Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

Is it weird that I can't stop farting now?

[QUOTE=Meatloaf;33079084]Is it weird that I can't stop farting now?[/QUOTE] My first time I did it I had an epic 12 second fart. My new personal record.

[QUOTE=Meatloaf;33079084]Is it weird that I can't stop farting now?[/QUOTE] Thanks for sharing bro.

Jesus christ what the fuck Meatloaf. Make a beeline for the toilet now. Something wicked this way comes, man.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33079132]Thanks for sharing bro.[/QUOTE] I'm just seeking some professional advice from the always helpful Facepunch.

[QUOTE=Meatloaf;33079142]I'm just seeking some professional advice from the always helpful Facepunch.[/QUOTE] "professional"

[QUOTE=Meatloaf;33079142]I'm just seeking some professional advice from the always helpful Facepunch.[/QUOTE] I laughed harder than I should have.

[QUOTE=eddy-tt-;33079197]I laughed harder than I should have.[/QUOTE] Yes. Chances are, you probably did.

[QUOTE=Meatloaf;33079084]Is it weird that I can't stop farting now?[/QUOTE] So, you came then started farting?

[QUOTE=Intense Funkid;33079217]So, you came then started farting?[/QUOTE] Yes.

ITT: anal fingering support line.

fucked a grapefruit. ..dammit.

[QUOTE=AlexGT;33079369]fucked a grapefruit. ..dammit.[/QUOTE] I tried to stick a banana in my bum 4 years ago

I'm still fucking farting.

[QUOTE=Meatloaf;33079889]I'm still fucking farting.[/QUOTE] You have gas problems that you didn't notice until now, because before now your ass was never stretched.

Spent an hour reading this....... (men are fucking crazy) Seeing the fiberglass thing would make my day, although that probably would hurt even more if I tried it with my vagina. Not a happy thought.

I really want to know what the fiberglass thing was. [editline]2nd November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=mn_chaos;33079950]Spent an hour reading this....... (men are fucking crazy) [/QUOTE] For the record, almost everything here other than the anal fingering stuff was a joke.

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33079960]I really want to know what the fiberglass thing was. [editline]2nd November 2011[/editline] For the record, almost everything here other than the anal fingering stuff was a joke.[/QUOTE] A certain individual in this thread initiated in masturbation through shoving a fiber glass rod up and down his urethra repeatedly. Unfortunately due to becoming too carried away, he started bleeding, and extracted a strip of meat when pulling out the rod. He also informed the thread that he could not urinate properly for a week afterwards.

And thats why we wanted to see it.

[QUOTE=mn_chaos;33080070]And thats why we wanted to see it.[/QUOTE] It would probably achieve the status equal to the one with the high heel puncture.

i frequently stick my dick in shit water for my personal needs

[QUOTE=Oh, okay;33080128]i frequently stick my dick in shit water for my personal needs[/QUOTE] shit water? personal needs (other then sexual stimulation)?

[QUOTE=genkaz92;33080145]shit water? personal needs (other then [B]sexual stimulation[/B])?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Oh, okay;33080180][/QUOTE] Oh, okay

Suddenly weirdest boner v3

[QUOTE=genkaz92;33080037]A certain individual in this thread initiated in masturbation through shoving a fiber glass rod up and down his urethra repeatedly. Unfortunately due to becoming too carried away, he started bleeding, and extracted a strip of meat when pulling out the rod. He also informed the thread that he could not urinate properly for a week afterwards.[/QUOTE] gggggghhhhhhh. [B]GGGGGGHHHHHHH. WHYYYYY[/B]

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33080975]gggggghhhhhhh. [B]GGGGGGHHHHHHH. WHYYYYY[/B][/QUOTE] People do silly stuff when they are horny.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33081032]People do silly stuff when they are horny.[/QUOTE] That just sounds so painful Why the hell would you want to stick FIBERGLASS out of all things up your urethra?

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33081051]That just sounds so painful Why the hell would you want to stick FIBERGLASS out of all things up your urethra?[/QUOTE] I don't see why not.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33081074]I don't see why not.[/QUOTE] Fiberglass usually splits at the ends and forms into long splinters.