• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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[QUOTE=Splungey;23298220]I stood up in the middle of class, pulled my trousers down and started violently beating off whilst screaming "KAAAAME HAAAAAAME HAAAAAAAAAA!!" until I jizzed.[/QUOTE] Yeah, you didn't do that.
My friend took my pencil and I told him to give it back to me and the teacher told us to stop talking and he said we were talking the entire class when we weren't. Then he told me why he took and I accepted his apology and the teacher told us to go to the principals office. We didn't get in trouble but I wanted to smack the teacher because of his idiocy
gf giving me head in class, teacher got jealous and kicked me out ._,
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;18295887]I plugged every computers keyboard and mouse into the computer next to it. Oh god, the look on every ones faces when they saw their mouses moving by themselves.[/QUOTE] Have done and seen that.
I got kicked out of class for bringing a hot dog into my canadian history class.
[QUOTE=goel;23317636]gf giving me head in class, teacher got jealous and kicked me out ._,[/QUOTE] That will teach you to masturbate in class
Throwing a balloon across the room. The teacher said I could stab someone's eye out :v:
Throwing a carrot on the teacher. What? It bounced of the wall!
Also for drawing pictures in MSPaint during compsci. The picture was nice though, so I'd say it was worth it.
Send out for doing nothing. Finished the entire book in a few weeks.
I got kicked out for knuckle-bumping (I know, I know) my friend and my teacher turned just as I did it and thought I was punching him. In the hand. While he did it also. My french teacher was a total retard.
Near the end of the school year our classes got all messed up and apparently I went to the wrong one. I walked in during a lesson and she looks up and goes "Well where did you come from?" and not even thinking I said "My mother" and I walked out of the room. She caught up with my a little ways down the hall and "severely reprimanded" me for my witless humour.
some kid in my art class got suspended for fap'n in class
Back in the days of my 8th grade I asked my teacher "What does C mean?" about some equation and I got kicked out and had classes with the principal for 3 days.
yelled penis real loud
I told some kid to go back to Cambodia in year 8.
Made a kid fart. In like 7th grade when I was 12 I was having a fight with a friend in class. We were arguing about, fuck I can't even remember, but I got all pissy and put like all my weight in to a kind of, push/open hand monkey punch and I hit square right in the upper stomach and he let out one of the most distinct sounding farts I've heard to date, flew back a good 3 or 4 feet and broke into this cheap, weak wall we had in our portables. I actually got suspended for it and had to pay for a section of the wall :(
Why do they care so much whether I have pants on or not?
I don't quite remember.
My friend looking at porn.. Bastard dragged me down with him.
Being tardy and not having a slip saying I signed in. It's like they want to punish people who are tardy and still show up to learn despite missing half of a class.
Here are some old ones from 3 years ago: -Me and another 2 guys got kicked out because, at the start of the lesson, he hid in the class' cabinet and waited there for around 15 minutes after the class had begun. Then Me and another guy screamed "Beam me up Scotty!" and the guy in the cabinet rolled out of tha cabinet scary the fuck out of the teacher. Got sent out and to the headmaster. -Another time every day we got the newspaper in class every morning, so using those and some duct tape we made a baseball bat and a ball, then played baseball (well, as "baseball" as you can play in a classroom anyway) in class. -We had a teacher that hated dirty desks, so every time before her calss a guy would grind 3 or 4 pieces of chalk on the teachers desk, when she came in she usually went batshit. One day she noticed me laughing so she sent me out. -Retrieveing my backpack from the girl's changing rooms. Teacher got mad at me because she thought that I had tried to get in (which I had, but only because they had taken my backpack). I didn't get sent out because it was after her class though.
Playing the "Penis Game" It's played like this: First one says:"Penis" really quiet, the next one says it a little bit louder. The winner s the one who says it loudest without being noticed. I lost
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;23317509]Yeah, you didn't do that.[/QUOTE] Yeah I did, I'm a very naughty boy.
Guessing an answer.
went out of class for some water. When i got back they where all silent and working.... I ran away laughing
I smugged too hard at the teacher. :eng101:: WHAT IS TWO PLUS EIGHT Me: :smug: :eng101:: WICKEDICON WHAT IS TWO PLUS EIGHT Me: [img]http://i31.tinypic.com/zsp9ir.png[/img] :eng101:: GET OUT YOU TARDASS Me: :smugdog: EDIT: actually in all seriousness nothing, I've gotten yelled at before but never sent out
Smiling during a test no joke.
In my old French class, we had a ridiculous teacher called 'Saggy Maggy', legend has it she had a wooden leg and the remaining real one has cancer. We were a bit rowdy because she was a terrible teacher and person to be honest, I got caught doing a mexican wave behind her back, was the only one standing as she turned round. My old english teacher was giving an excuse as to why she wouldn't have our essays marked over the weekend and said 'I'll be roasting beef for my husband'. I yelled out 'Is that what they're calling it these days?' suggestively and she hit me with some books. Ridiculously overloading an IT powerpoint presentation for the class with tacky, needlessly long animations and noises. Having each letter individually fly in with a racecar sound and rotate as it appeared for about 5 seconds each.
Once when I was in the library in Sixth form last year (bare in mind I was 18) me and my friends all got kicked out after lunchtime ended because some little shits had come in and thrown marshmallow everywhere. "Why is there marshmallow on the floor?" "We don't know we only just came in." "Well someone must have done it." "Maybe it was the younger years who were here at lunch." "Who?" "I don't know." "Get out, all of you."
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