• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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When the teacher tells me off but dosn't send me out i walk out anyway... dosn't count though... also if they say "Do you want to go to time out?" or "Want to go sit in the hall?" i always say yes.
Being late. I just took a chair and installed myself in front of the window, so I could annoy peole. :v:
I was in maths once, and I was laughing a lot, and I managed to get cramp in my gooch. The dumbshit irish teacher sent me out. The convo was like this Me "OOOOOOWWWW OWWWW OWW I'VE GOT CRAMP IN MY GOOOOOOCH!!!!1!!11!! (I stand up to get rid of cramp, run around class a little also) Teacher "Are you serious? Get out now." (Outside) Teacher "What was that all about?" Me "Well, you see miss, I had really bad crampage" Teacher "But you don't have to go prancing around like a sissy girl" (Some kid pops his head through the door and laughs, teacher shouts at him) Me "It really hurt though" Teacher "Alright, get back inside Don't hold your breath when laughing kiddies. It gives terrible cramps
Writing an 8 in my notebook.
Writing my timetable into my planner.
Telling the french teacher to speak in English. Telling the teacher he did the math wrong
Humming Still Alive to myself quietly
In grade 9 there was a kid that transfered to my class and we had a sub one day so about halfway through math class he got sent out for something stupid then they started fighting in the hall, the kid threw an eraser at the subs head and started yelling at him then the sub yelled back "I CAN YELL TOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
This wasn't me, but it's awesome as hell. A friend of mine takes guided academics (where all the stupid kids go so the teacher does their work for them (imo)), and we ALL hate the teacher. Let me give you a super-quick bio on her: She's a stone cold fat bitch that only walks around from classroom to classroom, getting kids in trouble for [highlight]ANYTHING[/highlight] she can, and she treats everyone like they're 2 fucking years old. So back to the story, My friend was in GA, and the teacher left the room (like she always does), and he, being the asshole to teachers he is, decided to take advantage of the situation. He went over to her desk, and fond A LOT of tape. What did he do? He took out ALL of the contents of her desk ([b]NOTHING WAS LEFT BEHIND[/b]), and taped them to the blackboard. Books, pencils, notes, [highlight]EVERYTHING[/highlight] (even the tape :dance:) She came back in and I SWEAR she was about to swallow her head going :aaaaa:. My friend got a weeks detention, and god status among everyone. [editline]1:10[/editline] And of coarse he got kicked out when it happened :downs:
i made a beautiful drawing of a giant penis on the chalk board.... friends ratted me out
Asking my asain math teacher (Hundreds of parents complain but the school cant do anything cause she's on a contract or something) how many pairs of shoes did she make while she was in china. Didn't go down well.
One time, in my computer class of my grade 9 where the desk arrangement was totally screwed up, some kid tapped another kid on the shoulder, but he was in a bad mood and apparently I did it so he punched me and somehow BOTH of us got a detention. Another time for checking the time on my phone. I pull it out for TWO SECONDS, the teacher looks right at me and says "Give me your phone and go spend a few minutes outside. Think about what you did." Needless to say, when he let me back in, at the end of class I threw a marker at him. He didn't know it was me, haha.
[QUOTE=GyroburnerV2;18300008]Wow, you guys have strict teachers, or maybe mine are too lenient. My friend was leaning on his chair in English so I kicked it and he fell and knocked some tables over. The teacher didn't even care. You really have to try to get kicked out in my school.[/QUOTE] Aha, I remember that, was awesome. Also, I got told off a few days ago for taking out my iPod in class, even though we're allowed to. Kinda went like this: I take out my iPod "Can you hurry up with that please?" "I just took it out a second ago" "*massive rant on how everything is based around MP3 players nowadays*"
Laughing at someone fainting in class. Same person fainted again, another time, everyone laughed. So I didn't get kicked out of class if everyone laughed with me.
Guy called Charlie talking about his surfing trip. I whisper to my friend," I thought Charlie don't surf" My friend replied, "Ya, he should be in his Chocolate factory." Teacher overheard and sent us out for "disruptive behavior".
