Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33126694]Since when did this thread get filled with retards talking about MLP porn? Seriously, please leave, you're just derailing the thread.[/QUOTE]Clearly it's on topic.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33126750]We're all planning to have a threesome soon.[/QUOTE] can I join

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33126771]can I join[/QUOTE]Depends on if you have a dick or not.

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33126820]Depends on if you have a dick or not.[/QUOTE] Sup

Take it to the gay thread.

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33126820]Depends on if you have a dick or not.[/QUOTE] yep [editline]4th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Bakyte;33126858]Take it to the gay thread.[/QUOTE] taking the gay thread to the sexual pleasure thread

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33126828]Sup[/QUOTE]uh, hi...

Modded the hell out of Dragon Age: Origins and fapped to the sex scenes. [editline]4th November 2011[/editline] had sex with every moving object in that game, too. :v:

[QUOTE=Pen Straw;33127380]Modded the hell out of Dragon Age: Origins and fapped to the sex scenes. [editline]4th November 2011[/editline] had sex with every moving object in that game, too. :v:[/QUOTE] explain further

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33127401]explain further[/QUOTE] in this romance mod pack you can basically have sex/makeout with any character, and also make other NPCs naked and such. so I walked around an elven alienage, literally turned every NPC there naked and had gay sex with my character's father, cousin, Duncan, a dog, uncle, and some old elf guy.

I really enjoyed the dwarf sex scene in Dragon Age.

[QUOTE=Bakyte;33127481]I really enjoyed the dwarf sex scene in Dragon Age.[/QUOTE] I love how when you go to the brothel and have sex with the dwarf-- he like, grunts out like he's taking a shit or something :v:

[QUOTE=Pen Straw;33127495]I love how when you go to the brothel and have sex with the dwarf-- he like, grunts out like he's taking a shit or something :v:[/QUOTE] Dwarf on witch was the best one.

So any suggestions for safe anal lube? I'm straight but I'd like to try anal masturbation.

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33127874]So any suggestions for safe anal lube?[/QUOTE] Jizz on the thing you're inserting into your ass

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33127874]So any suggestions for safe anal lube?[/QUOTE] wtf [editline]4th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33127892]Jizz on the thing you're inserting into your ass[/QUOTE] WTF

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33127892]Jizz on the thing you're inserting into your ass[/QUOTE] insta boner~

Oh hey guys this thread looks- ... I'm okay with this.

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33126628]Gentlemen. Welcome to the internet. Pants are not recommended. Also, watch where you click, for things are apt to get, rather. NAUGHTY. *insert Freaky Fred from Courage The Cowardly Dog Right about here*[/QUOTE] I read that in Freaky Freds voice even before you pointed out it was supposed to be read in his voice.

not sure if this counts or not but w/e I will fap to porn of anything as long as i think it is hot and there are NO straight up (or even appearing to be) animals inside of it. i dont care what the source of it is at all, nor do i care the tiniest bit. is this strange?

Sure.

I'm slowly gathering all of the fetishes. Even guro. The only ones I can think of that I don't have or would not enjoy are scat, transformation, pedopholia, and BDSM.

Guro eh? There's a limit man. Let's just say there is a limit on that.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33129561]I'm slowly gathering all of the fetishes. Even guro. The only ones I can think of that I don't have or would not enjoy are scat, transformation, pedopholia, and BDSM.[/QUOTE] I don't know what that "guro" thing is about, so I'll go ahead and google it. [B]Edit :[/B] Fuck you.

[QUOTE=X-tra;33129627]I don't know what that "guro" thing is about, so I'll go ahead and google it. [B]Edit :[/B] Fuck you.[/QUOTE] look at their organs spread everywhere isn't it hot unnf yeah

[QUOTE=The golden;33129728]eproctophilia. Yeah, I have it.[/QUOTE] What is it [editline]7:22[/editline] oh

along with a few other things, golden has quite the tastes i like to wear loin cloths and things like that, gives me boners for whatever reason

Bondage lyfe

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33129561]I'm slowly gathering all of the fetishes. Even guro. The only ones I can think of that I don't have or would not enjoy are scat, transformation, pedopholia, and [b]BDSM[/b].[/QUOTE] Why? BDSM is hot.

The furthest I would go with a fetish is maybe bondage, as in tied hands/feet, nothing more than that.