Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=J!NX;32979358]so willing to do it again[/QUOTE] Not today at least, and I'm also a bit unsatisfied with my body at the moment.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32979190]Fucked a jar of peanut butter and came inside of it. Don't worry, I threw it away before anyone found out.[/QUOTE]You coul have just mixed it up and it's as good as new. [editline]26th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32979346]Don't turn this into another Weirdest Boner thread that involves Child Pornography and Furry Rape.[/QUOTE]he's legal age :v:

[QUOTE=Simski;32979325]Sadly no :v: I just do it sometimes on cam sessions when I'm overly horny. [editline]26th October 2011[/editline] Sadly not, but I am very fond of my blue guy.[/QUOTE] PM me for next session

[QUOTE=Simski;32978913]Masturbated with a blue dildo on my ass, on cam, while wearing a creepy mask.[/QUOTE] That was you!?

People do the weirdest things for some pleasure, huh?

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32979515]tried to make a fake vagina once. Didn't work.[/QUOTE] How did you go about doing it?

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;32979589]How did you go about doing it?[/QUOTE] He did a guy in his ass

Had a hooker step on my dick in high heels.

I thought this was actually people doing weird things for sex, and no just, well... weird things.

Fap at half-finished porn that I'm making.

[QUOTE=Nach0s!;32979700]Had a hooker step on my dick in high heels.[/QUOTE] Thank you for reminding me of that clip...

Spilled a cup of scolding hot tea on my groin. Came buckets.

[url]http://kids-in-sandbox.com/[/url]

Sometimes when I'm fapping I imagine myself as a girl masturbating.

Pissed in a cup and drank it, pretended it belonged to a pretty girl I knew

Dick up your own ass. It tries escape and wont fit in. It fights back and that is where you get your battle lust.

[QUOTE=DaMoggen;32979146]I guess self sucking is weirder than anal masturbation.[/QUOTE] Nope, I wish I could do that.

When I was younger I masturbated while on the phone, she never knew

Ok so.. Back when i was like around 11 or 12 (about when I first learned of fapping) I got some good old lesbians making out pictures on my PSP ready to fap to. With the PSP set up in the middle of the floor, I put on some high heels and some long ass sexy stockings. Along with that I tied a belt tight around my waist and found some sort of choker to wear around my neck nice and snug. So, sitting in the middle of the floor with my kinky gear on, I proceeded to fap. I know it's kind of a story but yeah, I always remember doing this just to get all aroused and shit while I fapped. Funny thing is my mom almost walked in on me when this happened :S Oh reminds me, I also tried jizzing on my face before by fapping upside down. I'm pretty fucked up sometimes I guess.

[QUOTE=KillaGunna24;32984657]Ok so.. Back when i was like around 11 or 12 (about when I first learned of fapping) I got some good old lesbians making out pictures on my PSP ready to fap to. With the PSP set up in the middle of the floor, I put on some high heels and some long ass sexy stockings. Along with that I tied a belt tight around my waist and found some sort of choker to wear around my neck nice and snug. So, sitting in the middle of the floor with my kinky gear on, I proceeded to fap. I know it's kind of a story but yeah, I always remember doing this just to get all aroused and shit while I fapped. Funny thing is my mom almost walked in on me when this happened :S Oh reminds me, I also tried jizzing on my face before by fapping upside down. I'm pretty fucked up sometimes I guess.[/QUOTE] I fapped upside down as well. Went into my mouth.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;32984705]I fapped upside down as well. Went into my mouth.[/QUOTE] I used to do this cause I kinda liked the taste :v:

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;32984705]I fapped upside down as well. Went into my mouth.[/QUOTE]Hah, that's what I was aiming for most of the time but I've always failed. Always ends up on my chin or hair.

[QUOTE=Guzbone;32984726]I used to do this cause I kinda liked the taste :v:[/QUOTE] Love the taste.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;32984840]Love the taste.[/QUOTE] Kinda grown out of it not gonna lie. Stopped doing a few of the "Weirder" things I use to do like suck myself though I still do anal. Problem with the self sucking is that I have to stretch for several hours in order to get any nice amount of penetration.

[QUOTE=imptastick;32984026]When I was younger I masturbated while on the phone, she never knew[/QUOTE] When I was younger I masturbated while on the phone and so did she

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[QUOTE=Pnukup;32975326]It's not weired at all. You could orgasm by doing just that. It's called anal masturbation and it's amazing.[/QUOTE] >Coming from a pony

[QUOTE=Skrappy;32986494]>Coming from a pony[/QUOTE] What does pony have anything to do with it at all?