• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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I wasn't kicked out, but I was locked out for not "knocking properly"
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Telling the principle that the teacher was masturbating in class. I'm not allowed into science anymore. It seems the principle wanted a share of the teachers child porn, I got suspended.
Most of my teachers liked me in middle school. I wasn't really preppy though, I didn't do much homework (although that changed in high school) and I didn't get great grades. But I was like one of the only kids that treated the teachers with respect without sucking up to them. Anyways I was in some class with a substitute teacher who was clearly having a bad day. Apparently she thought I was being disrespectful when, before class, I asked her if everything was alright. Completely serious expression, not some smug kid thing. So she threw me out of the class to the principals office. Apparently the teacher left the room halfway through the lesson crying after a kid made fun of her.
Not exactly kicked out, but my district's tech department had their eye on me for awhile, and I may have ranted about this before. Basically I determined that all the student accounts were just whittled down admin accounts, not limited accounts, that meant we could install stuff with our own accounts. Senior year installed steam and played some games in my tech maintenance/A+ cert. class(this was when my steam account was worth shit, unlike today where it is worth $600). Close to the end of the year the tech department [b]finally[/b] catches on and accuse me of stealing a teacher's password (which I did, but that had nothing to do with me being able to do this, more on that later), and installing games. Instead of fixing the problem I outright told them, they just whittle down more of my account and monitor it like a hawk. Now, why I "stole" a password: The class was called "computer maintenance", we played the role of tech support for the high school. We were not given admin accounts to do the basic Windows support (drivers, updates, software, etc) and had two options; ask the user/teacher who used the computer to log in (useless in labs) or ask the Comp. Maint. teacher to log in (he was usually busy walking the other students through stuff and other school administrative duties). For me, asking the other teachers to log in was embarrassing/awkward ("Hi, I'm here to fix your computer, please log in with your account, potentially giving me access to your personal documents and/or gradebook), and catching my teacher to log in happened once in a blue moon. So I cracked his password (figure out how yourself) and used it to fix said computers, nothing more. Never told anyone I had it until the above incident where he approached me on it. So basically arguing with idiots with power in my case. So glad I work for a competent tech department now.
A kid shit himself in class, i couldn't stop laughing and shouted, ALRIGHT SKIDMARKS. I got sent out next to the kid, The smell was fucking bad.
i walked into the wrong class and sat down without realizing it. i only realized it when i saw 20 faces staring at me awkwardly. was quite a situation...
Sniffing pepper in the classroom, got sent out for being a "bad influence"
Saying Fuck Off loud because I didn't expect that at the moment of saying it class will be quiet.
So in 8th grade english i went to the board to write something that ann frank had that was symbolic or something i cant remember, long ago, well i wrote "pearls" well thats not what everyone else thought i wrote. I was a bad speller so i didn't know there was an "a", "perls" i also have sloppy writing so my "l" looked like an "i" i guess "peris" and my lowercase "r" looked like a lowercase "n" "penis"... I had NO idea why everyone was laughing, I was kicked out of class and didn't find out what happened till after class.
I haven't gotten kicked out. Danish teachers are very patient. And I don't know ANYONE who has been suspended
Jerking it.
I got kicked out of the library for putting ants in the copy machine and making them 800% bigger, you should see what it looks like!
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;18704688]I sharted too loud.[/QUOTE] That word doesn't even exist. I was late in class, and stayed back in class until I finished some extra work, then I just sat up, and stood there, and waited as my teacher just got a little upset wondering what I'm doing. I just laughed. And told me go to the principal's office or something like that, but I just went home, and got pwned with a suspension the next day.
Everyday in math i came in the room like kramer does, no one ever said anything about it, well it was the day after he stated screaming niggers while on stage and i got sent out for being racist
Writing 'I am bored' in the condensation on the window during 1 minutes silence. [editline]02:52PM[/editline] Got excluded for a day for randomly shouting -snip something racist- at a teacher.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;18743396]I haven't gotten kicked out. Danish teachers are very patient. And I don't know ANYONE who has been suspended[/QUOTE] I had a Danish teacher in chemistry in high school and he was awesome. We called him "Danskin". I got kicked out for saying "My god, youre belt is pure gay that its awesome." to my buddy. It was pink with golden buttons.
Eating a 12" Pizza and Kebab. Gezz, I gotta eat.
[QUOTE=darkmerc;18286900]Farting during a minutes silence.[/QUOTE] Same here, back in the days where i went to school.
One time I remarked "I'm hungry" to no one in particular. The teacher threw a shitfit and sent me to the principal's office. :saddowns:
Farting and I had to eat lunch alone.
Picking up a stapler.
My friend got up during his R.E exam (its only worth a lousy half GCSE). He walked to the doors of the exam hall, shouted 'THIS, IS, SPAAAARTAAA' then kicked the door open and walked out. He got disqualified from his R.E course
Being too :slick: for school.
For hitting on my hot teacher
I got sent out in math because some kid wasn't there for like 4 days, and the math teacher told me to explain it to him. Less then 45 seconds later, he accused me of talking to him during a lesson. I just left....
I explained to them as a joke I was a alien from outer space. :tinfoil:
crushing smarties and snorting what was left of them
Humming.
coughing
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