• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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I forget what I was kicked out for, but mooning the class through the window afterwards was probably a good reason.
I have to bump this, this is funny On topic: The teacher said that he was really high, and I said that He was high. Found out he was talking about climbing a mountain.
I forgot how but the whole class was saying that my teacher (who is a guy) is a chick, so I boldly stated that he is a "both." I was sent outside for a 1 on 1 discussion and he said "what did you just call me?" I thought really fast and I said "a boat?" He let me back in. :v:
I told the teacher I felt like I was going to chuck, but she told me to wait until after the lecture. I puked all over my desk because she wouldn't let me stand up and go to the bathroom/trash. Also I got kicked out of class once for "Hacking" the school computers. I was launching IE through cmd because I couldn't find the shortcut. :sigh: Also pretty much this : [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/303hds9.jpg[/IMG]
I put my hood up in class. EVERYONE GETS TO WEAR HATS WHY CANT I WEAR A HOOD [editline]03:17AM[/editline] Oh also in Julius Caesar every time I had to read the name Pubulis I'd read it as Pubeyless. Good times
Someone kicked me and I got kicked out for it :saddowns:
[QUOTE=benos;19658152]For laughing at my friend doing something in class. Nothing gay.[/QUOTE] What, if you didn't add the 'nothing gay.' part nobody would think you were doing anything homosexual in the first place but now im wondering
Never been kicked out. I'm a good boy. :fuckyou:
I gave a kid in my honors class a dish soap tablet and said it was candy.
Kindergarten. this girl couldn't do the alphabet and got stuck, i got pissed cause it was so fucking easy and i yelled IT'S J and i got kicked out of the room =\
Actually, now that I think about it, I believe I was being bullied in 5th grade. And they got me into trouble too. :|
for talking when my work was finish with someone who also finished is work.
[QUOTE=DrumStick;18332627]sniggered[/QUOTE] Bwahaha, remember the days where you'd get instabans for that?
[QUOTE=Dlaor;18299178]I got kicked out for playing Powder Game while we had to make an essay. The computer was so shitty it could barely handle the game :v:[/QUOTE] (Clock me if you want) Our metalworking teacher didnt care what we did, and there was a computer lab adjacent to his class, so for the last month of the year we played games and watched E3 on the computers. Once I downloaded Powder Toy, everyone else just HAD to have the download. Oh, and someone was lighting weed with a spot welder. XD
Well I didn't get sent out when I called my teacher a ginger twat, it was when I said to my friend "His cheeks go all red when he's angry lol" (yes I said lol out loud) that's when he snapped. Tut tut tut, what is it with gingers eh?
i farted and no one heard it, but i guess it smell cause the teacher told me to leave the class. All the kids in the class clapped when i left. That same day i looked over and this girl was fingering herself in class. She was really in to it, too. I know the teacher had to notice but i think he didn't know what to say to her and just walked away.
[QUOTE=ethandennis;19755889]i farted and no one heard it, but i guess it smell cause the teacher told me to leave the class. All the kids in the class clapped when i left. That same day i looked over and this girl was fingering herself in class. She was really in to it, too. I know the teacher had to notice but i think he didn't know what to say to her and just walked away.[/QUOTE] Haha, I would have expected her to get sent to the principals office or something.
[QUOTE=Rooster Assassin;19755286]Actually, now that I think about it, I believe I was being bullied in 5th grade. And they got me into trouble too. :|[/QUOTE] same here. he was teasing me so i yelled at him (in the middle of class) LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE! and then the teacher talked to us and he said i was making fun of him and i was like WTF NO and i got in trouble too
Calling the teacher by her first name. She was cute, what can I say :smug:
[QUOTE=ethandennis;19755889]i farted and no one heard it, but i guess it smell cause the teacher told me to leave the class. All the kids in the class clapped when i left. That same day i looked over and this girl was fingering herself in class. She was really in to it, too. I know the teacher had to notice but i think he didn't know what to say to her and just walked away.[/QUOTE] hot
I almost got kicked out for helping my friends with a powerpoint presentation and putting the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme at the end. Was funny because one of my friends continued to read it like the rest of the presentation only slighty more enthusiastically. Death glare from my teacher.
[QUOTE=ArcNova;19755073]What, if you didn't add the 'nothing gay.' part nobody would think you were doing anything homosexual in the first place but now im wondering[/QUOTE] Wonder off then.
It was 6th grade,some girl was reading a word,remember,this girl was what we call a "chola" and told the teacher "Why yoo think im so tooped" which translated mean't "Why do you think im so stupid".I made a bad decision and repeated it but with all my might,at the top of my lungs,I exclaimed "Why you so stupi stupid" Yes,exactly like that,Asian teacher gave me a referal,good times.
Throwing chairs at the teacher during a rage. Not a good idea.
saying oh god during a test cause i just remembered something i forgot which was my caculator
i was banned from school for 5 days for pointing a BB gun (actually an airsoft MP5) towards my teacher's head. She was looking at the board, but suddenly she turned around and caught me. The funny thing is that she ducked a bit when she saw my gun.
Pushing a teacher into a window, im mean cmmon' its not as if she went all the way through.
Trying to explain string theory to a biology teacher, she almost gave me a detention for being a smartass. Teachers suck these days :smug:
Sneezing Being blamed for disturbing the lesson, even though the guys in front of me were guilty. Told her that it wasnt me, and stayed. Of course she didnt believe me and started a drama... Teachers...
I was doing work on my flash animation and the teacher kicked me out cause he thought it was a game.
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