• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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[QUOTE=dual elites;18286292]One time I walked in and she just told me to get out. Pffft.[/QUOTE] Did ya smack that bitch?
I've never actually been kicked out of class but a few years ago a girl in my French class was kicked out after the teacher had a massive rant about 'taking it seriously' at her because she had to act out a roleplay with the girl next to her and was cracking up. Oh fuck off she was 13. You don't need to throw a wobbler because she's gotten a bit giddy. I'm so glad that was a substitute teacher.
Picking my nose. It was really really really annoying. But it was a nice big booger that came off cleanly so I stared at it for awhile. Tis was my downfall for my teacher saw the pure gold on my pinky finger and told me to sit outside and grow up. Mind you this was my freshman year.
I got kicked out for calling my french teacher a cow.
I stapled the back of my friend's hand. 2 days suspension.
Picked-up a piece of chalk on the ground... which I was about to hand it over to her anways.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;18287846]I've never been kicked out of a class :c00lbert:[/QUOTE] Cant get kicked out of something you never showed up to in the first place:cawg:
Drawing a huge picture of a mushroom cloud and writing BOOM! underneath it, she sent me to the principles office because she thought I was planning something.
[QUOTE=The Rifleman;18288441]Cant get kicked out of something you never showed up to in the first place:cawg:[/QUOTE] I've actually never ditched class unless I was sick or on vacation so...yah...:crossarms:
Sniffling, and she wouldn't let me go out and blow it... Am I supposed to just let it ooze onto my face and wipe it with my sleeve?
[IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm110/shawnmcawesome/uhk.png[/IMG] Pretty much this. To this day I never understood why it pissed him off so much.
[QUOTE=Shawnald;18288539][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm110/shawnmcawesome/uhk.png[/IMG] To this day I never understood why it pissed him off so much.[/QUOTE] Looking back, my old Band director not only looked like a German crack addict, but I was starting to think he was. Snaps like Hell.
I mean, hell it was guitar class, we didn't do shit in there anyways. He'd come in for the first five minutes and then go in his office for the next hour. Wait you just described him what
Forgot to mention that he did the same thing.
I drew this as a quick warm-up sketch in art. [IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/24l3912.png[/IMG] Teacher walked by looked at it, Looked at me, And I said "What? Its a Tree between two hills" Only later did I realize what it looked like.
Gay Teacher: "Allrighty guys settle down.." Me: "ya sillies"
"I just thought should tell you, it is my duty to inform you that in five seconds it will officailly become opposite day." *count down* "ok guys it's not opposite day." *did opposite of teacher got kicked out* got the idea here [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEqgTw7N_88[/url]
My teacher thought I told her that her voice was sexual and I got a referral and 1 day of ISS for it...
farting during the moment of silence on Veteran's Day. I mean COME ON even the veteran's laughed! :) "Alex, that's not nice. Get the fuck out." meanest teacher in HISTORY!
Sneezing, But one i heard a teacher yelling at a student over a study paper and said and i quote "IF you don't turn it in i'll rip off all your fingernails and soak them in alcahol.
Being a free-thinker.
Got kicked out for yawning.
Got kicked out for drawing and another time i beat the living shist out of a kid and was expelled.......i still want my 5 dollars.
Doing the next days homework after a test for "helping other people cheat"...
I got kicked out for not dancing, then saying i have problems, and asked if i need help, i also got talked too the princilple by too. "are you afraid you mite be a girl if you do" i couldnt help but laugh my head off...
Farting very loudly for 39 seconds strait.
This was in 3rd grade. We were coloring something and I told the kid that his thing sucked, I hardly knew what it meant. Him being a little bitch, went to the teacher, a late 50's dyke sporting a flannel jacket with cut off sleeves, who then began yelling over everyone at me, grabbed me by the ear, and pulled me out of class. Question: I'm in 4th grade now, I was too scared to tell on her last year, what could happen to her if I tell on her now to her higher ups?
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[QUOTE=xXGatorXx;18289292]Got kicked out for drawing and another time i beat the living shist out of a kid and was expelled.......i still want my 5 dollars.[/QUOTE] Well aren't you fucking badass. I'm never going to mess with you. :cawg:
Reffering to some plague thing as KFC skin disease. It seriously did make your skin look like KFC skin.
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