Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure?

[Shitcocks]

i made a hole to my mattress

[znk666]

[QUOTE=Quagmire;32975556]I like where this is going. :quagmire:[/QUOTE]
A threesome?

[Quagmire]

[QUOTE=znk666;32975715]A threesome?[/QUOTE]

The more people, the best. :quagmire:

[QuickSnapz]

I'll join

[Richiee]

Count me in.

[MasterFen007]

Me too.

[Hardpoint Nomad]

I cut a hole in my pillow and fucked it.

I threw it away because I used it so much and it was starting to turn yellow.

[Quagmire]

- Fucking snip, got ninja'd and now the joke is over -

[GREN EYGS N HAM]

I raped my fox plushie...
I'm a terrible person..

[Terabytez]

Had sex.

[fritzel]

penis pushups.

[znk666]

[QUOTE=Quagmire;32975754]The more people, the best. :quagmire:[/QUOTE]
Who else but Quagmire!

[Metanar]

[QUOTE=fritzel;32977032]penis pushups.[/QUOTE]

one letter from fritzl

[spaceghost]

I finger myself while fapping, feels good.

[tier56]

When I was younger, I literally stuffed my underpants with a blanket or something and then I rubbed my dick against it.

[Doom14]

Had the audio from a female masturbation video going while I looked at a picture I thought was more pleasing.

A bit of an audiophile I am.

[fudge blood]

Tried to get fucked by a dog.

[Quagmire]

[QUOTE=znk666;32977323]Who else but Quagmire![/QUOTE]

Giggity giggity giggity let's have sex.

[Codemaster85]

there was a thread about anal masturbation somewhere. and yes that is the weirdest it gets for me.

[Garik]

I once sucked my own very precious babygiver A.K.A dick

[KristoferKSR]

oh god what the fuck is going on in this thread

[Simski]

Masturbated with a blue dildo on my ass, on cam, while wearing a creepy mask.

[Nitro836]

Pillow on chest. 'nuff said.

[Pnukup]

[QUOTE=Simski;32978913]Masturbated with a blue dildo on my ass, on cam, while wearing a creepy mask.[/QUOTE]You have more then 1 dildos...?

[DaMoggen]

I guess self sucking is weirder than anal masturbation.

[Zillamaster55]

Fucked a jar of peanut butter and came inside of it.

Don't worry, I threw it away before anyone found out.

[QuickSnapz]

[QUOTE=Simski;32978913]Masturbated with a blue dildo on my ass, on cam, while wearing a creepy mask.[/QUOTE]

Please say you recorded it

[Simski]

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;32979216]Please say you recorded it[/QUOTE]
Sadly no :v:
I just do it sometimes on cam sessions when I'm overly horny.

[editline]26th October 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Pnukup;32979113]You have more then 1 dildos...?[/QUOTE]
Sadly not, but I am very fond of my blue guy.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Simski;32979325]Sadly no :v:
I just do it sometimes on cam sessions when I'm overly horny.

[editline]26th October 2011[/editline]

Sadly not, but I am very fond of my blue guy.[/QUOTE]

Don't turn this into another Weirdest Boner thread that involves Child Pornography and Furry Rape.

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Simski;32978913]Masturbated with a blue dildo on my ass, on cam, while wearing a creepy mask.[/QUOTE]

so willing to do it again