• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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In home ec we were cooking spaghetti sauce, and there was some tinfoil on the table so I decided to fold it into a goose then my partner picked it up and put it in the sauce, then the teacher walked by and saw it. She asked us why it was in there and we acted like we didn't know it was even there. She freaked out and sent us to the detention room. We ended up not being able to go back to home ec for 2 weeks, on the slip of why were couldn't go to class said we contaminated food.
[QUOTE=Death Giver;18761548]coughing[/QUOTE] Sneezing.
For skipping class. Awesome.
In high school: Bringing a cat into class in the morning Ordering Chinese food, then having to reach out the class room window to pay and get my grub Beatboxing contest while a teacher was talking Jumping over desks White boy rapping Other things Im sure College: Parked my motorcycle right outside my classroom (drove right in the front door, down the hall, past the lobby, and right to class. Last year my auto tech teacher said his car was more powerful then any students. 450rwhp Mustang. I drove my Stang there the next day and pulled 750rwhp on the shop dyno. Teacher kicked me out. lol Snapped some girls g-string last week, she giggled, teacher kicked me out And a few times for normal shit. lol
not having a chair in my place
Trying to help a girl who was bleeding from her nose
[QUOTE=Giner;18286928]i've had that many times[/QUOTE] And me.. [editline]02:57PM[/editline] doodling.
Our teacher was really upset about something stupid, and told us all to shut up. I walked over to the shelf to get a book and it had fallen down and books were strewn everywhere, so i turned and said "Mrs. Kirchofer, your book shelf sucks". She sent me straight out of class.
Nearly kicked out during exams; Sitting at my desk, teacher walks past and I say to myself 'Ugh, I'm bored...' REALLY quietly. 'Are you TALKING during exams, *name*?!' 'I was, to myself.' 'Are you looking for detention?' 'No, and besides, it's exams, we don't have a 'break' for you to give me detention in.' 'Wow, you're cheeky too!' The next week exams were finished and I sent her a large pic of meat-spin with the words, 'FUCK YOU!' at the bottom. Good times.
I was whistling and got kicked out D:
kicked out of IT class for changing the screen resolution from 640 x 480 to 1024 x 786 apparently i was "hacking"
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;18800874']kicked out of IT class for changing the screen resolution from 640 x 480 to 1024 x 786 apparently i was "hacking"[/QUOTE] I shall restrain the urge to go on a tirade about stupid IT teachers, and instead merely facepalm.
Wearing my glasses upside down.
I knew a friend that got kicked out for puting his head on the desk for around 5 seconds.
Well this wasn't me personally. Someone in my class was getting referred to another class for swearing and the teacher asked for her name, the second name was 'Watt' and the person said her first name only, so the teacher asked "*name* what?" To which the person replied "Watt". The teacher perceived this as the person not hearing him so he repeated himself as did the person afterwards. The teacher thought it was a joke and kicked her out.
[QUOTE=Askaris;18800926]I shall restrain the urge to go on a tirade about stupid IT teachers, and instead merely facepalm.[/QUOTE] i shall do it for you i find it infinitely funny yet depressing how 99% of IT teachers are absolute morons i was feeling nerdy and bored in science so i decided to make a random simple E2, i got kicked out for my IT teacher thinking i was making a hack
stating an opinion also trying to preform alchemy
TEACHERS ARE STUPID. I cannot remember what I got kicked out for but I got detention for working once..:/
Telling some kids to shut the fuck up, after I'd asked the teacher to remove them several times. Just can't stop harassing me for 5 minutes can we :\
[QUOTE=Manic matt;18801045]Well this wasn't me personally. Someone in my class was getting referred to another class for swearing and the teacher asked for her name, the second name was 'Watt' and the person said her first name only, so the teacher asked "*name* what?" To which the person replied "Watt". The teacher perceived this as the person not hearing him so he repeated himself as did the person afterwards. The teacher thought it was a joke and kicked her out.[/QUOTE]Oh amazing :v:
Home Economics, First year, we were cooking for the first time, we were going to make chocolate crispies, instead of reading the recipes, I asked the person beside me; "How many cups of crispies is it?" "Two" I get two cups. It turned out bad, [b]very bad[/b] it was one cup apparently. Teacher went fucking [b]MENTAL[/b] at me and accused me of stealing and set me as a bad example. I never had a decent cooking session without me doing something wrong according to her. Luckily she was only a sub until our new school was finished.
[QUOTE=Killerkyogre;18802292]Home Economics, First year, we were cooking for the first time, we were going to make chocolate crispies, instead of reading the recipes, I asked the person beside me; "How many cups of crispies is it?" "Two" I get two cups. It turned out bad, [b]very bad[/b] it was one cup apparently. Teacher went fucking [b]MENTAL[/b] at me and accused me of stealing and set me as a bad example. I never had a decent cooking session without me doing something wrong according to her. Luckily she was only a sub until our new school was finished.[/QUOTE] u gots pwned!! shwoop-da-shwoo!!
wearing my coat in class
[QUOTE=Killerkyogre;18802292]Home Economics, First year, we were cooking for the first time, we were going to make chocolate crispies, instead of reading the recipes, I asked the person beside me; "How many cups of crispies is it?" "Two" I get two cups. It turned out bad, [b]very bad[/b] it was one cup apparently. Teacher went fucking [b]MENTAL[/b] at me and accused me of stealing and set me as a bad example. I never had a decent cooking session without me doing something wrong according to her. Luckily she was only a sub until our new school was finished.[/QUOTE] My cooking teacher thought i was retarded and had a learning disability. I had no idea why she thought that. Maybe it was my shitty cooking ability's.
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;18286535]Writing with a red pen.[/QUOTE] lol me too but he didn't kick me out (he almost did though)
i was talking to my gf and the teacher sent me out because i was apparently talking to myself.
counting money during a commerce class.
This asshole kid that sits next to me in Political Science always takes paper from my notebook without asking and he always picks up my pen and just starts using it for himself. It's so annoying, so the day before winter break, when he starting taking my paper, I snatched my notebook from him and yelled "Get your own motherfucking paper you fucking asshole!" Mr. D was not pleased, but all he did was make me stay after class and told me to chill.
Masturbating to the girl infront of me.. :smug: No itsa joke.. But i once got a reverse kick-out, i was in the school garden breathing some fresh air, then some prick walked at the other side of the garden, i bursted out to this song: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL_G9Ugx49k[/media] The guy whined up, he was scared as hell, i was sent [B]In[/B] again..
Talking [editline]04:13PM[/editline] [QUOTE=madmax678;18801001]I knew a friend that got kicked out for puting his head on the desk for around 5 seconds.[/QUOTE] Damn, i sleep in the physics class.
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