Your avatar moves into your house, what do you do?

[The Winner]

Nothing much other than realize that I have three old men and one dead guy in my house.

[asteroidrules]

Give him some combat training, he needs it. Badly. Possibly dump him into my computer. Reverse engineer his gun.

[Minimole]

Orgy.

[RearAdmiral]

Calm her down

[Mr.face]

Burn my house down

[Reds]

Hello Heavy. You're in the third room on the left, Sasha goes in the first on the right.

[eninco]

Fuck this house, let's go to space!

[KristoferKSR]

Oh, awesome.

[jiggu]

fap

[Implications_Unp]

[QUOTE=Mr.face;32421854]Burn my house down[/QUOTE]
Here are some lemons.
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[jefffi]

sexy time yes

[w0lfeh]

[QUOTE=JoonazL;32424549]sexy time yes[/QUOTE]

[Matthaios]

Hide every breakable thing and lock some doors.

[Joppari]

we'd have sex with women.

[mr hobo]

Have a house party

[Vagak]

Play Star Fox 64 with him and cause a horrid paradox of some sort.

[MangoJuice]

Go out for lunch together.

[rinoaff33]

On second thought, I'll have kinky sexytimes with her. Then I move away. Very far away.

[AltFanatic]

kill punks and hippies

[Slacker996]

Participate in Nazi rallies

[Nsybouts]

Try to make a move on her...

[MangoJuice]

[QUOTE=Nsybouts;32437098]I would shit my pants[/QUOTE]
That wouldn't turn her on, you fool! You know nothing about the art of love!

[Lucysan]

Make cookies.

[Citrusfruit]

tap that.

[Dawson]

I attempt to persuade Dr. Weird to return to his castle for good.

[mr. jago]

put all the booze on top of the fridge where he can't get it.

[Michaeldf]

I'd give Krist Novoselic a call and start up Nirvana, replacing Dave Grohl with me.

[Fhelita]

Drink some lovely tea and have a clean house 24/7.

[Zeriga]

Ask, and be asked, "Why there is a clone of me?"

[nmagain]

cool