Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

After the jar breaks you can use your own blood as lube so you can fap with it. [sp] I enjoy blood [/sp]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33472108]who the fuck puts ice in their anus[/QUOTE] Once someone told me to do it for their own pleasure. I couldn't get it in.

I too once put panties on and jacked off into my face while i used this [img]http://www.hingeoutlet.com/images/Door%20Accessories/Door_stop_spring_AB.jpg[/img] as a dildo

[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;33473351]Yes. Then squeeze on it til it breaks in there. Enjoy the mental image.[/QUOTE] Theres a gif of this on the internet Fetch it Y/N

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33465095]It sort of is. It's normal for my family to loudly fart in the vicinity of each other for their displeasure and our giggles. That's probably weird in your family.[/QUOTE] Normal for my family would still be the majority in my family. Actually depends on the definition of subjective.

i once sucked my cousins toes while fapping to my little pony

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33473598]I too once put panties on and jacked off into my face while i used this [img]http://www.hingeoutlet.com/images/Door%20Accessories/Door_stop_spring_AB.jpg[/img] as a dildo[/QUOTE] That looks like it would hurt unless you used a whole bottle of lube

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33475391]Theres a gif of this on the internet Fetch it Y/N[/QUOTE] Link me, please.

[QUOTE=The golden;33456814]And now you have a bathtub (and/or toilet) which is painted completely brown.[/QUOTE] Nah, I took the dump in the toilet afterwards. Felt nice with water pushing against my prostate and making my tummy all big and tense.

[QUOTE=ccg;33477283]Link me, please.[/QUOTE] [url=http://lmgtfy.com/?q=1+guy+1+jar]Too afraid to link directly to it[/url]

Too many things. They involve people wanting to be overpowered.

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33477486][url=http://lmgtfy.com/?q=1+guy+1+jar]Too afraid to link directly to it[/url][/QUOTE] Oh god the first link. Never again....

[QUOTE=hamberglar;33473545]Once someone told me to do it for their own pleasure. I couldn't get it in.[/QUOTE] Start slow, not force it in.

Are you supposed to wait for it to melt a bit so you can use the water as lube? :v:

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33491981]Are you supposed to wait for it to melt a bit so you can use the water as lube? :v:[/QUOTE] It melts in contact with your skin. You need to get your anus used to the temperature, usually by massaging it with the ice. Once you feel comfortable the muscles will relax and you can just pop the ice in with ease. [sp]God, I feel like some bad influencing self-sexual pleasure demon.[/sp]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33491981]Are you supposed to wait for it to melt a bit so you can use the water as lube? :v:[/QUOTE] Water is not good lube. Also, I can in no way imagining ice inside your ass being pleasant.

Wait, ice isn't good lube? Why not? Fuck, you guys should just get some motor oil in there.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;33492926]Wait, ice isn't good lube? Why not? Fuck, you guys should just get some motor oil in there.[/QUOTE] Just get some 75W-140. If it lubes a truck differential, it can lube your anus.

And hey, if you jam a motor oil applier in your urethra and squeeze the motor oil in there and only take it out hen you cum, you can pretend your dick's an oil tower. Hell, you can put some cotton in your pubes and pretend they're really hairy traditional Muslims with weird turbans. You can get a friend to simulate machinegun fire by raspberrying!

I fucked a couch once.

For earth day I dug a hole in the ground and made love to mother earth.

Some of the people here. Good laughs. Yeah. I have no words. But I still type them. Whoa, freaky shit.

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;33476977]That looks like it would hurt unless you used a whole bottle of lube[/QUOTE] I just swished it around my mouth until it was wet felt nice as the bumps on the side slid against my asshole.

This thread ceases to make me laugh.

This thread never ceases to give me a boner.

[QUOTE=Intense Funkid;33499687]This thread ceases to make me laugh.[/QUOTE] Sorry sir, we'll try to do better to serve you.

Isnt the freezing cold ice going to do damage to your anus?

[QUOTE=SiMoN 23259;33502927]Isnt the freezing cold ice going to do damage to your anus?[/QUOTE] No not really.

[url]http://audioboo.fm/Duke[/url] Not exactly intentional but by the time I finished hearing one of this guys recordings I was rock hard.

[QUOTE=SiMoN 23259;33502927]Isnt the freezing cold ice going to do damage to your anus?[/QUOTE] I did it many times and my shit still looks like shit.