Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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phone went off in class...ringtone was "we're going streaking!!!" off of Old School >.>
My math teacher (who cannot teach) told me I was a prime example of why not to take to many music classes (after I was late from my Clerical Aid Period). I told him he was a prime example of why not to eat McDonalds. He's probably got a 52" inch waist.
When my administrator read the green slip he began to chuckle but quickly regained control and just gave me a warning, since I'm usually a good student but I was tired of being openly mocked by this teacher.
for masturbating
bringing a rat and throw it while teachers discussing got suspended 3 weeks
and another one is throwing a tomato ketchup to my teachers, then got suspended again
and another one again i was caught sleeping.
We were taking a test in Math, and I was a little late so I was behind everyone else. While I'm logging into the test, the teacher comes up to me and asks me what I'm doing. I'd been having a bad day so I basically yelled "What do you THINK I'm doing?" at her. :saddowns:
Kicked out for Doodling on my notebook.
One time this kid sitting in front of me asked to go to the bathroom and the teacher said no, and about 5 minutes later I heard him say "oh god" this huge fart and poop coming out, he stood up and there was this huge brown stain on his pants and I just laughed my ass off, I was one of the few people who laughed but it was just so damn funny from the angle I was watching him at.
He changed schools a few weeks later.
My multimedia teacher makes us use Dreamweaver.
I refuse to use Dreamweaver. I code my websites the old fashioned way in good 'ole HTML/CSS/PHP/MySQL/etc. So, I started trying to show the other kids in my class how to do it the way that's going to get them further and expand their knowledge. She sent me outside the rest of the period for disrupting the class's progression of learning.
Fucking bitch.
Well I better make a list:
-Talking even the teacher told me to shut it about 5 times
-Starting a paper-arrow "war" in class, small paper "V"s fired with a elastic string, hurt if you hit someone, and soon around 18 people were firing that stuff at each other, and we kept doing it for months, needless to say the teachers weren't happy when they found out I was always the one starting it.
-Throwing stuff around the class
-Being "immature" when during an English class we were learning about "I'm hot/cold" and shit like that (which I already had known for a long time), needless to say when a hot girl got to say "I'm hot", I couldn't hold back the jokes and innuendos (and the teacher was a prick).
-Being an idiot/asshole/prick/whatever when talking to the teacher.
But hey, I haven't been thrown out of class for two years now, though it was pretty close when I put Goatse as background on everyone in my classes' laptop.
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I felt sick and my teacher wouldn't allow me to leave the class to phone my parents well this was the convo.
Me: Um, I don't feel too good can I please go to the nurse?
Teacher: No.
Me: Why not I really don't feel well?
Teacher: I SAID NO ( by this point she's yelling at me and so is the kid sitting behind me.)
Then nausea kicked in, as I was yelling at the child behind me it went a little something like this.
Me: Can you mind your own business?
Him: No, you can't disrespect teachers like that.
So I showed the fucker my war face :kraken: Me: Just mind your own busi- BLARGABLARGER ( I threw up on the fucker) His face was a mix of shock, confusion, and ecstasy. My face was only this :mmmsmug:[/QUOTE]
You should just have walked out without asking, if you feel ill just say "I feel ill I'm going to the nurse" and go.
I tapped my hands together in P.e while the teacher was talking and she she stared at me and told me to get out.
Bitch.
Never actually been kicked out, but the closest time was when we played unreal tournament on the school computers: it was during this waste of time called "academic monitoring", which was supposed to be used to do homework and similar, but in actuality was just a piss-about session. Either way, our form room was an IT room, and our teacher had gotten a real bee in her bonnet about people not doing work then, so playing UT in there probably wasn't a good idea. Then again, if you're going to let your IT technicians install games on your computers, what do you expect from the students?
Come to think of it, she was also the teacher who insisted that hard drives were optical, so idiocy seemed to be strong with that one.
The schools fag*ot "attacked" me and got himself a FACEPUNCH...
