Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

I once cut a hole on the back of my Garfield plush and fucked it. I still have it in my room. :suicide:

Fapped to this thread [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1137018[/url]

[QUOTE=Killer112;33061666]I once cut a hole on the back of my Garfield plush and fucked it. I still have it in my room. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Oh my god.... ....You did that to Garfield? D:

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33061886]Fapped to this thread [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1137018[/url][/QUOTE] ohgodwhat

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33061886]Fapped to this thread [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1137018[/url][/QUOTE] I can't begin to even imagine how badly this is gonna affect AA...

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33061574]If I ever get a BF, it would have to be a dominative dude who is gentle yet rough.[/QUOTE] How can you be gay and still fap to ponies, who are almost all female characters? I don't get it.

Met a straight guy in a chatroom today. Pretty cool bro, talked about porn and things. I convinced him to try out anal fingering, gave him instructions and advice. Turns out he fucking loved it and he said he had not came that hard in a long time. I was there the entire time he tried it, he described the feelings in detail, and he didn't mind the fact that I fapped to it :v: [sp]He now wishes to get his girlfriend into pegging and prostate milking.[/sp] :3

Has anyone ever wonder what it would be like to "do" a corpse? It'd probably be an interesting experience.

[QUOTE=ccg;33063874]Has anyone ever wonder what it would be like to "do" a corpse? It'd probably be an interesting experience.[/QUOTE] It would probably be like fucking a cold, dry, and smelly girl who can't tell "if it is in yet".

[QUOTE=Simski;33063460]Met a straight guy in a chatroom today. Pretty cool bro, talked about porn and things. I convinced him to try out anal fingering, gave him instructions and advice. Turns out he fucking loved it and he said he had not came that hard in a long time. I was there the entire time he tried it, he described the feelings in detail, and he didn't mind the fact that I fapped to it :v: [sp]He now wishes to get his girlfriend into pegging and prostate milking.[/sp] :3[/QUOTE] More people like you in the world would be a good thing Making the world a better place, one knuckleblast at a time

[QUOTE=Killer112;33061666]I once cut a hole on the back of my Garfield plush and fucked it. I still have it in my room. :suicide:[/QUOTE] I tried fucking this 8 foot stuffed animal snake. Turns out I'm a bit allergic to the insides of it.

[QUOTE=Rankxerox;33020946]wow so many people sticking fingers in their asses[/QUOTE] It feels good and you don't have to be homosexual to enjoy it.

I stuck my fingers in my ass a few times every time I do it I'm just like "Meh, I don't really feel anything. Now get the GET THE FUCK OH SHIT THEY'RE STUCK"

I fucked an orange once, felt amazing

[QUOTE=Dysgalt;33065093]I fucked an orange once, felt amazing[/QUOTE] I ate an orange once, tasted amazing.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33065118]I ate an orange once, tasted amazing.[/QUOTE] [i]you dirty boy[/i]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33065118]I ate an orange once, tasted amazing.[/QUOTE] My boner is raging right now! Augh tell me more

Fapped on webcam with my ex-girlfriend. She didn't know. I did it because I knew she would get pissed if she found out, so I tested myself. :v:

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33065177]My boner is raging right now! Augh tell me more[/QUOTE] Juice was dripping everywhere

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33065289]Juice was dripping everywhere[/QUOTE] I came.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33065289]Juice was dripping everywhere[/QUOTE] [img]http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss56/Wilhem275/Emoticons/drooling_homer_132585.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33064875]I stuck my fingers in my ass a few times every time I do it I'm just like "Meh, I don't really feel anything. Now get the GET THE FUCK OH SHIT THEY'RE STUCK"[/QUOTE] You need lotion or something or else it's horrible.

Saliva?

[QUOTE=gaboer;33065418]Saliva?[/QUOTE] That works too, but not as well at all.

I've gone dry it's not too terrible it's better than using water

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33065608]I've gone dry it's not too terrible it's better than using water[/QUOTE] That's because water removes what natural lubrication is already there, and it makes your skin stick to its-self.

I'm not going to lie, my mind has wondered inside my anus. I'd probably need to get really drunk to actually shove anything in there. And I mean fucking tanked.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33065743]I'm not going to lie, my mind has wondered inside my anus. I'd probably need to get really drunk to actually shove anything in there. And I mean fucking tanked.[/QUOTE]I'd rather have my prostate stimulated than my dong stimulated. just try it once

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33065743]I'm not going to lie, my mind has wondered inside my anus. I'd probably need to get really drunk to actually shove anything in there. And I mean fucking tanked.[/QUOTE] Relax, it's not that bad. Just don't start with [url=http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html]Thor[/url] or anything like that. Use your pinky if you really must. It's actually basically painless.

Oh god, I'm getting advises on anal masturbation at 4 AM on a gaming website. What the fuck am I doing with my life.