• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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"making a mess on the floor". I had sliced open my thumb in class and the blood got everywhere. She didn't even give a fuck about the cut too.
had a teacher called Mr Bamford, me and my friend used to call him Mr Bumfuck, one day i drew a comic of him ass raping one of the students, teacher saw it and my parents had to come to school
I ordered pizza to my classroom with some friends. She kicked us out and we had to eat our pizza in the corridors.
Computer Science class. 2 minutes left in the goddamn class. I'm sitting there doing nothing waiting for the bell to ring to go to lunch. The fat bitch teacher tells me to read a book, so I tell her that I don't have any reading material. She says well you better find something to do, and I reply to her by saying that there is only about a minute left in class. She says find something to do and don't just sit there. I say I'll just read my computer science book. She says "What did you say?" "I SAID I'll just read my computer science book" Sends me out and I have to spend my goddamn lunch with this Irish fat fuck that thinks he's the shit because the Administration appointed him the enforcement of the Intermediate School. [editline]02:31PM[/editline] Also when people read out loud and have trouble pronouncing a word I'm an asshole and say it outloud for them. So the teacher calls on this dumbass who can't read for shit and I continuously correct her and get kicked out. [editline]02:57PM[/editline] Reading all the stories where people ask to go to the nurse/bathroom and are denied that is fucking ridiculous. I had Ulcerative Colitis for 3 years and the entire administration and faculty knew that I have to go to the bathroom when I have to because I can't hold it. So I'm about to leave my computer science class and I tell the teacher I have to go to the bathroom and the fat cunt tells me I can't and I should've gone during our break meanwhile I already did during the break but I've shat about 19 times a day, not even stool but just blood at times so it's not unusual that I had to go again, she tells me to sit down and I told her I have to go to the bathroom (Or I was about to shit blood and poo in my pants) and I left the class. Fatass wouldn't let me back in.
[QUOTE=Applecrap;18377244]I said, "I'd rather burn the flag than worship it." during the pledge. God damn pledge.[/QUOTE] That reminds me. A couple of weeks ago before summer break, this asshole in my class wasn't standing for the pledge and the teacher yelled at him when he said he didn't respect the flag, and the teacher took him out of the room and yelled at him "DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T RESPECT THAT FLAG I USED TO BE A MARINE!" Kid shat bricks.
Headbanging
Saying shut up pinhead to one of my friends. I got a fucking hour detention too, what the hell.
I don't want to talk about it.
i dont really get kicked out of class any more. but heres a ok story, my grathics teacher asked me for a rubber and i gave her a condom. worth it. In my math class the same week a kid got kicked out for smoking weed, nothing else, just kicked out. same week again he was kicked out of math again for selling adult dvds. i was 14 at the time :D
I've never gotten kicked out of class either.
I'm a straight A student, I never have gotten kicked out of class. Infact, one day I was the only kid in class..
dealing illegal nuclear weaponry during class
Whispering :colbert: that bitch is a fucking ninja!
Coughing And one day I yawned and my teacher said "I hope you don't do that during church and disturb the Priest!" I don't even go to church.
My English teacher is completely fucking raging at some other student, and I happen to walk in and she's all like, "GET THE FUCK OUT!" And then I realized that she wasn't talking to me. And then I got kicked out for being tardy cus I went to go sit in the hall.
It was grade 3, as a dumb ass kid I was I drew a stick figure with boobs on my math homework and the teacher thought I was going to be sociologically fucked or something and I had to tell the class that I was sorry. I got to go home for the rest of the day so it wasn't that bad.
Dropping a pen in class. My teacher said I was wasting time and kicked me out.
Soliciting prostitution in the back of English 1
This is from waaaay back like 9 years ago when I held a door open for a teacher and I didn't know she was walking up to the door to close it then she thought I was trying hold it open so she couldn't close it so she startled screaming at me and I got detention for "being rude". I was just trying to be polite.
I once drew a particularly detailed dick on the board during the 10 minute break between classes (I had the same teacher twice in a row, for Government and Economics).
Castrating myself.
once I left I could hear the teacher laughing while erasing it
Pms.
I stood up in the middle of class, pulled my trousers down and started violently beating off whilst screaming "KAAAAME HAAAAAAME HAAAAAAAAAA!!" until I jizzed.
smoking
Pointing out that my teacher pronounced variable like "Var - uh - ble"
Another class got into trouble last year because of this really old Literature teacher who is basically computer illiterate. So there she was, using Microsoft word, and then she asks the class for help on zooming in. Someone burst out "Alt + F4", and she followed it. The document closed, she opened it again, closed it yet again, and then she did another Alt+F4 at the desktop. She selected "Restart", and then "OK." When it did, everyone was laughing. I heard she got demoted to teaching Geography this year v:v:v
Why are you late again Hans? Because I was... I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSE. OUT.
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;18800874']kicked out of IT class for changing the screen resolution from 640 x 480 to 1024 x 786 apparently i was "hacking"[/QUOTE] That reminds me. Last year in my IT class, my lazy as hell teacher, who usually lets us play games all class time, told make this picture with gimp. Most of the classroom had never used gimp before, but I was pretty good myself so I started helping people who didn't know anything about gimp. The teacher saw, and kicked me out for disturbing the lesson. I never did the gimp project, which was the only thing we had to do the entire marking period, got an A. Actually, I never did anything in that class and got straight A's in it. The people who tried got C's and stuff.
A friend of mine locked his knees in speech class. He passed out and landed on the floor, I ran up to him with a bottle of water and splashed it in his face to wake him up yelling "The Power of Christ Compels you!" I was not kicked out for waking him back up, it was for saying "Christ" in class. Me and my best buddy Jake walk into math class. I push that door in and my buddy pushes me out of the way and burst in yelling "Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! Jay&Silent Bob or in the hissous!!!" we were immediately kicked right back out, and the whole time, I didn't say a word. I felt like a true Silent Bob. For drawing an apparently sexist cartoon that depicted me and a my friends sitting in detention with my civics teacher acting as the teacher in charge. In the back is a beautiful women in a very suggestive business attire stepping out of the office that reads "principal". The the guys sitting in desk are looking at her like eye candy, with the exception of 2 people, me and a goth girl who sat across from me. She says "What? I got caught in the bathroom smoking." For geography class we had to research a country and make a PowerPoint presentation. I chose North Korea. Why? For the fucking lawlz! That's why! So it came down to presenting, and I went. The pictures I chose however were quote "inappropriate" Like the one depicting Kim Jong sitting naked in a chair, or the one that said "North Korea is Best Korea"
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