Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

My limited brain capacity prohibits me from remembering.

[QUOTE=Zoran;33115339]Holy shit guys. One time [sp]I put my penis in my hand, and clenched my hand around it, and then I moved my hand up and down until coming[/sp] what kind of weird fetishist am I?[/QUOTE] You are SICK. you should hang yourself for doing that.

[QUOTE=Good Burger;33115700]You are SICK. you should hang yourself for doing that.[/QUOTE] Already got a noose tied and ready to go, bro. Just gotta decide, should I cut my dick and balls off and [i]then[/i] hang myself, or just do it?

Hang self by dick n balls.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;33115762]Hang self by dick n balls.[/QUOTE] Become internet hero

Gross

Oh! I have another One time I put my cum onto my dildo and used it as lube [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-3.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33119815]Oh! I have another One time I put my cum onto my dildo and used it as lube [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-3.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Did you record it?

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33119825]Did you record it?[/QUOTE] Yes.

I cum on my fingers and use that as lube for anal masturbation - Could this cause problems?

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33119884]I cum on my fingers and use that as lube for anal masturbation - Could this cause problems?[/QUOTE] That's horridly sexy.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33119857]Yes.[/QUOTE] Can I have the video clip?

[QUOTE=The golden;33119943]Congrats. You're pregnant.[/QUOTE] FUCK Women think they have it bad getting a baby coming though their vaginas. I'm ganna have a baby though my dick fuck fuck fuck

[QUOTE=The golden;33119943]Congrats. You're pregnant.[/QUOTE] I haven't laughed like that for a long time. Thank you.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33121116]FUCK Women think they have it bad getting a baby coming though their vaginas. I'm ganna have a baby though my dick fuck fuck fuck[/QUOTE]Naw, man. What comes in, comes out. You're gonna shit out a baby.

I stuck a chap stick container in my anus and to this day, 1 year later, the lid to it is still there I think

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33122554]Naw, man. What comes in, comes out. You're gonna shit out a baby.[/QUOTE] Hmmm. Your avatar intrigues me. What is that? PM me.

Are you sure.......

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33126147]Are you sure.......[/QUOTE] I am quite sure.

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33126125]Hmmm. Your avatar intrigues me. What is that? PM me.[/QUOTE] it it's My Little Pony how do you not know this

The source is wonderful.

Well Pnukup. This will be useful. I regret nothing.

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33126210]Well Pnukup. This will be useful. I regret nothing.[/QUOTE] What so you're going to start watching My Little Pony?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33126229]What so you're going to start [b]fapping to[/b] My Little Pony?[/QUOTE] fixed

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33126248]fixed[/QUOTE] well yeah that too

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33126248]fixed[/QUOTE] Not quite.

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33126257]Not quite.[/QUOTE] ANSWER MY FUCKNIG QUESTIONGS

Well, ya see, he fixed the quote with start. That is what's wrong.

[i]mlp is serious business[/i]

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33126287]Well, ya see, he fixed the quote with start. That is what's wrong.[/QUOTE] ooooh [sub][sub][sub][sub]that ooooh is in a sexual tone[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]