Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure?

[DemonDog]

handcuffs

[ROFLBURGER]

I had a sexual cleverbot conversation where I sucked the cleverbot's alien penis.

[Guzbone]

[QUOTE=Spherexd;33000402]I've always pondered lubing the inside of a toilet paper roll and fucking that.

Hmm..[/QUOTE]

Doesn't feel nice imo. Plus if you just use the tube and no toilet paper than it just gets all loose and stretches.

[Herb]

I once rode a bedpost.

[VitaminAG]

[QUOTE=Herb;33003156]I once rode a bedpost.[/QUOTE]
Is it....good?

[Guzbone]

[QUOTE=VitaminAG;33003457]Is it....good?[/QUOTE]

I'd think that if it was one of the ball ones it'd be really unpleasant, just my feeling though. Something straighter would probably feel nice though.

[ROFLBURGER]

I once rode a bedpost, but it was cold and I did not like it.
Also the bedpost smelled really bad after.

[whazat!!!]

I masturbated in my front yard once.

[Herb]

[QUOTE=Guzbone;33004271]I'd think that if it was one of the ball ones it'd be really unpleasant, just my feeling though. Something straighter would probably feel nice though.[/QUOTE]
It was like a large oblong egg shape, below that it was kind of ribbed.
It felt pretty good.

However, anytime I looked at it I would think "That's been inside me".
I've since gotten a new bed.

[Saint Lime]

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[Adam1172]

I was crossdressing when I fapped for the first time. Fantasize as a girl.
Did it couple of times before my mom found the "female apparels".

I got something to occupy my anus the second time.
I had the best self-orgasm ever.

[Slim Charles]

When I was younger I'd pour warm water on my dick.....

[Pnukup]

How hot was it?

[editline]28th October 2011[/editline]

(not the water)

[Slim Charles]

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33006622]How hot was it?

[editline]28th October 2011[/editline]

(not the water)[/QUOTE]

The water was pretty war-.......

...

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=pvt.jenkins;33006603]When I was younger I'd pour warm water on my dick.....[/QUOTE]

I'd pour boiling hot grease on my dick.

[Cheltastic]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33004387]I once rode a bedpost, but it was cold and I did not like it.
Also the bedpost smelled really bad after.[/QUOTE]

I can't take anything you say seriously anymore after you put up that picture of yourself.

[1337ubercharge]

I shoved a dildo up my ass and it flew back out like a bird with bacon in its teeth.

[Missing User]

I once tied up my hands and feet and fucked a pillow.

Bondage lyfe.

[Ban Camp]

Masterbated to toothless while having a dildo up my ass.
Weird enough?

Oh! and having said dildo in my ass all day.

[smha1010]

Came in here to have a laugh, now I'm scarred for life.

[Lufttygger306]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33004387]I once rode a bedpost, but it was cold and I did not like it.
Also the bedpost smelled really bad after.[/QUOTE]

You rode this kind of bedpost?

[img]http://www.woodhollow.net/images/bedpost2.jpg[/img]

Ouch

[stikhead17]

I log in to Facepunch after nearly a year of inactivity to find it slowly turning into 4chan.

[MintyMginty]

Mature BBW.

Never again.

[Richiee]

[QUOTE=1337ubercharge;33007103]I shoved a dildo up my ass and it flew back out like a bird with bacon in its teeth.[/QUOTE]

Birds have teeth?

[Constructor]

I licked my mom's vibrator once.

[MintyMginty]

[QUOTE=Constructor;33008256]I licked my mom's vibrator once.[/QUOTE]

:suicide:

[Constructor]

[QUOTE=MintyMginty;33008315]:suicide:[/QUOTE]
I know :v:

[editline]28th October 2011[/editline]

It tasted like shit and didn't help at all.

[Garik]

[QUOTE=Constructor;33009086]I know :v:

[editline]28th October 2011[/editline]

It tasted like [B]shit[/B] and didn't help at all.[/QUOTE]

:suicide:

[Knuffelbeer]

i once went back in time and fucked a dinosaur rex.
thats right i fucked a dinosaur rex

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