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;18288522]Drawing a huge picture of a mushroom cloud and writing BOOM! underneath it, she sent me to the principles office because she thought I was planning something.[/QUOTE] Hahahahaha [editline]02:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=scuro;18595513]i made a beautiful drawing of a giant penis on the chalk board.... friends ratted me out[/QUOTE] Ehm, beautiful? [editline]02:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=EskimoSteve;18364173] I felt sick and my teacher wouldn't allow me to leave the class to phone my parents well this was the convo. Me: Um, I don't feel too good can I please go to the nurse? Teacher: No. Me: Why not I really don't feel well? Teacher: I SAID NO ( by this point she's yelling at me and so is the kid sitting behind me.) Then nausea kicked in, as I was yelling at the child behind me it went a little something like this. Me: Can you mind your own business? Him: No, you can't disrespect teachers like that. So I showed the fucker my war face :kraken: Me: Just mind your own busi- BLARGABLARGER ( I threw up on the fucker) His face was a mix of shock, confusion, and ecstasy. My face was only this :mmmsmug:[/QUOTE] Oh god you are the king man all hail to the king and your avatar rocks too dude :biggrin:
I put a paper clip into an electrical outlet. I was bored and and it was 7th grade science class on the last day. I was a little bit retarded in Junior High.
My math teacher was a bitch, i got kicked out cause: i dropped my calculator and the people beside me were talking, while i was doing math :argh:
This happened to a friend. We were practicing english verbals, and the teacher said "To be...." then my friend responded with "Or not to be." And the teacher got fucking mad.
Told a teacher to go fuck herself for telling me that I'd never be anyone in this world.
was sitting next to a girl with big boobs... so.. we where talking about it with my friend and then he trowed a pen to her boobs and was trying to get he's pen by touching her boobs and stuff... teacher laughed but then he got srs.. hmm.. when i was on the hallway, i looked in the window and she smiled at me :blush: so... my friend got out for doing that and i was getting out because it was my plan
I walked into the class quietly late, high fived one of my friends, and got kicked out for celebrating me being late.
[QUOTE=Atwal;18696974]I walked into the class quietly late, high fived one of my friends, and got kicked out for celebrating me being late.[/QUOTE] Hahahaha, something like that happened to me a couple of weeks ago, i stumble in late as fuck quietly heading to my seat. while doing this i said hi to my pal on the other side, got sent out for acting like nothing has happened. Stupidest reason ever.
shooting a thumb tack in my classroom ceiling
giving my friends candy.....
For whispering, which is allowed.
For playing Cs 1.6 portible on schools computer
I sharted too loud.
One time in Grade 8 social studies i had this teacher who had really bad anger management problems. So I have my head down on my desk because I was feeling under the weather and he comes up to me.. starts yelling in my face with his stinky ass french bread breath shaking me in my desk and my response was possibly the most rancid, horrid, loudest fart i have ever had the pleasure of pushing out of my asshole. All 33 people in my class started laughing there asses off without end, my teacher gave me the most disdainful look ever and booted me out
Personally, I never get kicked out of class. Though the school has it's troublemakers. My civics teacher read an internal newsletter, one set of changerooms is closed down because they were always a mess. One of the things that the janitors had to clean up was shit. Shit was smeared all over a bathroom. Shit. Bathroom. SMEARED. I don't even. [editline]01:06AM[/editline] A fun thing I witnessed last year was in my autoshop class, a girl was asleep at her desk. Everyone else was over at a car learning something about torquing tires. The teacher sparks an idea and asks if anyone has a phone that will take video. A guy in the back raises his and and the teacher tells him to start recording. The teacher goes to his desk, grabs a car battery on one table, goes through a box and gets a car horn. He brings it to the desk in front of the sleeping girl and attaches the car horn to the battery. The loudest "WHAT THE FUCK" award goes to her. She stormed out of the door pissed and later got a detention. Brilliant.
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