Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure?

[peaceful guy]

[QUOTE=Tomthetechy;33090529]I feel we're getting a little off topic here. So I'm gunna go ahead and move the conversation forward.

I think the second weirdest thing I've done is Masturbated in mud.[/QUOTE]
you are so dirty :v:

[Niklasgunner]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33090370]and gay[/QUOTE]

you forgot fat

[ccg]

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33088260]$20[/QUOTE]
What can I get for a dollar and a pack of gum?

[QuickSnapz]

[QUOTE=ccg;33091001]What can I get for a dollar and a pack of gum?[/QUOTE]

Pinky finger in your ass

[Zenpod]

Weirdest Boner thread v3 in here

[Knuffelbeer]

[QUOTE=Zenpod;33091847]Weirdest Boner thread v3 in here[/QUOTE]

image some of your friends find out you have facepunch and they see your comments in this thread lol

[Zenpod]

[QUOTE=Knuffelbeer;33092073]image some of your friends find out you have facepunch and they see your comments in this thread lol[/QUOTE]

Nothing Incriminating for me in here

[Pnukup]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33085421][B][I]Rainbow Dash![/I][/B][/QUOTE]You wish.

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33095648]You wish.[/QUOTE]

Bakyte wishes. Not me.

[kytoidomos]

All these anal masturbation steps sound like a pain in the ass. (I swear to god if you ninja'd me)

[AltFanatic]

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33096458]All these anal masturbation steps sound like a pain in the ass. (I swear to god if you ninja'd me)[/QUOTE] just use lube, the smell of a poopy pinkie is wonderful ;)
and so is the taste

[Heatvision...]

You guys watch too much atheist porn

[Ban Camp]

[QUOTE=Heatvision...;33097099]You guys watch too much atheist porn[/QUOTE]

i dont watch porn at all

I look at porn
but dont watch

[Peachy]

[QUOTE=AltFanatic;33097031]just use lube, the smell of a poopy pinkie is wonderful ;)
and so is the taste[/QUOTE]
The fuck?
You're supposed to clean it beforehand so you don't get shit on your hands.

[Mister Sandman]

today I was lying in my bed fapping and I was going to urinate myself for sexual entertainment pleasure but I couldn't because I had a boner and then it became clear that if I was going to pee myself I would have to take a shit to go with it and I was like well might as well try it right but then I saw this Big Macintosh pic and I jerked off too much to that and then I came and then I was like "Well fuck it nevermind" and then I fell asleep
and that was basically my whole day other than I watched American Dad

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33098293]today I was lying in my bed fapping and I was going to urinate myself for sexual entertainment pleasure but I couldn't because I had a boner and then it became clear that if I was going to pee myself I would have to take a shit to go with it and I was like well might as well try it right but then I saw this Big Macintosh pic and I jerked off too much to that and then I came and then I was like "Well fuck it nevermind" and then I fell asleep
and that was basically my whole day other than I watched American Dad[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU[/media]

On a related note: I just can't seem to make myself orgasm via anal fingering. Any tips?

[Gaboer]

Dildo. Don't have one tho

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33098576][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU[/media]

On a related note: I just can't seem to make myself orgasm via anal fingering. Any tips?[/QUOTE]
use a penis instead

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33098645]use a penis instead[/QUOTE]

Don't seem too have any of those laying around...Lend me yours?

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33098650]Don't seem too have any of those laying around...Lend me yours?[/QUOTE]
ooh babby

[ccg]

I know a lot of people have been talking about fleshlights in this thread, so here's a "guide" on how to make your own, for little to no money!
[img]http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/free-all/86264d1197092151-homemade-fleshlight-make-vagina.jpg[/img]

Happy fleshing!

[Richiee]

Thanks bro

[Peachy]

I got a better one
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LJFih.jpg[/IMG]

[Brochacho]

I just spent way to much time reading this thread....

[ROFLBURGER]

I always thought that fleshlights were things girls shove up their anus to prevent surprise buttsex.
The inside of the fleshlight would have claws that would trap anything that was put into there and cause extreme pain.

Imagine putting your dick into an inverted cactus hole.

[Heatvision...]

What you need:

[IMG]http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/gestures/fist.png[/IMG]

[X-tra]

[QUOTE=Heatvision...;33101666]What you need:

[IMG]http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/gestures/fist.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

For once I'd like to fist myself with that.

[IMG]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Q827J17JL._SL500_AA300_.jpg[/IMG]

[Ban Camp]

gross

[Sebixxx]

I fucked a plastic bag.
That's how i setted up my plastic bag (fake vagina):
[video=youtube;9UozgSP4vp8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UozgSP4vp8&lc=CFMLxkcIhkt10B6Ml_fu5XlXlFtVOeuLdkeGGHifWCo&feature=inbox[/video]

You don't need to understand the video just watch it :v:

[Hoboharry]

Shit's fuckin' weird up in this thread.