Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33167566]I just shoved about 8 large marbles up my ass and I think I'll leave 'em in there. :3:[/QUOTE] [i]you just told me you can't get them out[/i]

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33167721][i]you just told me you can't get them out[/i][/QUOTE] Thanks Matt, thanks a LOT!

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33167742]Thanks Matt, thanks a LOT![/QUOTE] [b]what did i do, that's fucking sexy[/b]

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33167747][b]what did i do, that's fucking sexy[/b][/QUOTE] You don't have a sense of empathy, do you? You're embarrassing me.

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33167760]You don't have a sense of empathy, do you? You're embarrassing me.[/QUOTE] Oh come now, we've all done silly stuff. I once got a full pencil stuck in my asshole.

[QUOTE=Ian;33153978]I've masturbated to a video of myself masturbating before. Fapception.[/QUOTE]I prefer mirrors.

I haven't been speachless in a wile thanks for that.

No problem.

I thought I saw some fucked up shit on Second Life.

ralph pls go

no

Akward confession thread 2

Things I did and then felt regret after-wards thread.

Incoming title: 'ASK ME ABOUT MY MARBLE FETISH'

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33168548]Incoming title: 'ASK ME ABOUT MY MARBLE FETISH'[/QUOTE] I'll make it happen.

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33168548]Incoming title: 'ASK ME ABOUT MY MARBLE FETISH'[/QUOTE]Nobody is gonna be that mean, dude. [QUOTE=Ban Camp;33168814]I'll make it happen.[/QUOTE] nvm...

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33168954]Nobody is gonna be that mean, dude. nvm...[/QUOTE] Being mean is my specialty.

Oh god I'm inside everyone's butts

I fapped. I'm a foul creature abandoned by god.

[QUOTE=The golden;33169443]You smell funny.[/QUOTE] The vibrating toothbrush I once put on my ass smelled funny. It was on. I was eager to confess this but that's it, that's the weirdest thing I've done.

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;33169475]The vibrating toothbrush I once put on my ass smelled funny. It was on. I was eager to confess this but that's it, that's the weirdest thing I've done.[/QUOTE] Yeah bro woo toothbrushes!

[QUOTE=The golden;33168165]Next time you have to fart, stick your finger up your butthole. Seriously, it feels really weird.[/QUOTE] I just shat all down my arm

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33172001]I just shat all down my arm[/QUOTE] Hot

Feels so weird knowing I have these damn things inside me, so now I'm trying to combat that feeling by imagining they're eggs. :3: Yes, I am due back into the clinic next Tuesday.

For whoever who said he had a clown fetish, I got a little something for ya. [video=youtube;MIomo9gP2OM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIomo9gP2OM[/video]

[QUOTE=X-tra;33175273]For whoever who said he had a clown fetish, I got a little something for ya. [video=youtube;MIomo9gP2OM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIomo9gP2OM[/video][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQHKQbXal0&hd=1[/media] This comes to mind.

I fapped in my street at the front of my house's main door, I was locked out of my house and there was porn in my cellphone, and then I came on the neighboors front yard.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33167241]You disgusting, selfish fuck.[/QUOTE] I mean, jesus fuck, want to feel like a slut? Go put on some cheap make-up, a short skirt and go sit by the freeway with a sign saying "Free Blowjobs", don't second-hand jizz on people.

^ Giving him ideas would be the worst thing to do now.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33176006]I mean, jesus fuck, want to feel like a slut? Go put on some cheap make-up, a short skirt and go sit by the freeway with a sign saying "Free Blowjobs", don't second-hand jizz on people.[/QUOTE] fyi I fap upside down and cum all over my face.