Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

This thread reminds me of the time I learned how to masturbate with a xylophone.

I cummed a entire river. Into my mouth. Salty.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33192624]Have you ever been to a barn before? HORSE SHIT EVERYWHERE[/QUOTE] oh baby tell me more

This thread has gone unfunny to creepy

And you aren't creepy.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33193110]This thread has gone unfunny to creepy[/QUOTE] oh c'mon you know I'm joking about the poop thing

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33194007]oh c'mon you know I'm joking about the poop thing[/QUOTE] I think that you are indeed, lying.

Fucked a goat. Screwed a kangaroo. Finger-banged an orangutan. The usual. :v: [editline]8th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Simski;33190198][img]http://e621.net/data/2b/35/2b350ca70c6f132a64dab5fbecd4f7e0.gif?1308424565[/img] You just had to ask, didn't you?[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/hibyeya6.gif[/img]

Gave my self a blowjob And then I came in my mouth My semen doesn't actually taste that bad

[QUOTE=The golden;33186087]You can help me find mine.[/QUOTE] We can find each others!

This whole thread is kinky.

I finger myself when I fap, it feels good but i can't find my prostate :/

I'm not sure if I've just got a big prostate or something but if my finger goes in there I pretty much hit my prostate no matter what.

I'm a little bit worried to actually touch my prostate I just imagine it not feeling pleasant but painful and sensitive

Ayyyy, fingered up my ass yesterday (not really, not even half of my finger, just pressed slightly) And i cum immediately, couldn't hold it.

[QUOTE=rikimaru6811;33211148]Ayyyy, fingered up my ass yesterday (not really, not even half of my finger, just pressed slightly) And i cum immediately, couldn't hold it.[/QUOTE] Bullshit I've been trying so hard to find mine. Seems like everyone finds there but I just can't do it :(

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33211370]Bullshit I've been trying so hard to find mine. Seems like everyone finds there but I just can't do it :([/QUOTE] Same. I need something larger than my fingers....

[QUOTE=Simski;33190198][img]http://e621.net/data/2b/35/2b350ca70c6f132a64dab5fbecd4f7e0.gif?1308424565[/img] You just had to ask, didn't you?[/QUOTE] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BEogiLoYMCk/TG5Ycyg2M3I/AAAAAAAAA7w/joqchs_g1Cg/s1600/12billthebutcher,+Gangs+of+New+York.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Snake7;33211776][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BEogiLoYMCk/TG5Ycyg2M3I/AAAAAAAAA7w/joqchs_g1Cg/s1600/12billthebutcher,+Gangs+of+New+York.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I seriously someone help please I can't understand what that face is supposed to mean

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;33211414]Same. I need something larger than my fingers....[/QUOTE]You can try for two fingers or maybe even a dildo?

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33211787]I seriously someone help please I can't understand what that face is supposed to mean[/QUOTE] It means "What the fuck is wrong with you"

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33211370]Bullshit I've been trying so hard to find mine. Seems like everyone finds there but I just can't do it :([/QUOTE] Me too bro :'(

I remembered something, once I went through the whole day without pissing, because well, you know, your bladder, when full, presses against your prostate, and that's also why sometimes you wake up with a boner. Then I fapped. Gotta admit though that pissing felt better than cumming that day :v: I also did that another time, stood without pissing until 12AM, went to shower AND used them ol' toothbrushes. Felt surprisingly good.

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;33211414]Same. I need something larger than my fingers....[/QUOTE] Unless you're already utilizing all fingers and have moved on to fisting and still want more, no, you don't.

I attempted to fist myself once. Used a ton of lube, got all my fingers in there, but couldn't make the final push to get the palm in :v:

I remember having an erotic conversation with my penis. Me: Cum on my feet and I'll lick it off babe Penis: you better nigga, I'm going to cum so much babe *penis has arrived* Me: lol just kidding that shit is sick *whips away with toilet paper* Penis: oh you fucker

Excuse me what?

I gave my girlfriend's birthday gift --- magic underwear [URL="http://www.stopfinger.com/goods_c3BlY19pZAk2MzMz.html"]it is fun![/URL]

[QUOTE=shuiguo;33232103]I gave my girlfriend's birthday gift --- magic underwear [URL="http://www.stopfinger.com/goods_c3BlY19pZAk2MzMz.html"]it is fun![/URL][/QUOTE] Funny how you registered just to say that. :v:

I gave my ex a dildo, bitches love dildos