Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure?
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[QUOTE=Ian;33153978]I've masturbated to a video of myself masturbating before.
Fapception.[/QUOTE]
An update, for shits and giggles:
I just masturbated to a video of myself masturbating to a video of myself masturbating while watching said videos through an ipod that was faced to a mirror while watching myself masturbate through said mirror and having my phone record said masturbation.
Yo dawg.
[QUOTE=Ian;33268010]An update, for shits and giggles:
I just masturbated to a video of myself masturbating to a video of myself masturbating while watching said videos through an ipod that was faced to a mirror while watching myself masturbate through said mirror and having my phone record said masturbation.
Yo dawg.[/QUOTE]
You need to go deeper
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;33268025]You need to go deeper[/QUOTE]
He never said it was anal masturbation
penis in eye
[QUOTE=Thatrandomuser;33268242]He never said it was anal masturbation[/QUOTE]
He didn't mean literally, although you can be as literal as you want.
I once tasted my own poop, it tasted like poop
what
I've had thoughts of burning myself with hot candle wax, and pouring hot coffee all over me.
It seems like it would be fun.
Nothing.
[QUOTE=ccg;33278803]I've had thoughts of burning myself with hot candle wax, and pouring hot coffee all over me.
It seems like it would be fun.[/QUOTE]
That sounds fucking painfull, Hot coffee would give you some serious burns and candle wax could leave some scars.
I still have some scars on my hands from about 4 years ago when I was playing with fire and plastic.
I'm a pyromaniac so it was all worth it to burn all those plastic figures.
[QUOTE=ccg;33278803]I've had thoughts of burning myself with hot candle wax, and pouring hot coffee all over me.
It seems like it would be fun.[/QUOTE]
I've had hot wax spilt on my hand, it would of scared if there hadn't been a medic in the restaurant where it had happened, it was not fun
i strokked my penis until whit frostign came out
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[editline]15th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Potato-Pugilist;33291585]Sir are you a Gingerbread man?[/QUOTE]
Also As Gay Virgin, I realize that I will one day have to take a dick. For some reason this terrifys me. Not because I'm afraid it will hurt, but because I'm afraid I wont be aroused. I dont know what to say.
Edit: Oh fuck I quoted myself? How did that happen I am not good with computer.
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;33289314]i strokked my penis until whit frostign came out[/QUOTE]
You should get that checked out if you have frosting coming out of your penis.
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;33289314]i strokked my penis until whit frostign came out[/QUOTE]
I'm so sorry.
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;33289314]i strokked my penis until whit frostign came out[/QUOTE]
So your cum tastes like frosting? Hot
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;33294055]So your cum tastes like frosting? Hot[/QUOTE]
Shadow send us some of your frosting sperm
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33137710]well you seem pretty cool so yeah I'd probably suck your dick too
[editline]5th November 2011[/editline]
I mean if you wanted[/QUOTE]
Pussy. Real men rape-blow. Just today I timed leaving the bus and rape-blowing some black dude. He was just sitting there, minding his buisness and BAM, I pulled off his pants and sucked his dick. He climaxed in a few seconds, which sent him into shock and I used that time to make my escape. Poor dude probably didn't even know what hit him.
But seriously sometimes I like to autofellatio. Lately I've had a kink in my neck, so I can't do it without it hurting really bad.
Also I can cum pretty hard if I time my pumping, climax, and flexing my dick just right. Sometimes I can get some cum to land in my mouth from a sitting position
[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33294078]Shadow send us some of your frosting sperm[/QUOTE]
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send a gallon of it at once.
I've also heard of these pads that can produce anywhere from a slight to a pretty painful shock, and prove to be very helpful if you're into shit like BDSM.
I can't remember the name of them for the life of me though.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;33294502]send a gallon of it at once.[/QUOTE]
more
[QUOTE=Potato-Pugilist;33291585]-snip-
[editline]15th November 2011[/editline]
Also As Gay Virgin, I realize that I will one day have to take a dick. For some reason this terrifys me. Not because I'm afraid it will hurt, but because I'm afraid I wont be aroused. I dont know what to say.
Edit: Oh fuck I quoted myself? How did that happen I am not good with computer.[/QUOTE]
The fact that you are quoting yourself without properly realizing is rather...strange
[editline]16th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=shuiguo;33232103]I gave my girlfriend's birthday gift --- magic underwear
[URL="http://www.stopfinger.com/goods_c3BlY19pZAk2MzMz.html"]it is fun![/URL][/QUOTE]
You're a spam bot
No actual facepunch users have girlfriends!
I have another one.
Used my dildo in a toothless suit blasting hardcore metal while jacking off.
No body was home.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea.
1000 posts already ?
Hot diggity cock.
Well thanks to a push by a certain Facepunch member, I ate my own cum.
Tastes funky.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33349584]Well thanks to a push by a certain Facepunch member, I ate my own cum.
Tastes funky.[/QUOTE]
I think if you eat more fruits and vegetables your cum will taste sweeter.
I think pineapples help the most, don't quote me on that though.
[QUOTE=ccg;33350392]I think if you eat more fruits and vegetables your cum will taste sweeter.[/QUOTE]
i'm eating a bunch of apples so next time i can pretend it's applejack's sweet juices in my mouth ;)))
