Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=Garik;33436974]Oh god, it's weekend... That means it's time for weird-ass sexual experiments![/QUOTE] I suggest trying watersports in your pants do it

Wow, 2 minutes in and this thread already makes me feel better about myself.

[QUOTE=Detective .H;33437238]Wow, 2 minutes in and this thread already makes me feel better about myself.[/QUOTE] Yer welcome

Hey guys, I was thinking. Is there any way to shove fingers up your ass without actually having them touch your rectum directly? I mean, I instantly thought of rubber gloves, but oh god, rubber gloves rubbing agaisn't such a sensitive area. Fuck, if it didn't involve touching shit, anal masturbation might be more popular.

what's the best way to clean your ass? It's time-consuming and difficult for me, and i don't have enough time to do anything that takes a while :v:

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33438543]Hey guys, I was thinking. Is there any way to shove fingers up your ass without actually having them touch your rectum directly? I mean, I instantly thought of rubber gloves, but oh god, rubber gloves rubbing agaisn't such a sensitive area. Fuck, if it didn't involve touching shit, anal masturbation might be more popular.[/QUOTE] plastic bag.

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;33438765]what's the best way to clean your ass? It's time-consuming and difficult for me, and i don't have enough time to do anything that takes a while :v:[/QUOTE] Warm water

Only now did I realize. So many fucked up people here and the most fucked up thing they've done is masturbation. :v:

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33438917]Warm water[/QUOTE] How to um..get the warm water in there?

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;33438984]How to um..get the warm water in there?[/QUOTE] Douche or a bottle

[QUOTE=SABS001;33434101]Had titty jack on this hard plastic cleavage. [img]http://62.0.5.135/www.cooltoyreview.com/ToyBiz/X-menMovies/Jean/header.jpg[/img] Where I discovered masturbation. :v:[/QUOTE] Picture broken. Copied the link URL, but did nothing

For me, either Sucking dick or sucking on toes I don't know why, but it feels so fucking good.

Blue Waffle?

No just no.

Why not?

Sometimes, I stick an emergency flare up my ass. Don't worry, its expired.

I draw the shoop da whoop face on my penis and right before I'm about to cum I put each thumb on opposite sides of the head and push/pull while shouting, "I'M-A-FIRIN' MAH LAZAR! BLARGHHHHHHHHHHH".

[QUOTE=FuriCooly;33448324]I draw the shoop da whoop face on my penis and right before I'm about to cum I put each thumb on opposite sides of the head and push/pull while shouting, "I'M-A-FIRIN' MAH LAZAR! BLARGHHHHHHHHHHH".[/QUOTE] When will people stop lying about their age to get access to internet forums?

Got in the shower and enema'd myself with about a liter or more of water. I came within just a few minutes.

Ragin Cajun is currently drunk and sending me my little pony porn, I cant stop laughing. [editline]26th November 2011[/editline] Just got weird, he wants to fap to pictures of me.

[QUOTE=Pnukup;32979831]Thank you for reminding me of that clip...[/QUOTE] what clip?

[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;33456948]Ragin Cajun is currently drunk and sending me my little pony porn, I cant stop laughing. [editline]26th November 2011[/editline] Just got weird, he wants to fap to pictures of me.[/QUOTE] Sounds sexy as fuck. Please tell more. [img]http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Popcorn-01-Michael-Jackson.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;33456948]Ragin Cajun is currently drunk and sending me my little pony porn, I cant stop laughing. [editline]26th November 2011[/editline] Just got weird, he wants to fap to pictures of me.[/QUOTE] hot tell me all about it

[QUOTE=FullStreak12;33457019]what clip?[/QUOTE] A clip where some girl wearing high-heel stilettos steps on some guy's dick. Resulting in a bloddy mess.

[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;33456948]Ragin Cajun is currently drunk and sending me my little pony porn, I cant stop laughing. [editline]26th November 2011[/editline] Just got weird, he wants to fap to pictures of me.[/QUOTE] Horrifying. Here Watch me look at porn [url]https://join.me/282-806-690[/url]

[QUOTE=ccg;33457035]A clip where some girl wearing high-heel stilettos steps on some guy's dick. Resulting in a bloddy mess.[/QUOTE] I wanna see!

[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;33456948]Ragin Cajun is currently drunk and sending me my little pony porn, I cant stop laughing. [editline]26th November 2011[/editline] Just got weird, he wants to fap to pictures of me.[/QUOTE] You think that is bad?, he's coming on to me on Skype!

[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;33456948]Ragin Cajun is currently drunk and sending me my little pony porn, I cant stop laughing. [editline]26th November 2011[/editline] Just got weird, he wants to fap to pictures of me.[/QUOTE] Lies

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33457050]I wanna see![/QUOTE] Google "stiletto cock crush".

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33457057]fuck you dude i woudrl fucking do that your such a lier[/QUOTE] oh fuck he's here shit's getting intense