Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

It might not be that unusual but my first blowjob was quite a weird experience for me. I did not know how to react because it felt so fucking good and I totally felt like a fucking pornstar standing there.

I didn't made so weird stuff till now. But after reading the entire thread, I'm defenitly testing out some stuff. Thank your for the ideas, guys.

I step on lego's

[QUOTE=calle7112;33611626]Found my camera! [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/111207-013035.jpg[/img] [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Dont you fucking dare to give me a shitty title saying I got a David the Werewolf toy, or I'll murder you.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/QUOTE] That's hot

[QUOTE=The golden;33613062]There is always a warm and fuzzy feeling looking at something and knowing it was deep inside someones bum.[/QUOTE] You should see my marble collection :3:

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33613152]You should see my marble collection :3:[/QUOTE] You'll be shooting marbles. Out of your bum.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;33613676]You'll be shooting marbles. Out of your bum.[/QUOTE] Nah they're huge, like an inch in size each.

Payed for and went to a shitty melodrama movie while doing my best to look like I was interested in that shit. It was well worth it.

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33613152]You should see my marble collection :3:[/QUOTE] Post them.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;33613676]You'll be shooting marbles. Out of your bum.[/QUOTE] Who needs airsoft and paintball? :v:

[QUOTE=ccg;33615781]Post them.[/QUOTE] Buy me a camera, then I'll post them.

[QUOTE=The golden;33613062]There is always a warm and fuzzy feeling looking at something and knowing it was deep inside someones bum.[/QUOTE] I think that's just nausea

[QUOTE=calle7112;33611626]Found my camera! [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/111207-013035.jpg[/img] [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Dont you fucking dare to give me a shitty title saying I got a David the Werewolf toy, or I'll murder you.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/QUOTE] I always wondered, how do those dildos with the cum work? Do you push a button or what?

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33622290]I think that's just nausea[/QUOTE] Nah. More like constipation.

[QUOTE=Simski;33068270]For anyone who want advice on trying anal for the first time, here's a small guide: 1. If you're lazy and don't want to clean yourself first, at least make you you do it when you know for a fact that you don't need to take a shit anytime soon. If you feel in any way that you could need to go to the bathroom, you are likely to encounter nasty surprises if you do anything. 2. If you want to be sure to avoid nasty surprises, you can clean out your ass with a homemade enema. Fill a soft plastic bottle with water that isn't too hot or too cold, squirt some of it (all is not necessary) in your ass and then go to the toilet. Do it until the water coming out is clear, and you'll be sure to avoid any nasty surprises. 3. When you do it, use a lubricant of some kind. Going in dry is not something you should try unless you're experienced. If you don't have any real lube, saliva can work as an emergency substitute but you'll need a lot of it. Never use things like soap, shampoo and toothpaste as lube. 4. Don't use pencils or other such sharp, cold and thin objects. They have very little girth and usually does not feel good, sometimes you can even end up hurting yourself. As a starter, you should start out with 1 finger and try to move yourself up to 2-3 fingers. Do not start out using household objects or dildos until you've become more experienced and knows just how thick things need to be to be pleasurable for you. 5. Don't start by forcing a finger inside yourself. Start by using one finger to play around a bit until you've loosened up and isn't feeling too tight. If you force it in while you're still tense and haven't loosened up properly, chances are that it will hurt. 6. Once you've loosened up a bit, gently slide the finger in and play around. Move it around, slide it in and out, and try to make yourself loosen up even more. Fapping usually feels pretty good while doing this. 7. Try to loosen up until you can insert another finger. For most people, myself included, using only one finger feels more strange than it feels good. Try to work your way into being able to put in another finger. Again, loosen up properly and don't force it in. 8. Find the balance for how many fingers you prefer. 1 finger is rarely enough to be pleasurable, at least 2 or 3 of them should be your goal. 9. Fap until you cum, while fingering yourself. When you cum, don't pull out your fingers until you're done. Orgasming this way usually feels a lot more intense than cumming normally. 10. Rate me gaybow :v:[/QUOTE] It's bad that I learned nothing from this other then to rate gaybow right?

A certain FP member and I have been talking dirty a lot lately. Everytime he does, I cum like a cannon. It always makes it up to head level.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33629274]A certain FP member and I have been talking dirty a lot lately. Everytime he does, I cum like a cannon. It always makes it up to head level.[/QUOTE] Ragin?

[QUOTE=ccg;33630627]Ragin?[/QUOTE] You mean that duck-butt guy?

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;33630801]You mean that duck-butt guy?[/QUOTE] What

[QUOTE=ccg;33630627]Ragin?[/QUOTE] Nnnnnope. He shall go unnamed.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33629274]A certain FP member and I have been talking dirty a lot lately. Everytime he does, I cum like a cannon. It always makes it up to head level.[/QUOTE] TheFilmSlacker garry

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33632805]TheFilmSlacker garry[/QUOTE] Actually, I'm pretty sure film is straight. Yeah, I was disappointed when I heard, too.

sure is gay in here

It is now that you're here

[QUOTE=calle7112;33611626]Found my camera! [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/111207-013035.jpg[/img] [sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Dont you fucking dare to give me a shitty title saying I got a David the Werewolf toy, or I'll murder you.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/QUOTE] How much money did you waste on that so I can buy you a title explaining how much money you wasted on buying a David The Werewolf toy and stating that you imagine you're getting fucked by that werewolf guy on Twilight

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33635216]How much money did you waste on that so I can buy you a title explaining how much money you wasted on buying a David The Werewolf toy and stating that you imagine you're getting fucked by that werewolf guy on Twilight[/QUOTE] Would it be like "I BOUGHT A DRAGON DILDO X"?

[QUOTE=Demache;33636179]Would it be like "I BOUGHT A DRAGON DILDO X"?[/QUOTE] "I bought a werewolf dildo and werewolf seamen for $x because I can't control my love for Taylor Laughner" and it would link to a picture of his dildo.

used two dildos once never again

Stuck my junk inside a beehive.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33633932]Actually, I'm pretty sure film is straight. Yeah, I was disappointed when I heard, too.[/QUOTE] Most disappointing moment of my life. The weirdest thing I've done is exchange blowjobs with my old significant other. It felt so fucking good and I would definitely do it again.