Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

I'm cool with that, just wash up afterwards. Also, that seems uncomfortable as fuck.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33176675]fyi I fap upside down and cum all over my face.[/QUOTE] How do you balance?

[QUOTE=mn_chaos;33176966]How do you balance?[/QUOTE] [img]http://content.screencast.com/users/richieafsfgah/folders/Jing/media/93e40ccd-9f12-4cbc-a6dc-78d0e1674246/2011-11-07_2105.png[/img] I put my feat on the back of the chair and have my head hanging off the other side. It works quite well. You can use a wall too but I like the chair because it's more comfy then using the wall.

*Cough*

Not weird at all I'm perfectly normal.

Ahaha, livestreamed me reading these with 'Jizz in My Pants' in the background. Everyone was cracking up, but I feel unfair about it, so I'll post mine, I made a fleshlight with a shampoo bottle, worked great first two thrusts, then it got stuck. Long story short, I had to go to the ER to get my dick surgically removed from the bottle.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33167777]Oh come now, we've all done silly stuff. I once got a full pencil stuck in my asshole.[/QUOTE] Ow How is that even possible to happen accidentally?

[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33177205]Ow How is that even possible to happen accidentally?[/QUOTE] Read above to hear about a worse accident.

Felt around this girls rib cage, was moving close to boobs but was like nah. Later she told me she liked it.

I kissed a girl and I liked it,I mean the taste of her cherry chapstick geez it felt so wrong yet at the same time it felt so right but I'm not in love tonight.

not really weird but.. fleshlight + tons of free time on a day = 35ish sessions was a good day Edit: whats all this upside down stuff when i shoot i have a hard time not hitting the wall 20 feet behind me

[QUOTE=Zargero;33178967]not really weird but.. fleshlight + tons of free time on a day = 35ish sessions was a good day Edit: whats all this upside down stuff when i shoot i have a hard time not hitting the wall 20 feet behind me[/QUOTE] I'm going to call bullshit. To both things.

I guess I should add playing H-Games to my list of weird things...

I rubbed one out while I was at work on day. No one suspected a thing; plus I got paid for it v:v:v I don't do too many weird things but I've sure seen some weird things.

I didn't say that I got off every time just that I did 35 sessions

[QUOTE=The golden;33179562]Considering the average male refactory period for someone your age is around 20 to 30 minutes, plus the fact you need a certain buildup of testosterone to get horny enough to wank in the first place, I'm going to have to call bullshit on that one.[/QUOTE] Thrice in 21 minutes. I don't think that would extend to four in 28 though. The last was a bit of a stretch and then I started bleeding. Felt like a champ.

I really want to find my prostate, all expeditions have been unsucessful so far.

I can tell you that you'll know it when you do...

[QUOTE=Chickens!;33185185]I can tell you that you'll know it when you do...[/QUOTE] Mind tell us exactly how we know so we definitely know we've found it when we do?

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33185645]Mind tell us exactly how we know so we definitely know we've found it when we do?[/QUOTE] If you're like me, you'll yell 'OH SWEET JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK' and orgasm instantly.

This thread used to make me laugh. Now it just makes me uncomfortable.

[QUOTE=GastricTank;33186784]This thread used to make me laugh. Now it just makes me uncomfortable.[/QUOTE] Lock before WBT v2

[QUOTE=Chickens!;33186923]Lock before WBT v2[/QUOTE]Or stop posting stuff that will make it WBT? We don't need CP here, thank you.

Oh god, pnukup, what the fuck is up with your avatar.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33189976]Oh god, pnukup, what the fuck is up with your avatar.[/QUOTE] [img]http://e621.net/data/2b/35/2b350ca70c6f132a64dab5fbecd4f7e0.gif?1308424565[/img] You just had to ask, didn't you?

Pretty tame compared to the other pony porn you can find on the internet. Not that I would know or anything. Seriously guys, I swear. [i]Seriously.[/i]

I once fapped in a distant relative-I'd-just-met's toilet. I also tried on a plane during the inflight film.

[QUOTE=Simski;33190198]-jesus what the fuck- You just had to ask, didn't you?[/QUOTE] How did you post pony porn and not get any boxes? Am I in the dimension where pony porn is okay?

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33192569]How did you post pony porn and not get any boxes? Am I in the dimension where pony porn is okay?[/QUOTE] to be fair it is hot

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33192592]to be fair it is hot[/QUOTE] Have you ever been to a barn before? HORSE SHIT EVERYWHERE