Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=Constructor;33008256]I licked my mom's vibrator once.[/QUOTE] I laughed harder than I should have.

8in. knife in vagina

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33007145]Masterbated to toothless while having a dildo up my ass. Weird enough? Oh! and having said dildo in my ass all day.[/QUOTE] What the christ. How could you even walk I don't understand. Also, dont you ever get tired of toothless? I got this nice bambi image and it lasted me 2 sessions.

[QUOTE=The golden;32996495]Because it feels EXTREMELY good?[/QUOTE] Sticking a wine bottle or some other thing up your ass doesn't feel good.

I rolled around on the football field, and when it rubbed my dick it felt good. Nobody suspected a thing.

[QUOTE=Hoboharry;33010498]Sticking a wine bottle or some other thing up your ass doesn't feel good.[/QUOTE] Whatever you say man.

one time I put a pen in my vag

Hot.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33010462]What the christ. How could you even walk I don't understand. Also, dont you ever get tired of toothless? I got this nice bambi image and it lasted me 2 sessions.[/QUOTE] No, I don't get tired of him

Fapped using a banana skin, i heard it was supposed to feel really rather good, they lied.

[QUOTE=MadBomber;33014853]Fapped using a banana skin, i heard it was supposed to feel really rather good, they lied.[/QUOTE] oh god my lungs

[QUOTE=MadBomber;33014853]Fapped using a banana skin, i heard it was supposed to feel really rather good, they lied.[/QUOTE] Try it with a sandwich with the following ingredients: Tomatoes Lettuce Cheese I hear they're good for you so why not see if it's true?

[QUOTE=stikhead17;33008041]I log in to Facepunch after nearly a year of inactivity to find it slowly turning into 4chan.[/QUOTE] IM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO GARRY

[video=youtube;sU_AZQYEYao]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU_AZQYEYao[/video] Pretty much

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33010462]What the christ. How could you even walk I don't understand. Also, dont you ever get tired of toothless? I got this nice bambi image and it lasted me 2 sessions.[/QUOTE]you fap to babi what the fuck is wrong with you? I thought I was messed up, oh my GOD!

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33015776]you fap to babi what the fuck is wrong with you? I thought I was messed up, oh my GOD![/QUOTE] Don't worry, he's probably just faping to bambi's dead mother.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;33015019]IM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO GARRY[/QUOTE]im reporting u to fuck ofe

had sex in cemetery in the middle of the night

Oh god what?..

rubbed an electric toothbrush against my dong because of the vibration it felt good it was mine and i washed it after i was done

I actually paid for pornography. I know right?

This thread is fucking terrible and you are all fucking terrible.

[QUOTE=Falchion;33020830]This thread is fucking terrible[/QUOTE] It's funny

wow so many people sticking fingers in their asses

[QUOTE=Falchion;33020830]This thread is fucking terrible and you are all fucking terrible.[/QUOTE]You're terrible. [editline]29th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Rankxerox;33020946]wow so many people sticking fingers in their asses[/QUOTE]It feels good.

While a respect peoples right to be gay and shove varies objects up there asses, could you please cool it? Your making us feel sick.

[QUOTE=Falchion;33020830]This thread is fucking terrible and you are all fucking terrible.[/QUOTE] i once touched myself to this dude, best tug i ever did have

[QUOTE=Snake7;33021039]While a respect peoples right to be gay and shove varies objects up there asses, could you please cool it? Your making us feel sick.[/QUOTE]This thread is for sharing the weirdest things done for sexual pleasure. If you get sick form reading that, maybe this thread isn't for you.

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33021155]This thread is for sharing the weirdest things done for sexual pleasure. If you get sick form reading that, maybe this thread isn't for you.[/QUOTE] It is for the weirdest things done for sexual pleasure, but as soon as somebody mentions shoving stuff up your ass, you're always there either defending it or saying ''It feels good.''.

All this "finger in the ass" stuff made me think about something really fun I heard about once. :v: This guy told his friend that masturbating with 2 fingers in the ass felt great. So this guy goes into his bath room to try this and when his fingers are up his ass, he slips on the floor and falls over and lands on his ass while the fingers are still in. :v: He breaks both his fingers and can't get them out because of the pain, so he goes to the hospital with to broken fingers up his ass. :v: