Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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[QUOTE=darkmerc;18286900]Farting during a minutes silence.
Laughing too much.[/QUOTE]
lol'd
Laughing at the teacher after she fell out of her chair.
Reading excerpts from erotic literature, replacing every reference to a sexual organ with breakfast foods.
"As she gently grasped [highlight]the Aunt Jemima shaped container[/highlight], the love-syrup began to trickle out of the tip"
Teacher gave us all a worksheet and since i wasnt in class the previous day i did not know what to do, so i asked my friend in front of me and he was showing me what to do. The teacher came over, saw i had not done any problems yet and told me to go outside and I sat there for 30 minutes. I mean come on.
My friend tried to stab me with my own compass so i ran around the class to get away from him...:damn: :iceburn:
For telling my teacher "She looked weird with pigtails."
Not in a mean way though.
Wasn't kicked out, but a teacher got very mad at me for making an origami tank. Amazingly I fell asleep in the same class and he did nothing.
In year 1 we did some craft and shit, where the teacher handed out these sheets of paper with outlines on them. We had to cut them out and glue the tabs together to make a 3d object. I got a cone. In the middle of "quiet time" I picked up my cone. stood up and used it like a trumpet. The teacher, with almost instant reaction, screamed "WHO THE FUCK DID THAT!?" (Lol screaming a swear at the top of your lungs in the Prep to Year 3 area.) I tried to point to the kid beside me and then towards the class next door just as almost everybody's fingers were pin pointed to me face.
Looking at my side buddy...
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[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;18743396]I haven't gotten kicked out. Danish teachers are very patient. And I don't know ANYONE who has been suspended[/QUOTE]
HAHA, not in on my shool mate :P im Danish too
:fappery: I mean the retards get to do it, NOT FAIR!
[QUOTE=Shawnald;18288539][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm110/shawnmcawesome/uhk.png[/IMG]
Pretty much this.
To this day I never understood why it pissed him off so much.[/QUOTE]
Good. My teachers aren't the only teachers that do bell to bell teaching.
One of my friends got kicked out for quoting "The Hangover" and saying "Paging Dr. Faggot" right infont of our gay teacher.
Never been kicked out but the closest ones are:
Knowing more than the teacher.
Having a different opinion than the teacher.
Using to complex scientific words.
Having a different scientific viewpoint (That nothing can be completely proven or disproven, and that you can only change the credibility for a theory) than the teacher.
The class was working on a worksheet and I was the first one done. I drew a smiley face on my paper and when the teacher came he looked at my paper and got me a lunch detention.
Also, this one kid got a detention because someone stabbed him with a pen. Seriously, what the damn fuck.
Yes, I'm a nerd.
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You broke my automerge, [I]Mate...[/I]
[QUOTE=Diealready;18292890]Oh the joyous memories of grade five. I got kicked out of class for:
- Flipping over a desk
- Calling the lunch-lady fat (seriously, the school hires rhinoceroses to monitor the rooms)
- Asking someone for their yogurt, and then have them throw it across the room and splat all over the wall. (he cleaned it up, I got the blame)
- Auctioning off food items during lunch
- selling home-made soap (seriously, you can make soap with some glycerin and scents and shit)
- and getting a pencil stuck in the ceiling.[/QUOTE]
I went to that school. They hire rhinos so if a kid makes a run for it they can block the doorways.
Pencils stuck in the ceiling... good times.
[QUOTE=Ant1;18307235]I took my stretchy bookcover off a text book and launched a baby carrot out of it. Those things FLYYYYYY.
This:
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plus
This:
[IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/9zwbp.jpg[/IMG]
= FUCKING AWESOME.[/QUOTE]
Someone was doing this to me at lunch(for about 2 or 3 weeks). My friend took a celery stick, dipped it in ranch (my idea :P), and threw it to them. Hit some asshole on his shirt(ranch all over it), he came over with all his friends (5-8 or so), thought I DID IT (since I threw a carrot and missed), I said no, i didn't. He went on to my friend, who threw it, asked him ( he said no, then he asked me if he did (i said no)). He threatened to beat the shit out of my friend if he did it again. My friend said something back, and we were shitting our pants, thinking it was going to be an all out fight. Thank god a teacher came by, and split us all up. she was going to write us all up, but ended up not doing it because there was no proof we did it( and we told her about them earlier). Got really intense, since we're just a bunch of geeks(4 and one girl), vs about 7 football players. I wasn't about to rat out my friend though:P
Funny how long it took the teacher to arrive. about 2.5 minutes into it, all during lunch too :P
[QUOTE=Zambies!;18291587]Me picking up my broken binder. A person at my school was suspended for faping during gym class. I SHIT YOU NOT! :wtc:[/QUOTE]
Haha at my school, this on kid got suspended for the same thing! Only it was in class, and he was fapping to a 50 year old woman. Twas funny as shit!
