Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33056035]Sorry, I'm not very good at English, could you translate that to sane?[/QUOTE] Taking a shit while cutting your asshole :>

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33056035]Sorry, I'm not very good at English, could you translate that to sane?[/QUOTE] /cannot compute

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33056012]So ever had to take a massive shit while you cut the rim of your asshole with a large bread knife?[/QUOTE] Mental [B]Mental[/B] [B][I]Mental[/I][/B] [B][I]MENTAL[/I][/B]

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33056058]Taking a shit while cutting your asshole :>[/QUOTE] You do that? :vomit:

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;33056343]You do that? :vomit:[/QUOTE] No I think he was saying that as an example of the crazy shit people in this thread would do, read the previous quotes.

Sat in the bath and fingerfucked my anus

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33056382]No I think he was saying that as an example of the crazy shit people in this thread would do, read the previous quotes.[/QUOTE]Sadistic self-violence =/= Prostate stimulation

I never said they did equal eachother, don't try and spark an argument.

Take a peek the weirdest boner thread :v: I didn't get far.

you guys should try some real pain. get something that really hurts and gets your blood flowing. feel the adrenaline. choke yourself, slap your face, hit a wall to the part where your knuckles bleed, and bite yourself really really hard. it's worth it, trust me.

[QUOTE=jani_killer;33057222]you guys should try some real pain. get something that really hurts and gets your blood flowing. feel the adrenaline. choke yourself, slap your face, hit a wall to the part where your knuckles bleed, and bite yourself really really hard. it's worth it, trust me.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to pass on that.

Went to motherless.com NEVER AGAIN

I once jerked off so hard I cut my own fucking dick. [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;29120413]Okay, this shit was, in my opinion, the worst, most stretched out fapping experience I've ever had. I jerked off like usual, but for some reason, the next day some weird scab shit appeared on my dick, scared the shit out of me because if anything alarms me, it is when my dick has problems. It was right under the tip. I waited a few days to see if it would go away, and sadly, it did not. Now, fearing I had dick herpes or some shit, I decided I must do the shittiest thing ever. I had to tell my parents I had dick problems. My Mom took me to the doctor's office the next day. I have to tell you, sitting in a car with someone interrogating you about your specifics of any and all strange dick scabs on your body just isn't right at all. We got there and while I sat hoping that at the very least I'd get a girl doctor to touch my corndog, I did not get such fortune. Nay, I was greeted by my doctor, a crusty ass old fuck who got a wild hair up his ass one day and decided he wanted to specialize in dick troubles I guess. So, I was basically giving my dick to what could be a pedophile so he could massage it and tell me specifically what is wrong with my dick. I was asked if I wanted my Mom to stay in the room, and obviously, my answer was something along the lines of "No." in my head however, I was yelling "NO I DO NOT WANT MY MOTHER IN THE ROOM WATCHING ME GET MY FIRST HANDJOB FROM SOME PEDO THANK YOU VERY MUCH" So she leaves, and I get on the table. THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. He pulls my pants down and starts touching my dick. I get absolutely 0% pleasure from this. I end up having to direct him to the scab shit after 1 minute or so of uncomfortable dick massaging. He checks it out and deduces that something cut my dick. My brain is resounding the words "OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK" as well as my dick. Luckily however, my dick is not ruined. I get my pants back on. He asks some questions about how I got it, and there is no way in fucking hell I'm telling him I cut myself with the sheer power of my jerking off. I make some shit up about my zipper catching it or whatever, he tells my mom what I gotta do to fix my dick, and we leave. For another week I could not fap because it hurt. And that gentlemen, was the worst fapping experience I ever had.[/QUOTE]

well, i have to say it i have fapped to all kinds of porn.

[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;33057722]Went to motherless.com NEVER AGAIN[/QUOTE] I remember when I went on there >Went to Motherless >What's this video here? That woman looks like she's crying... >HOLY JUMPING FUCKING JESUS, SHE JUST GOT SHOT IN THE FACE I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33056621]I never said they did equal eachother, don't try and spark an argument.[/QUOTE]I know, I know. :v: Don't take me too serious.

[QUOTE=Snake7;33029224]Once, I was at the supermarket, and was pretty horny. I saw a little mermaid coloring book on the shelves, and took it, went into the bathroom and fapped to Arial.[/QUOTE] Jesus fucking christ what is wrong with you [editline]31st October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33033653]I'm considering fucking a marshmallow. The curiosity is overwhelming I mean I just got to know what that feels like.[/QUOTE] Sweetie Belle's marshmallow butthole. Ten points if you get the reference.

feel the pain I say!

Apart from using my dildos I sometimes tie up my balls with a piece of string, great orgasms. And sometimes I do urethral sounding with a bent knitting needle.

You guys are "trying too hard"

I regret nothing from that previous post. I once used a sock, though that may not be considered weird. I did jizz, unfortunately, my dong was bleeding. You know what? My dick has a bad habit of bleeding. Sometimes it just gets too intense and suddenly blood everywhere. Still unnerving as all hell after like 3 times.

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33058700]I regret nothing from that previous post. I once used a sock, though that may not be considered weird. I did jizz, unfortunately, my dong was bleeding. You know what? My dick has a bad habit of bleeding. Sometimes it just gets too intense and suddenly blood everywhere. Still unnerving as all hell after like 3 times.[/QUOTE] You should get that checked out buddy

[QUOTE=Heatvision...;33058727]You should get that checked out buddy[/QUOTE] I realized that the times that that did occur, I sustained testicular trauma prior to the event. Such as getting kicked in the nutz. So. Nope. MY BALLS ARE IN TIP-TOP SHAPE NOW.

I never bled from the dick after getting kicked in my balls

Well let's just get off this subject shall we? So Bakyte... That was a pretty neat thing with the fleshlight. Eeyup.

Are you sure you didn't stick fiberglass in your dick and forget?

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33058827]Well let's just get off this subject shall we? So Bakyte... That was a pretty neat thing with the fleshlight. Eeyup.[/QUOTE] Why do you have to bring my one up again! [sp]Yes it was pretty neat, best sexual pleasure I've ever had. So far.[/sp]

It was just so veryyyy interesting. And no, I would never insert foreign objects into my wang. Such is not the way to be.

so bakyte are fleshlights actually worth getting I've always thought of them as ridiculous but now I'm curious

Since it was Ragin Cajun that posted it, I didn't think it's weird at all. [editline]asdlfks[/editline] I got board of fapping and poking my ass with objects. So I got a fleshlight.(yes they're awesome)