Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=calle7112;33638574]And I don't imagine getting fucked by some twilight shit, I imagine I am getting fucked by a Worgen from World of Warcraft.[/QUOTE] That's just as bad/hilarious

[QUOTE=calle7112;33638574]Well let's see here. medium sized David the Werewolf = $90.00 + cum tube $15.00 = $105.00 So I "wasted" around $105.00 And I don't imagine getting fucked by some twilight shit, I imagine I am getting fucked by a Worgen from World of Warcraft.[/QUOTE] I'm jealous here, I've always wanted a dildo that has cum mechanism. Specially dragon dildos rerrrrrr...

[QUOTE=calle7112;33643267]Dont fucking give me a title, okay?[/QUOTE] Hey isn't this you? [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/aaaaaaaaa.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=calle7112;33643454][B]Hey, Fuck you![/B][/QUOTE] I now know where you live

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;33644056]I now know where you live[/QUOTE] Not cool man.

The plot thickens gentlemen

I once stuck a burning metal rod up my anus. It made my ass smell like charred pork.

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;33646859]I once stuck a burning metal rod up my anus. It made my ass smell like charred pork.[/QUOTE] You just made me want to kill myself

[t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/aaaaaaaaa.jpg[/t][t]http://filesmelt.com/dl/111207-013035.jpg[/t] By putting these two pictures near each others we can get realistic view of calle7112 [editline]9th December 2011[/editline] They both look the same. [editline]9th December 2011[/editline] Also nice wallpaper, it is fabulous~

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/aaaaaaaaa.jpg[/img] Cute.

He is really adorable.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33636534]"I bought a werewolf dildo and werewolf seamen for $x because I can't control my love for Taylor Laughner" and it would link to a picture of his dildo.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=calle7112;33643267]Dont fucking give me a title, okay?[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/nfN7e.jpg[/img] [b][i]Enjoy[/i][/b]

[QUOTE=calle7112;33653234]Thanks <3 [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] I can't believe I fooled you all, you all fell for my plan. You see, I had this plan I talked about with Takkuull, I told him what I was gonna post in this thread "about the dildo up the ass" post. For Lulz, but then Masterfen007 asked for pictures, and I still wanted to fool you all, so I took my time to register on Bad Dragon forums, and I found an user who happen to own a David The Werewolf toy with the cum lube, So I asked her to post a picture with my name on a piece of paper. After I got the picture I put it in this thread. Oh and that picture of me? Yeah I told Takkuull to post it in the thread. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/uniggers.bmp[/img] By the way, Dosycool: Thanks for the title, I actually like it since it shows that I fooled you all[/QUOTE] Bloody funny is all I have to say.

[QUOTE=calle7112;33653234]Thanks <3 [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] I can't believe I fooled you all, you all fell for my plan. You see, I had this plan I talked about with Takkuull, I told him what I was gonna post in this thread "about the dildo up the ass" post. For Lulz, but then Masterfen007 asked for pictures, and I still wanted to fool you all, so I took my time to register on Bad Dragon forums, and I found an user who happen to own a David The Werewolf toy with the cum lube, So I asked her to post a picture with my name on a piece of paper. After I got the picture I put it in this thread. Oh and that picture of me? Yeah I told Takkuull to post it in the thread. *Image* By the way, Dosycool: Thanks for the title, I actually like it since it shows that I fooled you all[/QUOTE] Oh man that's hilarious.

Oh my god hahahahaha that is amazing

[QUOTE=calle7112;33653234]Thanks <3 [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] I can't believe I fooled you all, you all fell for my plan. You see, I had this plan I talked about with Takkuull, I told him what I was gonna post in this thread "about the dildo up the ass" post. For Lulz, but then Masterfen007 asked for pictures, and I still wanted to fool you all, so I took my time to register on Bad Dragon forums, and I found an user who happen to own a David The Werewolf toy with the cum lube, So I asked her to post a picture with my name on a piece of paper. After I got the picture I put it in this thread. Oh and that picture of me? Yeah I told Takkuull to post it in the thread. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/uniggers.bmp[/img] By the way, Dosycool: Thanks for the title, I actually like it since it shows that I fooled you all[/QUOTE] Best poster in this thread 2011

[QUOTE=calle7112;33653234]Thanks <3 [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] I can't believe I fooled you all, you all fell for my plan. You see, I had this plan I talked about with Takkuull, I told him what I was gonna post in this thread "about the dildo up the ass" post. For Lulz, but then Masterfen007 asked for pictures, and I still wanted to fool you all, so I took my time to register on Bad Dragon forums, and I found an user who happen to own a David The Werewolf toy with the cum lube, So I asked her to post a picture with my name on a piece of paper. After I got the picture I put it in this thread. Oh and that picture of me? Yeah I told Takkuull to post it in the thread. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/uniggers.bmp[/img] By the way, Dosycool: Thanks for the title, I actually like it since it shows that I fooled you all[/QUOTE] [img]http://i43.tinypic.com/ruxxk6.gif[/img]

Well played my friend.

[QUOTE=calle7112;33653234]Thanks <3 [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] I can't believe I fooled you all, you all fell for my plan. You see, I had this plan I talked about with Takkuull, I told him what I was gonna post in this thread "about the dildo up the ass" post. For Lulz, but then Masterfen007 asked for pictures, and I still wanted to fool you all, so I took my time to register on Bad Dragon forums, and I found an user who happen to own a David The Werewolf toy with the cum lube, So I asked her to post a picture with my name on a piece of paper. After I got the picture I put it in this thread. Oh and that picture of me? Yeah I told Takkuull to post it in the thread. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/uniggers.bmp[/img] By the way, Dosycool: Thanks for the title, I actually like it since it shows that I fooled you all[/QUOTE] Except this means everyone who didn't read this now thinks you own a werewolf dildo.

Well, I... Ah screw it [IMG]http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg?1288903617[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33657186]Except this means everyone who didn't read this now thinks you own a werewolf dildo.[/QUOTE] Just as planned?

weirdest thing i think for me isw getting a footjob while being drunk,...it felt goodS i am drunk right now while writingt ghthis. it hapened like 4 montrhs agpo

[QUOTE=Dominic0904;33660142]weirdest thing i think for me isw getting a footjob while being drunk,...it felt goodS i am drunk right now while writingt ghthis. it hapened like 4 montrhs agpo[/QUOTE] I hope you step on power cord while drinking soap you drunken fool

I put an egg in my ass [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] it broke

[QUOTE=NickFury666;33661638]I put an egg in my ass [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] it broke[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;GcnIJYWS_ME]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcnIJYWS_ME[/video]

The video at [NSFW] [url]www.merryshitmas.com[/url] [NSFW] gave me a boner NOOO

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;33672583]The video at [NSFW] [url]www.merryshitmas.com[/url] [NSFW] gave me a boner NOOO[/QUOTE] WHAT THE FUCK A friendly warning to others: Don't watch it.

[QUOTE=The golden;33676044]Hot.[/QUOTE] Not.

Managed to suck my own dick again today, back hurts again, but totally worth it.

Once I bought a cheap strap on and tied it to the seat of my wheelchair. It was fucking terrible :( It was meh and I felt awful afterwards