Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33081092]Fiberglass usually splits at the ends and forms into long splinters.[/QUOTE] Sounds kinky enough, I'd try it.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33081104]Sounds kinky enough, I'd try it.[/QUOTE] Id try it, twice. 1st time just for trying it and 2nd time for fun

I've done most of the things in this thread (bed posts, fingers, plushies). I have one which hasn't been posted though, I had a 9mm pistol BB gun which came with a silencer, good girth and length, it also had small crevices which was cool, I'm sure you can figure out the rest (best fap ever). I bet we all have extremely proud parents. One note though, I don't consider a lot of this weird, it feels good so do it, right?

[QUOTE=FearsomeMudcrab;33081227]I've done most of the things in this thread (bed posts, fingers, plushies). I have one which hasn't been posted though, I had a 9mm pistol BB gun which came with a silencer, good girth and length, it also had small crevices which was cool, I'm sure you can figure out the rest (best fap ever). I bet we all have extremely proud parents. One note though, I don't consider a lot of this weird, it feels good so do it, right?[/QUOTE] You shoved a pistol up your ass?

Funfact: My mother knows I fap to ponies. She read my Facepunch PMs/wall messages one day when I used her computer to get on FP. So proud.

I once fapped so hard in the shower, that I started getting red-spots on my dick. Also, not sexual, but I once tasted like, a grain of my own shit before. [b][i]Tasted like shit[/i][/b]

I faped to Garry No regrets

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33081349]Funfact: My mother knows I fap to ponies. She read my Facepunch PMs/wall messages one day when I used her computer to get on FP. So proud.[/QUOTE] How do you not feel shame

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33081347]You shoved a pistol up your ass?[/QUOTE] Nope, just the silencer that came with it, then I came, with it... How would someone even put a pistol up their ass?

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33081373]How do you not feel shame[/QUOTE] Because fuck what others think.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33081386]Because fuck what others think.[/QUOTE] Fucking other people? Their thoughts? I am confuse

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33081386]Because fuck what others think.[/QUOTE] Too right, they're missing out.

[QUOTE=FearsomeMudcrab;33081374]Nope, just the silencer that came with it, then I came, with it... How would someone even put a pistol up their ass?[/QUOTE] It's been done

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33081394]Fucking other people? Their thoughts? I am confuse[/QUOTE] Mindfuck, eh?

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33081402]It's been done[/QUOTE] Ouch.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33081349]Funfact: My mother knows I fap to ponies. She read my Facepunch PMs/wall messages one day when I used her computer to get on FP. So proud.[/QUOTE] What did she say?

[QUOTE=FearsomeMudcrab;33081424]Ouch.[/QUOTE] I got half of it in there. It began to hurt so I stopped.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33081462]What did she say?[/QUOTE] She went on to tell 2 other people in my family "You know he's sittin' in there on that computer masterbaiting to My Little fuckin' Pony?"

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33081484]She went on to tell 2 other people in my family "You know he's sittin' in there on that computer masterbaiting to My Little fuckin' Pony?"[/QUOTE] What did those two people say? Wait is there like a network of people who know now

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33081610]What did those two people say? Wait is there like a network of people who know now[/QUOTE] Not much because they know it's the internet. Wasn't my computer so they think it's just because someone posted it it doesn't mean I like it.

[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;33080730]Suddenly weirdest boner v3[/QUOTE] When Chickens! gives all of us a personal cam show then it becomes the weirdest boner thread

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33081654]Aw, dude... I don't know whether to laugh or cry.[/QUOTE] I laughed.

Wait, what was the girth if the fiberglass rod? Was it like, a dildo, or like a screwdriver?

It was a Fibreglass rod. An actual rod.

But the godamn girth. Th'ts like saying that All metal bars are you the fitness is a pinky.

Why are you people still going on about that damn rod? makes my dick cringe every time i read anything about it.

[QUOTE=SiMoN 23259;33082683]Why are you people still going on about that damn rod? makes my dick cringe every time i read anything about it.[/QUOTE] Actually, I find it less horrifying now and more hilarious Heh Eheheh "Dick Meat"

Its just the way you word it that makes a diference.What is a fleshlight?

[QUOTE=mn_chaos;33082952]Its just the way you word it that makes a diference.What is a fleshlight?[/QUOTE] A fleshlight is one of those simulatory vaginas, but you can put a cap on it to disguise it as a flashlight. I think it actually works as a flashlight too. It gained internet fame for being ridiculously hilarious.

Ewwwww.