Not that I've been kicked out for it, but if you defend yourself in a fight, you're suspended too. Possibly even if you get your shit kicked in, and all you tried doing was pushing them off. Dumbest rule ever.
There was this kid about 8 - 10 years ago, who some assholes decided to fuck up. Bad. Like baseball bat with screws through it bad. The kid, because he was top of his class and a good athlete and was about to be going into college, didn't want his record fucked up, wound up getting beaten so badly he had to have his jaw wired shut, among other broken bones and stuff. The kid was a fucking black belt. Could've defended himself, but didn't because of that. Now what the fuck?...
Had a kid on my track team last year get into a fight, didn't fight back. Fucking coach condones his actions? I mean I understand you're not supposed to promote fighting, but just ignore it. Cuz the next time some idiot gets seriously fucked up, who's to blame? My opinion is the school.
tl;dr School will suspend you for self defense. Somebody wound up getting their jaw wired shut because of it. What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Killerelf12;19618258]Not that I've been kicked out for it, but if you defend yourself in a fight, you're suspended too. Possibly even if you get your shit kicked in, and all you tried doing was pushing them off. Dumbest rule ever.
There was this kid about 8 - 10 years ago, who some assholes decided to fuck up. Bad. Like baseball bat with screws through it bad. The kid, because he was top of his class and a good athlete and was about to be going into college, didn't want his record fucked up, wound up getting beaten so badly he had to have his jaw wired shut, among other broken bones and stuff. The kid was a fucking black belt. Could've defended himself, but didn't because of that. Now what the fuck?...
Had a kid on my track team last year get into a fight, didn't fight back. Fucking coach condones his actions? I mean I understand you're not supposed to promote fighting, but just ignore it. Cuz the next time some idiot gets seriously fucked up, who's to blame? My opinion is the school.
tl;dr School will suspend you for self defense. Somebody wound up getting their jaw wired shut because of it. What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
That's exactly how my school is my friend. It's so fucked up.Oh and one time I was walking through the parking lot to the building back when I was in middle school, this black kid who hates me for no apparent reason (I think racism) happened to be there, including like 14 more of the same type of additude (thinks there the baddest) kinds of people. He starts saying some bull shit as I walk by. I flipped him off and told him to shut the fuck up and that he's such an annoying fuck. Anyway he tries to fight me by pushing me and yelling, I wasn't scared of him but with the odd of 1 to 15 or so, I would be pretty much fucked. So I kept walking and when I got to the door they all fucking run away. But as I opened the door the the gym, 4 of them stayed behind and were yelling and shit and a coach asked wtf is going on and I told him I was about to be jumped and he told me to go to the office. I was like, ok? When i got there the principal asked why i'm in there and I told him the same thing i told the coach, anyway to shorten the story I got a suspention for violence when I was the one that didn't do anything. But they got refferals, (apparently the principal believed some bull shit story they all said)
Pretty close to getting kicked out, we were playing a board game, then all of a sudden one of our teammates thought of the idea of using the fake money for gambling, they started rolling the dice and stuff. The teacher obviously saw it and gave us papers to fill out while everyone else does the board game. I was just watching too.
Oh and for the kicking out part I was kicked out of school for my hair being to long, it was only on top of my shoulders! Yes we have a hair code, stupidest rule ever.
i got kicked out of class cause my friend had an animal cracker with apple sauce on it (god only knows why) and he shoved it in my face so i hit it out of his hand and it flew across the room and landed on the side of some kids head.
Holding my nose because it smelled fucking awful. EVERYONE ELSE DID IT, YET I AM SENT OUT.
Someone please help me here.
Drawing a picture of a vagina in art class.
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;19619310]Drawing a picture of a vagina in art class.[/QUOTE]
I just imagined your avatar saying vagina XD
Also not paying attention when the teacher calls you for a question and you get it right, making the teacher look like an ass
My friend was turned around with his back against the teacher talking to me about something.
The teacher yells out "David! I'm tired of seeing the back of your head all day!"
I spoke up and said "I do too, but I like being in charge."
The class cracked up and the teacher didn't know what to say.
She waited about a minute to say "I can't believe how twisted you must be to say that. See me after class. I'm disappointed in you."
After class she was cool and thought it was funny but had me explain to her in a sentence why it was funny.
:smug: "Experience."
I got kicked out for watching a funny video the teacher was showing the class.
I got kicked out the other day for flipping my math teachers tiger poster. He gave me a referral. I managed to talk my way out of it to my principle the next day
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