happened to the old one?

Went outside in -24 degree weather, nude.

[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;33050705]Went outside in -24 degree weather, nude.[/QUOTE] That's hot.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33050918]That's hot.[/QUOTE] No, that's cold

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33050492]What happened to the old one?[/QUOTE] fuck if I know, this was like six years ago

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;33033578]I put my dick in my trumpet because I thought it was hilarious not really sure if that's sexual or just a fit of random weirdness[/QUOTE]reminds me of this time when I crapped in a trumpet and hid it away.

Fucked an inflatable sheep somebody got me as a joke for my 18th birthday. was interesting.

did a fat chick....like 5 fat chicks and 2 chubby girls.

[QUOTE=SiMoN 23259;33052988]Fucked an inflatable sheep somebody got me as a joke for my 18th birthday. was interesting.[/QUOTE] I was once at a 18th birthday where he got an inflatable sheep as a present.

[QUOTE=Brimziz;33053248]I was once at a 18th birthday where he got an inflatable sheep as a present.[/QUOTE] Nice nice, Oh shi..

I tried seducing Cleverbot for giggles but I actually got a boner from the conversation

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33047690]I stuck a fiberglass rod in my dick once, thrusted it in and out. when I pulled it out it came with about half an ounce of blood and a nice long strip of dick meat, couldn't piss right for a month. shame I didn't film it, I could have been a star on efukt[/QUOTE] Now I can't touch my dick without feeling the sort of pain I expect you felt, thanks... Thanks a lot!

[QUOTE=MasterG;33047358]One time, I accidentally a whole coke bottle.[/QUOTE]Seeing the style of this thread, and seeing what most people have said I'd like to ask, did it hurt?

This thread tells me a lot about you guys.

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33055724]Seeing the style of this thread, and seeing what most people have said I'd like to ask, did it hurt?[/QUOTE] So ever had to take a massive shit while you cut the rim of your asshole with a large bread knife?

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33056012]So ever had to take a massive shit while you cut the rim of your asshole with a large bread knife?[/QUOTE]Sorry, I'm not very good at English, could you translate that to sane?