Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=calle7112;33653234]Thanks <3 [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] I can't believe I fooled you all, you all fell for my plan. You see, I had this plan I talked about with Takkuull, I told him what I was gonna post in this thread "about the dildo up the ass" post. For Lulz, but then Masterfen007 asked for pictures, and I still wanted to fool you all, so I took my time to register on Bad Dragon forums, and I found an user who happen to own a David The Werewolf toy with the cum lube, So I asked her to post a picture with my name on a piece of paper. After I got the picture I put it in this thread. Oh and that picture of me? Yeah I told Takkuull to post it in the thread. uniggers.bmp By the way, Dosycool: Thanks for the title, I actually like it since it shows that I fooled you all[/QUOTE] Thank goodness I was too poor to be fooled. [editline]11th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Lufttygger306;33672583]The video at [NSFW] [url]www.merryshitmas.com[/url] [NSFW] gave me a boner NOOO[/QUOTE] Oh yes that reminds me. [url]http://merrydinoxxxmas.ytmnd.com/[/url] Sending this to all my friends on steam and facebook

Had my dishes done by my wife in my backyard with both of us naked.

I logged onto Fast Threads

[QUOTE=calle7112;33676136]What the fuck[/QUOTE] Problem?

[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;33690389]Problem?[/QUOTE] Not at all

[QUOTE=calle7112;33690427]Actually, no. I am just suprised that you can suck your own dick. Good job on that, Spaceghost.[/QUOTE] thanks. [editline]12th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Ban Camp;33691228]Not at all[/QUOTE] <3

I'm sure a good portion of this thread can suck their own dick.

[QUOTE=Maximo13;33692722]I'm sure a good portion of this thread can suck their own dick.[/QUOTE] I can't even limbo, it's a curse of being both tall and inflexible.

I'd be able to suck my dick, if I was flexible enough. Shit sucks.

I can limbo, do yoga but I can't suck my own dick.

When I was little I had the flexibility but not a large enough dick Now I'm older and I don't have the flexibility but the dick size to do it

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33700971]When I was little I had the flexibility but not a large enough dick Now I'm older and I don't have the flexibility but the dick size to do it[/QUOTE] How much dick size are we talking about here?

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33701323]How much dick size are we talking about here?[/QUOTE] 7 incher. I'm a little over average. [img]http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amiklaut/dr_nick/pics/len_in.gif[/img]

That is one odd graph.

Guess I have another post to put in this thread. Me and my bisexual boyfriend (Which by the way I am also bisexual) who I talked about a few pages back and how we did naughty things despite being underage and when no one was around. Well I was allowed to stay over at his house for a sleepover (We're only 15, so what), and his parents said they would be going out overnight for some reason and would be back in the morning. So after me and my friend talked for a bit about it, we decided to try sleeping together in the same bed for the first time mostly nude, only wearing our t-shirts. To sum it all up, he's very good at cuddling and spooning, and in the morning when his parents came home, when we quickly got dressed and went to get back in our own beds, he kissed me on the cheek. I love him so much. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img]

My sister.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;33707962]Guess I have another post to put in this thread. Me and my bisexual boyfriend (Which by the way I am also bisexual) who I talked about a few pages back and how we did naughty things despite being underage and when no one was around. Well I was allowed to stay over at his house for a sleepover (We're only 15, so what), and his parents said they would be going out overnight for some reason and would be back in the morning. So after me and my friend talked for a bit about it, we decided to try sleeping together in the same bed for the first time mostly nude, only wearing our t-shirts. To sum it all up, he's very good at cuddling and spooning, and in the morning when his parents came home, when we quickly got dressed and went to get back in our own beds, he kissed me on the cheek. I love him so much. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img] And of course, lodsa [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/img][/QUOTE] D'aw

In this thread, this is Clint Eastwood manly

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;33707962]Guess I have another post to put in this thread. Me and my bisexual boyfriend (Which by the way I am also bisexual) who I talked about a few pages back and how we did naughty things despite being underage and when no one was around. Well I was allowed to stay over at his house for a sleepover (We're only 15, so what), and his parents said they would be going out overnight for some reason and would be back in the morning. So after me and my friend talked for a bit about it, we decided to try sleeping together in the same bed for the first time mostly nude, only wearing our t-shirts. To sum it all up, he's very good at cuddling and spooning, and in the morning when his parents came home, when we quickly got dressed and went to get back in our own beds, he kissed me on the cheek. I love him so much. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img][/QUOTE] Reminds me when a friend of mine came over, we slept on the floor about a meter apart and somehow we woke up cuddling.

Uhhh....i do recall as a child back when i was not able to produce sperm. I think i violated a stuffed bunny, lol. God, am i glad i turned out normal and that didn't turn me into a furry. [QUOTE=Maximo13;33692722]I'm sure a good portion of this thread can suck their own dick.[/QUOTE] Too tall for that. [QUOTE=Ban Camp;33704787]7 incher. I'm a little over average. [img]http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amiklaut/dr_nick/pics/len_in.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Superior 8 incher reporting in.

[QUOTE=Hellstrom;33708455]Uhhh....i do recall as a child back when i was not able to produce sperm. I think i violated a stuffed bunny, lol. God, am i glad i turned out normal and that didn't turn me into a furry. [/QUOTE] Maybe it just manifests as pedophilia.

[QUOTE=adam1172;33708411]Reminds me when a friend of mine came over, we slept on the floor about a meter apart and somehow we woke up cuddling.[/QUOTE] Sounds hot.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33704787]7 incher. I'm a little over average. [img]http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amiklaut/dr_nick/pics/len_in.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Mine is so big it's off the chart! ~SUPREME COMMANDER 12 INCHER COMING THROUGH~

Proof?

This thread is amazing. I haven't laughed this much in ages, I'm actually getting lightheaded.

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[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;33708708]Mine is so big it's off the chart! ~SUPREME COMMANDER 12 INCHER COMING THROUGH~[/QUOTE] I feel sorry for your wife. Her pussy all kinds of fucked up.

[QUOTE=Hellstrom;33709212]I feel sorry for your wife. Her pussy all kinds of fucked up.[/QUOTE] 16 and hes already got a wife with a fucked up pussy!

There was a graph with penis width and length as the axis with colors detailing the pleasure felt by it. Would prove useful for this conversation.

[QUOTE=Bakyte;33709274]16 and hes already got a wife with a fucked up pussy![/QUOTE] 16? with a 12 inch penis? AND married? Christ, He should be out enjoying the wonders of life. If he's 16 with 12 inches now he should be careful who he announces it to. Jonah Falcon might hire some assassins to protect his record.