Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=X-tra;33141832]For crying out loud guys, don't post if you don't have anything revalent to say.[/QUOTE] I fap to dragons [i]Relevant![/i] Weird! Wow! How are you helping bro.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33141871]I fap to dragons Weird! Wow! How are you helping bro.[/QUOTE] To be fair you're a big part of the reason why this thread got derailed. So stop please.

[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;33141811]Could I get a PM too?[/QUOTE] Second

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33141903]To be fair you're a big part of the reason why this thread got derailed. So stop please.[/QUOTE] You're one to talk.

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33141969]You're one to talk.[/QUOTE] I think everyone got off topic in this thread slightly. But Sure is circlejerk in here. that's very gay sandman shaddup >:( die throw it away ok you will not leave Is pushing it. This isn't a chat thread. But then again it's fast threads who cares.

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33141969]You're one to talk.[/QUOTE] At least his posts are related to the topic's main purpose, actually telling "what's the weirdest thing you have done for sexual pleasure". If anything, I'm shit posting here more than him and Ban Camp is right on that matter, I'm not helping. Look guys, can we just go on and try to avoid a shitstorm ? Locks come fast these days.

Alright. Back on topic. One time I stuck my dick in my pillow, and fucked it. And shoved a large amount of pencils up my ass.

weirdest boner thread mark three, goooooooo

I have masturbated to thoughts of myself being murdered mid-sex, and then being used for my murderer to finish. That on topic enough

I did not, in any way, shape or form, derail this thread. WAIT WHAT JESUS CHRIST SANDMAN

Another one, used a dildo and sat out naked in the rain masterbating! Then I did it in the pool

cut a hole in my mattress, put a condom on, and fucked it, then ate the cum. [editline]6th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Ban Camp;33142162]Another one, used a dildo and sat out naked in the rain masterbating! Then I did it in the pool[/QUOTE] hot

I enjoy putting a mix of warm and cold waffles on and around my dick.

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33142142]WAIT WHAT JESUS CHRIST SANDMAN[/QUOTE] Maybe it's a phase, but lately I just find it highly erotic to be caught off guard while mid sex, to have your pleasure cut off permanantly for theirs, for them to suddenly be alone instantaneously to enjoy themselves. Yeah we're tapping into my sicker fetishes.

I once put this tiny metal pipe into my dick, fapped and it flung out covered in sperm.

Well you explained it well at least. Honestly, weird things for sexual pleasure you've done, just isn't as interesting as fetishes. It consists mainly of shoving things in asses and shoving dicks in soft things. Also, where are those images I asked for?

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33142225]Well you explained it well at least. Honestly, weird things for sexual pleasure you've done, just isn't as interesting as fetishes. It consists mainly of shoving things in asses and shoving dicks in soft things.[/QUOTE] Ooh, and I believe I read once that you are alive for a few seconds after decapitation. I think that would be amazing, to have one last look at the horrific scene of your own death and to be able to look at your murderer's face while they're fucking your body. This is all hentai though, and I'm only thinking this when I'm aroused. I don't look at necrophilia porn, but who knows maybe it'd be my thing.

Amazing sexually or amazing conceptually?

I once shoved a electric toothbush up my ass. And then I put another in there.

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33142276]Amazing sexually or amazing conceptually?[/QUOTE] Both. I don't know why, but this all factors into my fetish for seeing someone stripped of their power and abused. I also have a fetish for being sick. Not sick in health, but in mind. I love the idea of someone who is incredibly twisted and perverted, and they [I]love it.[/I]

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33142280]I once shoved a electric toothbush up my ass. And then I put another in there.[/QUOTE] Your ass must look like a lamprey's mouth. Jesus christ. If you've seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force, you may remember a scene where Dr. Weird's hand is being eaten by his own ass, which proceeds to eat his body. Before this, Dr. Weird proclaims "IT HUNGERS! For more..." That right there is Ban Camp.

[QUOTE=kytoidomos;33142344]Your ass must look like a lamprey's mouth. Jesus christ. If you've seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force, you may remember a scene where Dr. Weird's hand is being eaten by his own ass, which proceeds to eat his body. Before this, Dr. Weird proclaims "IT HUNGERS! For more..." That right there is Ban Camp.[/QUOTE] I don't shove them fully up there.

I don't give a fuck. Also Golden, how did that work out for you?

Oddly however despite my fetish for human suffering, I am disgusted by forced castration or other genital damage.

I once wrapped those toothbrushes onto my dick and waited until I came. And used those pencils for my asshole, at the same time, Felt great

When I was in fourth grade, I jerked off in class and nobody noticed.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33142477]When I was in fourth grade, I jerked off in class and nobody noticed.[/QUOTE] I totally fucking did that. I put my hands in my pocket and did it very slowly with one finger. Jizzed in my pants. Felt weird walking around school with jizz in your pants all day.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33142477]When I was in fourth grade, I jerked off in class and nobody noticed.[/QUOTE] I did this once Our school has bible class because they want us all to be good christians or something Either way I jacked off in bible class

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33142495]I totally fucking did that. I put my hands in my pocket and did it very slowly with one finger. Jizzed in my pants. Felt weird walking around school with jizz in your pants all day.[/QUOTE] Fuck that, I mean I had my dick out, stroking it. Nobody could see me because they were all seated on the ground watching the teacher read a story. It was a bit hard to get off because I've always been paranoid that they have cameras hidden in the classrooms so that they can watch us. Especially behind the TV, I DON'T TRUST THOSE FUCKING TV'S AT ALL

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33142280]I once shoved a electric toothbush up my ass. And then I put another in there.[/QUOTE] brb buying a electric toothbrush