Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure?
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I played ring toss with my penis.
I used some UNO card launcher and replaced the cards with warm rings.
[QUOTE=Skrappy;32986494]>Coming from a pony[/QUOTE]
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'Tis people like you who cause all the unneeded shitstorms.
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Oh shit son.
i hope you guys are not serious..
[editline]27th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Guzbone;32984861]Kinda grown out of it not gonna lie. Stopped doing a few of the "Weirder" things I use to do like suck myself though I still do anal.
Problem with the self sucking is that I have to stretch for several hours in order to get any nice amount of penetration.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;31g0YE61PLQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ[/video]
I once licked my chest while I masturbated.Note that I was very,very sweaty at the time so I was licking up salty sweat.
Felt good man
Is it strange to fap to the thought of fucking yourself? Like a clone or a twin.
I once was enough agile to suck my self. Could put my legs behind my head, though when I got older I lost that ability :tinfoil:
Why did I read this thread when I'm about to eat?
:suicide:
Shiit, guess I oughtta admit to it once... Well, when I was around 16, I had a phase of sticking things up my ass. I even went as far as doin' it with an uhm... Well, I hate to admit, but I even did it with a wine bottle. And a cucumber, once.
Nowadays, I just fap regularly.
[QUOTE=Simski;32992692]Why did you stop :v:[/QUOTE]
Because I felt like it.
Wow. FP had some weird mother fuckers.
Myself, some times I get the urge to get super drunk then masturbate. No idea why. I also like getting in the shower, turning it on as hot as it will go to get the room super hot and steamy before hand. No idea why I like that either.
However, normally it's just fapping to porn.
[QUOTE=Pnukup;32992932]Don't you regret it today?
[editline]27th October 2011[/editline]
That you stopped doing it, I mean.[/QUOTE]
[b]Why[/b] would he regret stopping at sticking stuff up his ass?
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32992958][b]Why[/b] would he regret stopping at sticking stuff up his ass?[/QUOTE]
bcz poeple liek doing weird stuff yo
[QUOTE=X-tra;32992989]bcz poeple liek doing weird stuff yo[/QUOTE]
Perfectly normal and acceptable thing to do.
So did I tell you about how I can suck mein own precious babygiver a.k.a dick.
I guess I did.
But that is not all! I can also [sp]Censored due to violating terms of safe dick usage[/sp]
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;32992958][b]Why[/b] would he regret stopping at sticking stuff up his ass?[/QUOTE]
Because some people like it?
Like how even though some people find licorice disgusting, I won't stop enjoying it just because of them.
Let's just say it had something to do with hereditary haemorrhoids. :v:
Hey guys what's going on in th...
[QUOTE=OwnedByTheDog;32993626]Hey guys what's going on in th...[/QUOTE]People are posting what the weirdest thing they have done for sexual pleasure.
This is more gay than weird.
[QUOTE=Tea Guy;32996571]This is more gay than weird.[/QUOTE]
Gay isn't weird at all. Nope.
grabbed a girls butt with classes were changing.
oh that's normal
also i did it like 3 times this school year.
they were all different.
no one noticed
bro gave me a highfive
Well i do alot of weird things to get off.
I masturbated with a yarn, using a soaped plastic bag as a "condom".
Sun Flower Oil.
I get off by fantasizing myself as a girl, i even crossdress sometimes to get off.
[QUOTE=The golden;32996734]What does this have to do with homosexuality? Homosexuality is being attracted to another person of the same sex.
I'm not seeing that here.[/QUOTE]
I suppose I used it incorrectly.
My mistake.
I've always pondered lubing the inside of a toilet paper roll and fucking that.
Hmm..
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