Whats the weirdest thing you've done for sexual pleasure? - General

i cut open a hole in this 3 ft tall doll of rabbit from winnie the pooh, and i used soap from those little bottles of soap you use to blow bubbles as lube. i did this when i was 10 or 11. i remember cumming so hard... oh yeah and i stuck a plastic vial of non-popping bubble blowing solution or w/e its called up my asshole. i lubed it up with vaseline cuz i have a tight ass, and i fapped so hard in the mirror. i shot all over the goddamned place i have a thing for bubbly things.... *forgot to add i did that like a year ago

I downloaded this app thing in the Xbox live market place. And what it does it makes your controller rumble depending on what setting you put it on. Yeah...

One time I split a chili in half and rubbed the two ends on my nipples. After they were burning I twisted them. Good times.

I have another one! I put a electric toothbrush in my ass and used this soft slinky around my dick

I have another one also. On a $50 bet, I took my scuba gear and fapped at the bottom of the ocean, 20m depth. It felt fucking weird.

rubbed my dick against the cold sink counter of my bathroom shit felt amazing

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;33034884]i cut open a hole in this 3 ft tall doll of rabbit from winnie the pooh, and i used soap from those little bottles of soap you use to blow bubbles as lube. i did this when i was 10 or 11. i remember cumming so hard...[/QUOTE] [img]http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6500000/Winnie-the-Pooh-Rabbit-and-Tigger-winnie-the-pooh-6512174-800-450.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33032766]First time hurts a little but then it starts to feel amazing.[/QUOTE]It didn't hurt for me my first time. I guess you just need to start with something thin, like fingers. [editline]30th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33033653]I'm considering fucking a marshmallow. The curiosity is overwhelming I mean I just got to know what that feels like.[/QUOTE]Ooh, I love squishy sweet marshmallows. So hot and sticky :v:

this facepunch thread turned into a 4chan thread

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33035293][img]http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6500000/Winnie-the-Pooh-Rabbit-and-Tigger-winnie-the-pooh-6512174-800-450.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] damn thats hawt

[QUOTE=Simski;33033267]Is it strange that if I had the chance to bring any videogame character to live to have sex with them, my choice would be Yoshi? I've been obsessed with him ever since he was my favorite character in Super Smash Bros brawl... I also loved Yoshi's island, and I always play Mario Kart/Party as Yoshi.[/QUOTE] Don't you fucking dare.

Masturbated.

Tell me more Oh and, wouldn't it be really dirty if you stick your finger up your ass? I mean, your finger will be covered in shit?

I watched The Incredible Human Journey because I think the voice of Alice Roberts is p. hot. DON'T JUDGE ME

[QUOTE=rikimaru6811;33037841]Tell me more Oh and, wouldn't it be really dirty if you stick your finger up your ass? I mean, your finger will be covered in shit?[/QUOTE] Usually the first 5 or so inches of your rectum are clear of any shit unless you need to take one.

[QUOTE=MasterFen007;33038161]Usually the first 5 or so inches of your rectum are clear of any shit unless you need to take one.[/QUOTE] So what's the perfect pose for over-the-top pleasure?

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[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;33038871]Well [url=xhamster.com/movies/879675/bareback_after_school.html]this[/url] guy seems to enjoy that position[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://folusho.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/surprised-face.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=X-tra;33038929][IMG]http://folusho.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/surprised-face.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]Why am I listed as one of your alts? [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15774163/Screencap_15.png]Explain yourself![/url]

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33039490]Why am I listed as one of your alts? [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15774163/Screencap_15.png]Explain yourself![/url][/QUOTE] Clearly photoshoped. :quagmire:

[QUOTE=MasterG;33039947]Weirdest thread award 2011[/QUOTE] Best thread 2011.

[QUOTE=Pnukup;33039490]Why am I listed as one of your alts? [url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/15774163/Screencap_15.png]Explain yourself![/url][/QUOTE] I demand this script

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;33034884]i cut open a hole in this 3 ft tall doll of rabbit from winnie the pooh, and i used soap from those little bottles of soap you use to blow bubbles as lube. i did this when i was 10 or 11. i remember cumming so hard... oh yeah and i stuck a plastic vial of non-popping bubble blowing solution or w/e its called up my asshole. i lubed it up with vaseline cuz i have a tight ass, and i fapped so hard in the mirror. i shot all over the goddamned place i have a thing for bubbly things.... *forgot to add i did that like a year ago[/QUOTE] I'm not disturbed by what you described, as much as how the way you described it disturbed me.

Using spy mode, i once asked someone on Omegle to have cybersex And they did it

This thread is a good way spendig time. Well I have done nothing weird so far. (When fapping to regular anime doesn´t count.) When my grammar sucks again I am sorry.

[QUOTE=Coolboy;33041496]This thread is a good way spendig time. Well I have done nothing weird so far. (When fapping to regular anime doesn´t count.) When my grammar sucks again I am sorry.[/QUOTE] Fapping to just regular anime not hentai is considered weird for me.

[QUOTE=ragin cajun;33041634]Fapping to just regular anime not hentai is considered weird for me.[/QUOTE] Oh cool. And I thought I am weird because I do nothing that is weird. Edit: But I would never stick something in my ass. 2x Edit: I know, rate me some boxes.

[QUOTE=ZapDing;33032660][B]Mom's dildo[/B] I washed it first, I'm not some kind of sick-o[/QUOTE] thanks

Masturbated to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs]Sadler's Wells Act I[/url] Watch the whole thing, it's hilarious

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;32985058]When I was younger I masturbated while on the phone and so did she[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YzxgTk6fL8[/url]