Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

You haven't seen weird yet.

Stuck my dick inbetween two books on my bookshelf and fucked the gap.

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;33103888]Stuck my dick inbetween two books on my bookshelf and fucked the gap.[/QUOTE] What ever happened to the "bad read" rating

[QUOTE=Cairn Trenor;33103888]Stuck my dick inbetween two books on my bookshelf and fucked the gap.[/QUOTE] Great book will fuck again

I'm getting too many ideas from this thread that I shouldn't have ended up knowing

[QUOTE=The golden;33104534]Surprise! Human sexuality is actually slightly more complicated than penis+vagina! Welcome to reality.[/QUOTE] I know, but the stuff in here is weird, seriously, Ban Camp asked someone for pictures of them sticking tamp-ons up their ass.

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;32974895]Fucked a dog[/QUOTE] I hate your avatar makes me pissed for some reason [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img]

[QUOTE=Doome;33105053]I hate your avatar makes me pissed for some reason [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img][/QUOTE] Sup

[QUOTE=Doome;33105053]I hate your avatar makes me pissed for some reason [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img][/QUOTE] let [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img] the [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img] hate [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img] flow [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img] through [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img] you [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33105231]let [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img] the [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img] hate [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img] flow [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img] through [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img] you [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/216700.png?garryis=awesome[/img][/QUOTE] AAAAAAHHH IM DOING OVER HERE MEEDICC!!!

[QUOTE=The golden;33099873][img]http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/10/rapex.jpg[/img] Female anti-rape device. And no, it's not meant to stick up your ass. :v:[/QUOTE] I don't get those... couldn't you just like... pull it the fuck out before raping her? How does she hold it in place anyway, does it staple to her insides or something?

[QUOTE=Simski;33106867]I don't get those... couldn't you just like... pull it the fuck out before raping her? How does she hold it in place anyway, does it staple to her insides or something?[/QUOTE] Superglue inside and out

[QUOTE=Simski;33106867]I don't get those... couldn't you just like... pull it the fuck out before raping her? How does she hold it in place anyway, does it staple to her insides or something?[/QUOTE] I guess a rapist wouldn't really notice it when going in, unless the women didn't stick it in far enough to hide it. I also imagine that it would be pretty hard to pull it out before raping someone too, because they're usually flopping around like a fish on dry land.

[QUOTE=ccg;33107362]unless the women didn't stick it in far enough to hide it. [/QUOTE] Never get it out again :v:

When the internet goes off, I can fap to some things I would never fap to regularly. I remember jerking it off in what I suspect was the exact way kids did it before the internet was invented: stealing a fashion magazine with an underwear section from my mom. I also remember the internet being off, so I ended up jerking off to the strippers in GTA IV even though I didn't really find them attractive and Niko was actively trying to destroy my boner by piping in with what he thought and just being there.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33107911]When the internet goes off, I can fap to some things I would never fap to regularly. I remember jerking it off in what I suspect was the exact way kids did it before the internet was invented: stealing a fashion magazine with an underwear section from my mom. I also remember the internet being off, so I ended up jerking off to the strippers in GTA IV even though I didn't really find them attractive and Niko was actively trying to destroy my boner by piping in with what he thought and just being there.[/QUOTE] The Saints Row strippers are way better!

[QUOTE=The golden;33099873][img]http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/10/rapex.jpg[/img] Female anti-rape device. And no, it's not meant to stick up your ass. :v:[/QUOTE] okay maybe it's just me but that thing looks fucking huge like if you looked at the girl you'd know something was up

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;33104659]I know, but the stuff in here is weird, seriously, Ban Camp asked someone for pictures of them sticking tamp-ons up their ass.[/QUOTE] :> I want to see it happen!

I once fapped while thinking of Marzipan wearing the custome at :50 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sL_nUP9BGs[/media]

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33113190]:> I want to see it happen![/QUOTE] matt what have you beecommee

I'm straight, but I enjoy anal masturbation. Will using anal dildos/other falline objects visibly stretch my ass at all? I'd like to avoid this, as I don't want to have a stretch out disgusting asshole.

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33114527]I'm straight, but I enjoy anal masturbation. Will using anal dildos/other falline objects visibly stretch my ass at all? I'd like to avoid this, as I don't want to have a stretch out disgusting asshole.[/QUOTE] why who's gonna be looking at your bumhole?

[QUOTE=SiMoN 23259;33114581]why who's gonna be looking at your bumhole?[/QUOTE] Any people I would be having sex with in the future. I just don't want to long-term affect my body.

[QUOTE=The golden;33114874]No they won't. The anus is extremely resistant to over-stretching. (It's kinda made to have large objects pass through it) If you tear it with something sharp though... The 2 fundamental rules to any anal play are 1) Use lube. There is no limit to the amount you can use. The more the better. 2) Go slowly! You can seriously break your butthole if you move too fast.[/QUOTE] Slowly how so, in inserting or what?

[QUOTE=The golden;33115190]You can cause damage to your anus (and pretty bad pain) if you just ram stuff up there willy-nilly. If you're worried about disfiguring your butthole, going slow is a crucial step.[/QUOTE] I mean, going slow with the actual movement, going slow till I've got the feel for what's safe and what's not, or slow for the insertion?

Gotcha, I was worried I might have been moving too fast on the first one when you said that thanks

Holy shit guys. One time [sp]I put my penis in my hand, and clenched my hand around it, and then I moved my hand up and down until coming[/sp] what kind of weird fetishist am I?

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33114647]Any people I would be having sex with in the future. I just don't want to long-term affect my body.[/QUOTE] I have never had anybody look at my ass hole while having sex, it was only after when I bent down to pick up my clothes. Fully exposed myself, poor girl didnt need to see that.

Just accidentally used a non organic lotion as lube, and I didn't apply enough feelsbadman

I've used shaving foam and saliva in desperation for lube.