Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;33534849]I want to post something, but I'm afraid I'd get banned, because well, it involves me and my bisexual friend, and we're both underage. So yeah, I won't post the whole thing, that's all you get.[/QUOTE] Just post the story. I'll be waiting.

Four day weekend... Assman begins...

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;33534849]I want to post something, but I'm afraid I'd get banned, because well, it involves me and my bisexual friend, and we're both underage. So yeah, I won't post the whole thing, that's all you get.[/QUOTE] As long as you don't start posting pictures and you both consented, nobody here is going to care. Consent laws vary throughout the world anyway so "underage" doesn't really mean a whole lot.

Cajun has his niece on his lap. Incoming boner in 3, 2, 1...

[QUOTE=Maximo13;33537367]Cajun has his niece on his lap. Incoming boner in 3, 2, 1...[/QUOTE] What is your purpose

[QUOTE=Maximo13;33537367]Cajun has his niece on his lap. Incoming boner in 3, 2, 1...[/QUOTE] Underaged, man.

[QUOTE=Maximo13;33537367]Cajun has his niece on his lap. [/QUOTE] That's adorable.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;33537758]Underaged, man.[/QUOTE] Yo, it's not me that is getting excited about it. Ask cajun.

[QUOTE=Maximo13;33537367]Cajun has his niece on his lap. Incoming boner in 3, 2, 1...[/QUOTE] How old is this 'niece' you speak of?

[QUOTE=adam1172;33551901]How old is this 'niece' you speak of?[/QUOTE] 4

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33509349]I got a new feeling for you too babes[/QUOTE] What kind of.. feelings?

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;33554226]What kind of.. feelings?[/QUOTE] Steamy hot sexy feelings

Shot and killed both of my parents.

[QUOTE=not589;33555275]Shot and killed both of my parents.[/QUOTE] For sexual pleasure?

[QUOTE=not589;33555275]Shot and killed both of my parents.[/QUOTE] Are the bodies still warm when you raped it?

[QUOTE=not589;33555275]Shot and killed both of my parents.[/QUOTE] oh my god so hot

[QUOTE=not589;33555275]Shot and killed both of my parents.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://s3.noelshack.com/uploads/images/17586218862234_kill.png[/IMG] lol

[QUOTE=X-tra;33556051][IMG]http://s3.noelshack.com/uploads/images/17586218862234_kill.png[/IMG] lol[/QUOTE] Reminds me back when fast threads doesn't count posts and people always go "OMG WHY I HAVE 0 POST".

[QUOTE=adam1172;33556146]Reminds me back when fast threads doesn't count posts and people always go "OMG WHY I HAVE 0 POST".[/QUOTE] I always thought it was interesting when people went like 5 years, and only had one post because all they did was post in fast threads.

[QUOTE=Psychopath12;33535474]A story won't get you banned. Posting pictures of you two in the act might, but I trust you aren't dumb enough to post images in a thread full of horny weirdos like us :v:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=adam1172;33536568]Just post the story. I'll be waiting.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Demache;33537074]As long as you don't start posting pictures and you both consented, nobody here is going to care. Consent laws vary throughout the world anyway so "underage" doesn't really mean a whole lot.[/QUOTE] Well, if you say so. Both me and my friend, whom we are both underage and bisexual, well, since we are so deepily in love, when we were alone, we experimented. I don't just mean liplocking and hand-banana, we've already done that. We took it to the next step, and so yeah. Hurt a bit, but I've already messed around by myself, so it wasn't so bad. Used a condom because it was our first time and cause of that it was a bit awkward. Other than all that, I still love him <3

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;33561176]Well, if you say so. Both me and my friend, whom we are both underage and bisexual, well, since we are so deepily in love, when we were alone, we experimented. I don't just mean liplocking and hand-banana, we've already done that. We took it to the next step, and so yeah. Hurt a bit, but I've already messed around by myself, so it wasn't so bad. Used a condom because it was our first time and cause of that it was a bit awkward. Other than all that, I still love him <3[/QUOTE] Ahahaha. Hand banana. Also that's pretty hot

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33554648]Steamy hot sexy feelings[/QUOTE] Wow, I got the same feeling for you babe

OooOoh, Love on the internet.

[QUOTE=calle7112;33568860]The wierdest thing I've done is when I was playing with my "David the Werewolf" toy, I was showing it very deep in my ass as I jacked off to worgen gay porn, I came all over the keyboard while the toy came in me. (cum lube), then I proceeded to lick the toy and the cum on the keyboard.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i51.tinypic.com/6z9agw.png[/img]

[QUOTE=calle7112;33568860]The wierdest thing I've done is when I was playing with my "David the Werewolf" toy, I was showing it very deep in my ass as I jacked off to worgen gay porn, I came all over the keyboard while the toy came in me. (cum lube), then I proceeded to lick the [B]toy[/B] and the cum on the keyboard. Forgot to add that the size of my toy is large.[/QUOTE] :suicide:

[QUOTE=calle7112;33568860]The wierdest thing I've done is when I was playing with my "David the Werewolf" toy, I was showing it very deep in my ass as I jacked off to worgen gay porn, I came all over the keyboard while the toy came in me. (cum lube), then I proceeded to lick the toy and the cum on the keyboard. Forgot to add that the size of my toy is large.[/QUOTE] [i]oh[/I] [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]I have the weirdest boner right now[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

[QUOTE=calle7112;33568860]The wierdest thing I've done is when I was playing with my "David the Werewolf" toy, I was showing it very deep in my ass as I jacked off to worgen gay porn, I came all over the keyboard while the toy came in me. (cum lube), then I proceeded to lick the toy and the cum on the keyboard. Forgot to add that the size of my toy is large.[/QUOTE] Alright, I'll bite! Let's see this dildo of yours.

[QUOTE=calle7112;33584537]Let me get my camera, hold on.[/QUOTE] Include a note saying 'facepunch' or we won't believe you.

[QUOTE=calle7112;33584694]Sure, or "Calle7113", but I might get picture today or tomorrow, if I can find where my camera is.[/QUOTE] We are not amused.

[QUOTE=calle7112;33584787]I dont wanna show my penis.[/QUOTE] And I don't wanna say 'DO IT FAGGOT' but I have to do it. So DO IT!