Then he started crying and the teacher went "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU LITTLE ASS!"
Blamed for self defence, I still hate that fucking bitch >:C and the fa*got...
called my teacher a bitch, he was not happy.
I cut the end off my ear phone and pretended to be listening to music untill he came over and riped it out of my ear. I thought it was funny.......he didnt.
For laughing at my friend doing something in class. Nothing gay.
Teacher having a bipolar disorder yells at me for talking and then peacefully asks me to stand in the hall.
A few days later, she quit for like a week for us being so bad and the substitute quit also
I got kicked out for asking to go to the bathroom.
I went to the bathroom anyway :v:
Playing with an elastic. It broke and my neighbor has been touched near his eye. This asshole acted like he got his eye exploded and I got kicked for "trying to seriously injure my neighbor"
I saw a squirrel on the tree outside, so I rushed to the window to look at it. My friends followed, but infortunatly the teacher saw us. We had to stay back after lessons, and she would continually say; "When you have 50 years of experience then you can do what you want", or "Do you have multiple degrees in teaching? DO YOU?"
[QUOTE=Treytech;19660901]"Do you have multiple degrees in teaching? DO YOU?"[/QUOTE]
Yes. :smug:
My freinds Taped my hands together at intervil, and put a tinny teady(little cookie thing) in the middle of my hands. No one would help me mainly cause no one had siccors. So about half way through class my teacher relises what has happened. So I get sent out. But that takes a while because the handle was rond and my palms were face to face. Every one laughed.
Then I got told that after I left even my teacher laughed.
But I got me's a small Cookie :smug:
And a guy got removed from the school for getting beaten up. He had been in a few fights b4. Was on his last warning so some assholebet the shit out of him. The guy didnt even fight back.
The funniest thing I saw him do was get a Cracker, diped it in a fake, cheese substance(goey) and said
"Whats the probability that this will stick to the roof" (we were studying probability)
Threw it up and It got stuck, we all cracked up. Dispite our Scottish teacher trying to stop us all from encouraging him. :fuckyou:
It was epic
For freedom of speech, it's called "Talking".
[QUOTE=THX1138;19486268]This asshole kid that sits next to me in Political Science always takes paper from my notebook without asking and he always picks up my pen and just starts using it for himself. It's so annoying, so the day before winter break, when he starting taking my paper, I snatched my notebook from him and yelled "Get your own motherfucking paper you fucking asshole!" Mr. D was not pleased, but all he did was make me stay after class and told me to chill.[/QUOTE]
Kinda like this stupid Asian bitch who sits next to me, 'cept she grabs my pencil right of of my fucking hand and starts using then I got sick of it one day, and literally TRIED to tear it from her hand, she wouldn't let go! I literally smacked her in her face with my notebook. She stared at me, then grabbed her own pencil then started working, and never grabbed my pencil again. Bitch knows what I'll do. After that she told on me and I got sent out.
Plastic :fork: and an electric socket,
He yelled at me like it would shock me or something
I did my homework. And I turned it in on time. Then I got sent out of the room.
[QUOTE=Kawaii;19734730]I did my homework. And I turned it in on time. Then I got sent out of the room.[/QUOTE]
you little bastard/bitch/demon
Drawing on my desk.
IT seems i am not the only gnome. Also i havent been kicked out.
One time in comp. sci., I was done with what we were doing for the day, about ten min. into class.
I got bored and made a program that made a new folder on the desktop, opened it, made it dance around and resize itself, then close the window and delete itself. It was really kinda neat.
The teacher saw the wall of code, and yelled: "STOP! I'M GETTING THE COMPUTER NERD GUY!!!" (the school's network admin)
She runs out of the room, and gets him.
I end up getting suspended for the rest of the semester for "Trying to hack into the school's servers to delete the grades."
They didn't even look at the code, or let me run it to show them.
:wtc:
Not exactly kicked out of class, but the school called the cops on me for writing a swear word in the bus window.
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