Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure?
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[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33065934]Oh god, I'm getting advises on anal masturbation at 4 AM on a gaming website. What the fuck am I doing with my life.[/QUOTE]
It's not like if you weren't on Facepunch you'd be doing something else.
Most probably you'd just be on the couch watching tv or shoving your fingers up your ass.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33065753]I'd rather have my prostate stimulated than my dong stimulated.
just try it once[/QUOTE]
I think everyone should try it once. I showed it to my boyfriend before we were dating and I didn't know he was bi. after he did it, he said "where have you been all my life?"
seriously, anal masturbation is one of the best thing in the world because you can hit the male G-spot perfectly.
anal love
[QUOTE=Simski;33063460]Met a straight guy in a chatroom today. Pretty cool bro, talked about porn and things. I convinced him to try out anal fingering, gave him instructions and advice. Turns out he fucking loved it and he said he had not came that hard in a long time. I was there the entire time he tried it, he described the feelings in detail, and he didn't mind the fact that I fapped to it :v:
[sp]He now wishes to get his girlfriend into pegging and prostate milking.[/sp]
:3[/QUOTE]
Tried it once, might be doing it wrong or something because i never came.
[QUOTE=SiMoN 23259;33067787]Tried it once, might be doing it wrong or something because i never came.[/QUOTE]Did it feel good, though?
For anyone who want advice on trying anal for the first time, here's a small guide:
1. If you're lazy and don't want to clean yourself first, at least make you you do it when you know for a fact that you don't need to take a shit anytime soon. If you feel in any way that you could need to go to the bathroom, you are likely to encounter nasty surprises if you do anything.
2. If you want to be sure to avoid nasty surprises, you can clean out your ass with a homemade enema. Fill a soft plastic bottle with water that isn't too hot or too cold, squirt some of it (all is not necessary) in your ass and then go to the toilet. Do it until the water coming out is clear, and you'll be sure to avoid any nasty surprises.
3. When you do it, use a lubricant of some kind. Going in dry is not something you should try unless you're experienced. If you don't have any real lube, saliva can work as an emergency substitute but you'll need a lot of it. Never use things like soap, shampoo and toothpaste as lube.
4. Don't use pencils or other such sharp, cold and thin objects. They have very little girth and usually does not feel good, sometimes you can even end up hurting yourself. As a starter, you should start out with 1 finger and try to move yourself up to 2-3 fingers. Do not start out using household objects or dildos until you've become more experienced and knows just how thick things need to be to be pleasurable for you.
5. Don't start by forcing a finger inside yourself. Start by using one finger to play around a bit until you've loosened up and isn't feeling too tight. If you force it in while you're still tense and haven't loosened up properly, chances are that it will hurt.
6. Once you've loosened up a bit, gently slide the finger in and play around. Move it around, slide it in and out, and try to make yourself loosen up even more. Fapping usually feels pretty good while doing this.
7. Try to loosen up until you can insert another finger. For most people, myself included, using only one finger feels more strange than it feels good. Try to work your way into being able to put in another finger. Again, loosen up properly and don't force it in.
8. Find the balance for how many fingers you prefer. 1 finger is rarely enough to be pleasurable, at least 2 or 3 of them should be your goal.
9. Fap until you cum, while fingering yourself. When you cum, don't pull out your fingers until you're done. Orgasming this way usually feels a lot more intense than cumming normally.
10. Rate me gaybow :v:
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;32974895]Fucked a dog[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dog;33068285][/QUOTE]Oh, I didn't even see your name at first! :v:
Well I guess you don't need to what you've had up your rare, then!
Pnukup, our benefactor.
[QUOTE=Dog;33068285][/QUOTE]
Is there a video!
Every single time I see this thread I am reminded of the fiber glass incident posted here and my dick hurts for the next few hours just thinking about it.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33070178][url]http://i55.tinypic.com/2zf8uih.jpg[/url]
Not really but it had to show up at some point.[/QUOTE]
I'm currently at school in a public computer room. Is it safe if I open this ?
[QUOTE=Gilboron;33070165]Every single time I see this thread I am reminded of the fiber glass incident posted here and my dick hurts for the next few hours just thinking about it.[/QUOTE]
What fiberglass incident?
[editline]1st November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=X-tra;33070189]I'm currently at school in a public computer room. Is it safe if I open this ?[/QUOTE]
Dear lord no a thousand times over.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33070260]Dude, it's TheAmazingAtheist putting a banana in his ass and pouring chocolate syrup on his asshole.
It was leaked last night.[/QUOTE]
Seems like a "yes" to me.
Guys I just got done fingering myself. Found myself picking my nose and then I smelled something.
[sp]It's quite nice[/sp]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33059587]make sure to report your findings
no but I fap to ponies actually
actually shit if I've got a boner almost no porn is too disgusting for me[/QUOTE]
I have my report
"meh, don't see the hype. seems kinda pathetic in my eyes"
[editline]1st November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;33061125]You miss her[/QUOTE]
yes...
I fart in bathtubs to get aroused.
Cajun and Bakyte post too many things in this thread
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33076236]Cajun and Bakyte post too many things in this thread[/QUOTE]
It's because this thread is wonderful.
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33076236]Cajun and Bakyte post too many things in this thread[/QUOTE]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24982870/Untitled.png[/img]
Yeah ok...
[QUOTE=Bakyte;33076270][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24982870/Untitled.png[/img]
Yeah ok...[/QUOTE]
okay to be fair I'm usually just reacting to what you guys say
[QUOTE=Bakyte;33076270][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/24982870/Untitled.png[/img]
Yeah ok...[/QUOTE]
All your 9 posts are confessing about things in your ass mine aren't. Although I could but I don't want to
[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33076640]All your 9 posts are confessing about things in your ass mine aren't. Although I could but I don't want to[/QUOTE]
I've only posted 2-3 things and it was ragin cajun's fault as he posted that quote.
I posted none and have 16 posts. Way to go champ.
[B]Edit :[/B] 17 as of now.
well buttsex told us about how he lost dick meat so that should count as like
10 confessions
One time I put a tampon is my ass and had in there for like an hour, and when I came to take it out again my ass had swallowed it and I was like "well shit" but then a did a crap and it came out and I felt relieved
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