Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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My friend and i had to paint a landscape, we got kicked out because my grass didn't look right and she had painted a sun in the corner, which made it look "unrealistic"
I quietly said "Son of a chienne"
Apparently the substitute teacher knew french.
calling a teacher dude
I accidently said "Ma'am" instead of "Sir".
Jokingly discussed poisoning the teacher with my friend
For screaming out, "Then what's masturbating?!" After watching the Health videos in 5th grade.
My friend got suspended for chucking a lead from a pencil at the bin. It went off course and hit our teacher and this bitch in our class walked up to the teacher and told him.
The teacher said "UP TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!"
Last day of the year and in the library i logged onto he computer with the speakers and started playing this at high volume: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVNNhBtBbOs[/url]
Then me and my two friends started dancing. :v:
wasn't kicked out, but in 8th grade I had a science/algebra teacher who collected wind up toys. Once I fell asleep in class and woke up facing a giant wall of wind up toys surrounding my head.
I was once kicked out of class for whistling.
I still don't know how to whistle properly, and certainly wasn't able to whistle at all at the time.
Wasn't me, but a kid got sent out when our teacher was trying to teach us about Christianity. The kid was an atheist.
Last day of Uni, we decided to push our lecturers car into the photography studios..
We didn't get kicked out of class, but he made us clean the car inside out..
Fun day.
Another day, my group (there is 14 of us in my photography course) came in to uni after Paddy's day still drunk.. Again not much happened apart from the caretakers deciding to torture us by drilling holes in the studio..
I was never kicked out of class. :v:
By cutting with a special scissor in hard plastic, but i didn't know that it was only for cutting cotton, so lame....
I got suspended for 5 days for biting a chair.
My phone said beep (battery low)
Whistling....
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I got temporarily suspended.
called my teacher a fucking cunt got a new teacher after that ^^
We had a sub teacher for a few minutes and the kid in front of me started yelling out "Wiener?", then blamed it on me and got me sent to the Principal's office. :(
Um,
Yawning,
(Not really stupid) Drawing two stick people having sex with a friend. (Not having sex with my friend, I drew it with him).
Dropping my pen.
Sniffing, which later on got my test ripped up and had to have a retake.
Not really cool...
In 4th grade some jerkoff told me to look up milk on google images...
[QUOTE=Zeraxify;18295851]I told some of my classmates that they spelled some words wrong in English on their paper.
The teacher kicked me out for being a smartass, apparently.
[editline]12:11PM[/editline]
And oh, I corrected my teacher in English too.
She pronounced 'Massachusetts' wrong.[/QUOTE]
Oh the irony.
Stupidest thing that ever got me kicked out was when this old subsitute came in (that noone in the school liked, as her lessons were boring, we learnt nothing, and she just gave us sheets and screamed at us in her glass smashing voice)we sat down, as usual she gave us sheets. We had to translate these shapes, but there were no numbers and coordinates. I kept telling my friends how bloody stupid the sheet was while she was talking, but then the old hag turned around and said "WHO`S TALKING!!!!!!!!!!". Unfortanutely the guy sitting next to me was a complete arsehole, and said "hes being stupid and saying the sheet wont work" in some louzy imitation. I got sent out, and she didnt even try to explain it to me. So i spent the lesson thinking about when homework was due in and so. Later i tricked the prick who snitched into thinking our "draw a castle project and label it thing" was due in the next day. I did this at 11.00 o clock and i think we can all safely say he jizzed his pants more than few times in the morning.
my english teacher is a stupid bitch. we were doing group reading, and I didnt have an important part so I accidentally read ahead, so I put it donw until they caught up, so I doodles in my workbook. the teacher yells at me for doodling and apparently I was sitting in the desk wrong. one of my friends (she is the nicest person in the world, really polite too) and she went up to the teacher to ask her a question about an assignment, and the teacher totally flipped her shit at her for no reason. another friend, who has the same teacher but a different class period, corrected her when she spelled maelstrom wrong ( she spelled it like mealstrum)
I've been kicked out of school for the remainder of the day and threatened with suspension for running around in a Harry Potter cloak, whilst carrying my friend and yelling "CEDRIC!!!" at the top of my lungs. I was also playing the Trololo song via a portable speaker system.
I crushed these little candies because I got really bored so the sub thought it was drugs or something D:
I was reading this thing off the internet out loud (it was printed onto a piece of paper) the guy said to the woman "you're my bitch" just as I said that the teacher walked into the room. I looked up while saying this.
She thought I called her my bitch. I got a detention. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Owen Lol;19766454]Telling the teacher when they're wrong.. Don't do it..[/QUOTE]
Been there, done that.
Also my art teacher hates me. I can't draw or paint for shit. She goes ape shit at me for no reason at all. One time one of my friends (Who I sit next to) shouted across the class to someone else. The teacher KNEW it was him but sent me out anyway. I said "Oh my god MAAAAN" (she's a crazy catholic) She said "excuse me, that offends me Ryan. I am a god loving catholic and I do not take kindly to people who talk about the almighty in vain" I said "You can catholic my balls miss" and walked out.
Guess who got suspended. :smug:
Masturbating
Bringing guns to school
Promoting nationalist spain and it's fascist ideals
selling meth
existing
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