Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=Snake7;33021039]While a respect peoples right to be gay and shove varies objects up there asses, could you please cool it? Your making us feel sick.[/QUOTE] Sticking your finger in your ass seems to be a popular past time.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33022429]Sticking your finger in your ass seems to be a popular past time.[/QUOTE] Like baseball.

Water does not make a good lube :v:

[QUOTE=MadBomber;33014853]Fapped using a banana skin, i heard it was supposed to feel really rather good, they lied.[/QUOTE] No, what you do is wrap the banana in tape, but leave one end open. Cut that end off, then microwave it for about say 15 seconds, then squeeze the insides out into a trashcan, then make sure it's not going to scald you. After that, you just fuck it. I've never cum so hard. You just did it wrong. And yes, that's my experience to share. Felt like a mouth. :dance:

[QUOTE=revan740;33025812]No, what you do is wrap the banana in tape, but leave one end open. Cut that end off, then microwave it for about say 15 seconds, then squeeze the insides out into a trashcan, then make sure it's not going to scald you. After that, you just fuck it. I've never cum so hard. You just did it wrong. And yes, that's my experience to share. Felt like a mouth. :dance:[/QUOTE] I'm tempted

[QUOTE=Garik;33025538]Water does not make a good lube :v:[/QUOTE] You should try liquid soap, it makes a really great lube [sp]for a second or two[/sp]

I once took my step-sister's bra and stroked it while I fapped. I know she's a step-sister but christ she has great tits.

[QUOTE=gothiclampshade;33026576]You should try liquid soap, it makes a really great lube [sp]for a second or two[/sp][/QUOTE] Hair conditioner is better.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33026795]Hair conditioner is better.[/QUOTE] Did you just say [B]HAIR CONDITIONER?![/B]

[QUOTE=Garik;33026857]Did you just say [B]HAIR CONDITIONER?![/B][/QUOTE] The intense burning sensation is all part of the fun.

[QUOTE=gothiclampshade;33026894]The intense burning sensation is all part of the fun.[/QUOTE] It doesn't burn for me.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33026976]It doesn't burn for me.[/QUOTE] Then you you must be the proud owner of an asbestos bumhole EDIT scratch that, what specific product are you using?

[QUOTE=gothiclampshade;33027001]Then you you must be the proud owner of an asbestos bumhole EDIT scratch that, what specific product are you using?[/QUOTE] Oh I don't finger using hair conditioner hell no. I only fap with it.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33026976]It doesn't burn for me.[/QUOTE] Ass of steel.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33026976]It doesn't burn for me.[/QUOTE] No liquid burns any part outside or inside me unless it's like bleach or something.

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33027099]No liquid burns any part outside or inside me unless it's like bleach or something.[/QUOTE] You put bleach in your arse?

[QUOTE=gothiclampshade;33027117]You put bleach in your arse?[/QUOTE] Well no but I imagine if you put bleach in your ass it would burn like a motherfucker. But I'm not going to try it.

cut my hand and put disinfectant in it and felt the burn, and choked myself to the part where i almost passed out. the adrenaline was amazing.

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33027143]Well no but I imagine if you put bleach in your ass it would burn like a motherfucker. But I'm not going to try it.[/QUOTE] That's a damn shame, thought we had a thread winner there for a moment

[QUOTE=gothiclampshade;33027180]That's a damn shame, thought we had a thread winner there for a moment[/QUOTE] I could actually contribute to the thread with the things I've done but I'd like to keep it to myself.

[QUOTE=jani_killer;33027174]cut my hand and put disinfectant in it and felt the burn, and choked myself to the part where i almost passed out. the adrenaline was amazing.[/QUOTE] I think we have a winner.

For another person: [sp]licked her asshole[/sp] For myself: [sp]pumped water up my butt[/sp] [editline]29th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=jani_killer;33027174]cut my hand and put disinfectant in it and felt the burn, and choked myself to the part where i almost passed out. the adrenaline was amazing.[/QUOTE] It's like a horrendous fight club fanfic

no for real the adrenaline makes the orgasm so much better.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33026976]It doesn't burn for me.[/QUOTE] [i]i wonder why you were in that mental hospital for like a week[/i]

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33027202]I could actually contribute to the thread with the things I've done but I'd like to keep it to myself.[/QUOTE] Something involving Amy Wong, I know it.

Fap.

[QUOTE=Zakkin;33028371]Something involving Amy Wong, I know it.[/QUOTE] Way off

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Once, I was at the supermarket, and was pretty horny. I saw a little mermaid coloring book on the shelves, and took it, went into the bathroom and fapped to Arial.

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33027707][i]i wonder why you were in that mental hospital for like a week[/i][/QUOTE] I'm not insane what are you talking about!