Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

[QUOTE=Ban Camp;33027707][i]i wonder why you were in that mental hospital for like a week[/i][/QUOTE] The better question would be what he did there.

[QUOTE=X-tra;33030733]The better question would be what he did there.[/QUOTE] Put a lightsabre up his ass

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33030746]Put a lightsabre up his ass[/QUOTE] Close, I put an apple in my ass. and ate it afterwards.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33030838]Close, I put an apple in my ass. and ate it afterwards.[/QUOTE] I think you killed the thread

Mom's dildo I washed it first, I'm not some kind of sick-o

This thread has turned into a discussion about putting things up one's ass. [sp]I'm not complaining[/sp]

I stuck needles in my peckerhead.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33032685]This thread has turned into a discussion about putting things up one's ass.[/QUOTE] I could share some info on this subject.

And this is the point where I leave this thread forever.

[QUOTE=X-tra;33032709]And this is the point where I leave this thread forever.[/QUOTE] Don't leave we're just getting started!

This thread is extremely relevant to my interests. How does it feel to stick an object up ones ass? This thread makes me want to.

[QUOTE=ccg;33032754]This thread is extremely relevant to my interests. How does it feel to stick an object up ones ass? This thread makes me want to.[/QUOTE] First time hurts a little but then it starts to feel amazing.

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33032766]First time hurts a little but then it starts to feel amazing.[/QUOTE] Is there an object that you'd recommend? A dildo is out of the question though.

[QUOTE=ccg;33032771]Is there an object that you'd recommend? A dildo is out of the question though.[/QUOTE] Your middle finger

[QUOTE=ccg;33032771]Is there an object that you'd recommend? A dildo is out of the question though.[/QUOTE] candles? [editline]30th October 2011[/editline] wait shit this isn't my alt FUCK

Wow what the fuck FP, this is weird shit. I imagine fucking game server clientele. "Oh yeah, I just allocated all that space on the shared system for your game server, ah yeah." This is also how I've been fired.

Is it strange that if I had the chance to bring any videogame character to live to have sex with them, my choice would be Yoshi? I've been obsessed with him ever since he was my favorite character in Super Smash Bros brawl... I also loved Yoshi's island, and I always play Mario Kart/Party as Yoshi.

[QUOTE=Simski;33033267]Is it strange that if I had the chance to bring any videogame character to live to have sex with them, my choice would be Yoshi? I've been obsessed with him ever since he was my favorite character in Super Smash Bros brawl... I also loved Yoshi's island, and I always play Mario Kart/Party as Yoshi.[/QUOTE] That tongue in your ass hmm

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33033282]That tongue in your ass hmm[/QUOTE] It strangely has nothing to do with his tongue, although it is a big plus :v:

[QUOTE=pixskull;33033341][img]http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/gallery/omg/bubbles.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Oh come on, I don't see how it's anymore wrong with having Yoshi as your waifu than any other waifu that will just never happen anyway :v:. Not to mention, my [sp]clownfetish[/sp] is still more weird than my liking for Yoshi. [editline]30th October 2011[/editline] I think

Oh god

[QUOTE=Simski;33033374][b]clownfetish[/b][/QUOTE] Please tell more.

On occasion, I will go out late at night. Naked. I've also pissed myself a few times. For some reason I feel like the more I post my fetishes, the more I'm alienating myself from you guys.

What the fuck is going on here This isn't weird Its creepy Veeeeeeeeerrrrrryyyyyyyy creepy

I put my dick in my trumpet because I thought it was hilarious not really sure if that's sexual or just a fit of random weirdness

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33033498]Please tell more.[/QUOTE] Another story, for another day :v: Right now, I need to get myself some sleep.

I'm considering fucking a marshmallow. The curiosity is overwhelming I mean I just got to know what that feels like.

[QUOTE=Simski;33033374]clownfetish[/QUOTE] Heh, this kinda reminds me of a fucked up sex fantasy I was thinking about when I was bored in school once. I have a lot of fucked up sexual fantasies. :v:

[QUOTE=ccg;33034348] I have a lot of fucked up sexual fantasies. :v:[/QUOTE] give me your most perverted right now

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33034727]give me your most perverted right now[/QUOTE] I guess it's the one where I mummify a lady in duct tape from her ankles to her shoulders, so then I can play around with her feet and do other shit to her; after I've done what I've done I'd somehow release her from her duct tape cocoon I'd let her dominate me. (Something along the lines of BDSM). I can post more tomorrow, if you guys want me to.