Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure?
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Oh hey you guys all know the story of how my cousin molested me when I was a kid, right?
Guys, don't masturbate in places where you can't immediately wash your hands afterwards, mmkay? I don't want to touch your jizz.
[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33142647]Guys, don't masturbate in places where you can't immediately wash your hands afterwards, mmkay? I don't want to touch your jizz.[/QUOTE]
I do though. Love me some jizz. I feel like such a slut with jizz in my pants.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33142581]Oh hey you guys all know the story of how my cousin molested me when I was a kid, right?[/QUOTE]
Okay, I got a couple of disagrees on this so let me tell you guys what happened:
When I was quite young, my mother had driven us over to my grandparents for the weekend. I dreaded this because my grandparents home was god awful boring. The only other highlight I ever remember was that that was the place where I first played Hitman, with my cousin. I quit though because I looked through the keyhole to the armory and the red marks on the wall looked like bloodstains. Anyway, my aunt had been staying there too, and she brought my cousins along. I had two cousins, one was weird, she was nerdy and still sucked her thumb. The other was 'normal', but much like my other siblings, mean and cruel. My meaner cousin was about the age of 13 at the time, and quite curious about sex. Me being my young age, I wasn't, but I knew she was an older kid so I tended to follow what she said. Well, she said it would be fun if we played a game, but nobody could know and we had to do it in our grandparents room, in the dark. We told our parents we would be taking a nap, and went in. We took our clothes off, and hopped in bed. She looked at and felt up dick, and I her vagina. We lay in bed feeling each other all over and giggling, and eventually my nerdy cousin came in. We had the fortune of darkness though, and were able to hide ourselves. She didn't turn on the light anyway. Barely succeeding to hold back our giggles, we told her we were napping and to go away. She did, and we resumed our 'game' for a while before my cousin got bored, and we left.
I found out last or two years ago that she did the same with my older brother and sister, and had turned out to be a lesbian, which was totally not my fault because for real she told me I did great so it was probably my brother.
Anyway, I don't regret it. It was quite a fun time and I would happily do it again, but with more penetration.
TL;DR I was the pimpinest little kid
Weirdest thing I did was fap to this thread
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;33143170]Weirdest thing I did was fap to this thread[/QUOTE]
was it the murder thing
I bet it was the murder thing
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33142658]I do though. Love me some jizz. I feel like such a slut with jizz in my pants.[/QUOTE]
You should make a song about jizzing in your pants.
But that will cause immature fucks to sing it everywhere because they discovered your song 3 years later after it being made.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33143292]You should make a song about jizzing in your pants.
But that will cause immature fucks to sing it everywhere because they discovered your song 3 years later after it being made.[/QUOTE]
Jizzed in my shorts Ft. Bakyte.
Why the hell am I on this thread?
[QUOTE=garychencool;33143722]Why the hell am I on this thread?[/QUOTE]
Masturbation material?
Relevant to current topic??
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY[/media]
[QUOTE=Intense Funkid;33150606]Relevant to current topic??
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY[/media][/QUOTE]
That blonde chick in the beginning has the biggest man face.
I beat off to pony porn that I have 146MB of.
146 eh? Actually, you know what?I think that whenever you post in this thread, you must tell everyone your sexuality.
I think I found my prostate today.
Fastest orgasm ever.
[QUOTE=LifeIsGood;33153266]I beat off to pony porn that I have [b]146MB[/b] of.[/QUOTE]
Weak.
[img]http://content.screencast.com/users/richieafsfgah/folders/Jing/media/9da1cba7-2276-46af-b9f9-8ccf809023b1/2011-11-06_1318.png[/img]
I don't feel quite safe in this thread...
So last year on my way back home in a flight from Mexico, I went into the bathroom and jacked off with TP.
That shit was rough as hell and I couldn't feel my dick for a few hours.
I've masturbated to a video of myself masturbating before.
Fapception.
[QUOTE=Ian;33153978]I've masturbated to a video of myself masturbating before.
Fapception.[/QUOTE]
Would that be considered incest?
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33153897]Weak.
[img]http://content.screencast.com/users/richieafsfgah/folders/Jing/media/9da1cba7-2276-46af-b9f9-8ccf809023b1/2011-11-06_1318.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I highly fucking doubt that much pony porn exists...
[QUOTE=eninco;33154015]I highly fucking doubt that much pony porn exists...[/QUOTE]
Don't make me prove it.
[QUOTE=Ian;33153978]I've masturbated to a video of myself masturbating before.
Fapception.[/QUOTE]
You need to go deeper !
[QUOTE=X-tra;33154070]You need to go deeper ![/QUOTE]
By giving us the video so we can analysis it...
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33154020]Don't make me prove it.[/QUOTE]
please do
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;33154157]please do[/QUOTE]
God no...
I am straight but for some reason I love anal, and by that I mean I love sticking my dick in a girls ass. Done it to both my ex's, felt great, they thought it was ok. But I can't fap to regular porn. Has to be anal. But when i have sex, i just do the usual and stick my cranny axe in the ham wallet.
Why the hell am I still reading this thread.
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33142658]I do though. Love me some jizz. I feel like such a slut with jizz in my pants.[/QUOTE]
You disgusting, selfish fuck.
I just shoved about 8 large marbles up my ass and I think I'll leave 'em in there. :3:
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