Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure?

[Peachy]

[QUOTE=mn_chaos;33082999]Ewwwww.[/QUOTE]
Hey, you girls have dildos, are we not allowed the same pleasure? And they don't all look strange; hell, some of them even have the same look as a vibrator/dildo.
[img]http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-vbx-2379.jpg[/img]

[mn_chaos]

Point taken, although I don't use them.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=mn_chaos;33082999]Ewwwww.[/QUOTE]
Trust me, it is far from being the strangest sex toy out there. In fact it's one of the most tame ones.
I did forget to mention that you do get to customize your fleshlight. It comes in a variety of colors, including clear, you can choose the shape to be either a vagina, mouth, or butthole, and there's a variety of textures and tightness.

[Peachy]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33083040]Trust me, it is far from being the strangest sex toy out there. In fact it's one of the most tame ones.
I did forget to mention that you do get to customize your fleshlight. It comes in a variety of colors, including clear, you can choose the shape to be either a vagina, mouth, or butthole, and there's a variety of textures and tightness.[/QUOTE]
Official fleshlights are for snooty rich people.

[Fables]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Mister Sandman]

I have this little fan that you can clip onto things, and I like to put on my blanket and then put it on my crotch
Cold air
on my dick and balls
[I][B]oh yes[/B][/I]

It's not really a sexual pleasure, but more just awesome

[sau]

I once thrust my dick with loads of Bengay.

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33083020][img]http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-vbx-2379.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

[B][I]Rainbow Dash![/I][/B]

[Garik]

Anal fingering.

Is it just me or does those two words put together sound extremely creepy

[Peachy]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33085421][B][I]Rainbow Dash![/I][/B][/QUOTE]
[B]NO.[/B]

[drfeelgood223]

Fingered a stripper

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=drfeelgood223;33086185]Fingered a stripper[/QUOTE]
for some reason I really like your avatar combined with that post

[Ban Camp]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33085421][B][I]Rainbow Dash![/I][/B][/QUOTE]

[i]what[/i]

[Holy-Smokes]

Hmm, self-sucking anybody?

[Richiee]

Did it before. Too uncomfortable to really enjoy any pleasure plus I could only do it for a few seconds.

[Ban Camp]

I almost broke my back trying that

[QuickSnapz]

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33087815]I almost broke my back trying that[/QUOTE]

How about I help you next time

[Ban Camp]

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33087896]How about I help you next time[/QUOTE]

[b]NO[/b]

[Holy-Smokes]

Hmm i didnt break my back, it hurted alot in the start, but then it just became a habit.
But then i figured out i was getting a hump-back and i got theese red marks on my abdomen so i kind of stopped again.

[QuickSnapz]

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33087918][b]NO[/b][/QUOTE]

Anyone else up for the offer then?

[Richiee]

me

[QuickSnapz]

$20

[Doome]

I tried once to suck my own dick, ust touched it a little bit because I'm too fat

[Richard Longflop]

Who hasn't tried to suck their own dick?

[ZombieDawgs]

My mother said bronies are weird, perverted and again, weird.

:v:

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;33090037]My mother said bronies are weird, perverted and again, weird.

:v:[/QUOTE]

They're more than that I'm afraid.

[X-tra]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33090060]They're more than that I'm afraid.[/QUOTE]

Yep, they're also annoying.

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=X-tra;33090128]Yep, they're also annoying.[/QUOTE]

and gay

[Holt]

I feel we're getting a little off topic here. So I'm gunna go ahead and move the conversation forward.

I think the second weirdest thing I've done is Masturbated in mud.

[Snake7]

If I could suck me own dick I'd probably be doing it right now, instead of on fp.