Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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That reminds me of a guy in my school who was allowed to use computers because of a handicap making him unable to write anything down with his hands (some advanced form of dyslexia or something). He got in the classroom, turned his computer on, and the classroom lights suddently turned off. The teacher was sure the guy was a pirate or something and he got kicked out.
The weirdest thing is that it was only a damn coincidence.
I laughed because someone pulled a funny face in the mirror.
The teacher kicked me out, which I was totally fine with as I have no interest in line dancing.
Hacking remote desktop to make everyone in the classroom have the rickroll popup. It was easy because in our school, everyone is required to have a macbook.
[QUOTE=rysnyper455;19758773]Hacking remote desktop to make everyone in the classroom have the rickroll popup. It was easy because in our school, everyone is required to have a macbook.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Iriathz;19758766]I laughed because someone pulled a funny face in the mirror.
The teacher kicked me out, which I was totally fine with as I have no interest in line dancing.[/QUOTE]
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lol. my friend does a ton of graffiti, not writing faces and crap, legit graffiti. he did it in the school and some little prick told the security guard about it. He got taken out of class in hand cuffs and got suspended for two days.
"I felt like such a badass"
Telling the teacher when they're wrong.. Don't do it..
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;19766454]Telling the teacher when they're wrong.. Don't do it..[/QUOTE]
dont tell me what not to do. cause imma do it.
Standing on a chair outside the classroom waiting for the teacher to come let us in.
I got kicked out, BEFORE class started. :@
Swearing
[QUOTE=xpod1;18288613]Looking back, my old Band director not only looked like a German crack addict, but I was starting to think he was.
Snaps like Hell.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Godzillarr;18288522]Drawing a huge picture of a mushroom cloud and writing BOOM! underneath it, she sent me to the principles office because she thought I was planning something.[/QUOTE]
Picture Please? :cool:
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Anyway i got detention because I took my friend's pencil and threw it on the ground :geno:
I drew porn.
It was in the 6th grade and my teacher said I needed to see a psychiatrist.
Fapping
i had a substitute tell me that if i wanted to be a smartass i could just leave. while i was leaving he said "what are you doing?" i told him i was leaving. he told me to sit back down. then once i sat back down he told me to get of his class. so i did. then he asked me what i was doing. i flipped him off and left.
This thread must not die! It is awesome!
Learning.
I held my calculator, pressed 4,2, then the divided by button, then I had my finger hovering over the 0 button.
Kicked out of class before I pressed it.
Just kidding, if I remember it was pointing out the teachers mistake.
I started playing Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up with my speakers i made in one class and then while some of the classmates lol'd and did barrel rolls, the teacher was a newfag and ragekicked me. I ragequitted and went home.
Biting my thumb.
what.
I told someone to shut up. Damn bitch sent me to the hall for twenty minutes.
Good times...
[quote]Teacher: "Where did music come from?"
Me: "I don't really know."
Teacher: "It was created by God."
Me: "Err.. no."
Teacher: "God created everything, including music."
Me: "I don't think so."
Teacher: "It seems you do not wish to learn; please step out."[/quote]
^Hahaha that is awesome!
People will never understand that god doesnt exist
Saying the word medic to annoy a kid, the kid made some bs story that we were saying medic because we thought something was wrong with his home life, got a three days of detention
My teacher had a bad day since her boyfriend had left her and took their fridge with him. I was thirsy, and got up to get some water from the sink. She immediately shouted at me: "You are disturbing our class! GET OUT!" So i went to defense-mode and replied: "What did you collide with on your way to school!?" she gave me a detention... -.-
Also, me and a couple of friends tied a kid with a rope in our german class when the teacher was getting coffee. Then we drew a nazi-symbols on his arms and locked him in the cabinet, turning it around so the cabinett-doors were pressed against the wall. The second our teacher came in the kid smashed through the back of the cabinet, full of nazi symbols :P omfg, i have so many more stories :P
Good times...
Chucking a bottle at my friend.
getting late to class and sitting down then on the board it wrote 3 page written essay due today i had it on my desk at home forgot to put it in my binder then i swore really loud and got kicked out
wouldent give my teacher my MP3 at my school u have to pay 15$ to get it back i said fuck no than my fatass vp told me to give it to him i said no so he reached for it i told him he does it again ill punch him he did it again...i was in juvie for like 2 days but i said it was self defense since he assulted me so they let me go..i broke the dudes nose but they let me back in.. he doesent mess with me any more
Some racist bitch kicked me out of class because i was watching people play cards.
Releasing the air in a balloon.
Saying "Bladders" in 5th grade.
Both were from the same teacher.
Some kids were messing up in class, so the teacher throws a whiteboard eraser at me, still dont forgive him... >:(
i said "freddy krueger" during recess in like 3rd grade and got kicked out.
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