Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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[QUOTE=Splungey;23298220]I stood up in the middle of class, pulled my trousers down and started violently beating off whilst screaming "KAAAAME HAAAAAAME HAAAAAAAAAA!!" until I jizzed.[/QUOTE]
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Fell asleep, the teacher and my mates decided to glue paper to my face. Then my head of year came in and sent me out :(
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Actually thats not as stupid as when my SPHE(social, physical, health education) teacher kicked me out for sitting on the chair beside my chair.
She then wrote a note in my diary about it. I looked at her nodding in the
tought of how retarded she is and she told me to whipe that smerk off my face,
the only thing I'll be whiping is my dick of her ass
My friend got kicked out of his Irish class for drawing a picture of his milf
of a teacher gettin fucked by his friend...must've been akward when she was correcting his copy at home and found that....
Telling the teacher that I didn't want to help other students because she was too lazy to do it.
I was like, "It's not my job" then she answered to it by "Get out!" then I said "Yays!"
Got out for 4 classes I think.
[QUOTE=Splungey;23298220]I stood up in the middle of class, pulled my trousers down and started violently beating off whilst screaming "KAAAAME HAAAAAAME HAAAAAAAAAA!!" until I jizzed.[/QUOTE]
you sir have inspired me
Ha a lad in my class gets kicked out of religion class bout each month for slaggin our queer of a
teacher, but he doesn't directly call him a fag, but he manipulates my teacher into sayin things
by accident, this lad is a fuckin genius
I was hitting someone i know in my class with the side of a flimsy plastic ruler, he had enough and got his flexiruler slapped me across the face with it i shouted out "fuck!" in suprise, fell off my chair then got up and threw my planner at him. What a funny day.
High-Fiving a friend while the teachers back was turned, he heard the noise and thought I'd slapped him.
Stealthing a teacher/student.
[QUOTE=Cam00;23338584]Stealthing a teacher/student.[/QUOTE]
What is stealthing?
[QUOTE=^Lacey^;23338956]What is stealthing?[/QUOTE]
Ah, a young one. Or non-British. It's pretending to have sex with someone that isn't aware of you standing behind them, usually when they're leaning over. You can probably imagine why we get sent out for it when the teacher turns around.
I forgot my book at literally the last thirty seconds of class, I was studying with a friend, and my teacher walks over and tells me to get get your book and she marks me late. At the last thirty seconds of class, for forgetting my book.
One time I got kicked out of class because me and another kid were laughing at a joke that wasn't even funny to begin with. Seven years later, we're still best friends because of it :buddy:
back in 8th grade there was a grammar test, and everyone grades their own paper while the morbidly obese taco addict who witnessed the discovery of america yells out the answer. She purposely said the wrong answers to see if anyone in the class cheats. Of course, EVERYONE in the class cheated, including the teacher's pet who has access to Grade Pro ( the thing that the teachers enter grades into).
and I've been suspended multiple times for drawings of male exclusive organs. It was kind of a war between me and a friend to see who could draw the most dicks on each other's stuff with the other noticing. After being caught for the ump-teenth time, we retreated to drawing flowers.
[IMG]http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/ab30/zachfxxckx/flower.png[/IMG]
Saying 'here' instead of 'present.'
I was like "You- you fu- I SAY HERE IN ANY OTHER CLASS! AND IN HERE ANY OTHER WEEK!"
I have now stopped taking Technical/Craft.
Back in about seventh grade, (this may have been the only comedic time in my school life) my teacher was walking around in the front of the room, and this kid next to me was pissing me off, so I hit him with my pencil, and he started bleeding. At first, I was like "OH SHIT OH SHIT SORRY DUDE" and then he just looked down at the blood and smiled. Then he looked down again realizing it was blood and started hyperventilating and crying. It wasn't even deep, more like a tiny scratch. He told the teacher, and guess what?
We both had to go outside.
The teacher told me to not be violent and told him NOT to provoke me.
Wearing a football shirt (soccer for you Americans) because it was 'offensive' and 'promotes violence'
[IMG]http://www.soccer-box.co.uk/images/shop/product_images/9183/2009sunderlandhome.jpg[/IMG]
But what can you expect when one of the Senior Management team is a Newcastle fan?
Me and 4 of my freinds were singing the chorus to 'Cry' as loud as we could, textiles was boring.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxtPRF6NG7I[/media]
Back in 6th grade durring breakfast me and a few friends got these [IMG]http://www.goodfoods.ca/_images/modules/product/rcrup8bk_small.jpg[/IMG] packs during breakfast and threw them to the ceiling. The highest won. Well I threw it so hard and so high that it EXPLODED on the ceiling, raining down orange juice over me and the 4 people next to me. 1 day ISS and the stain stayed there. It was still there at the last day of school last school year.
- Leaned back in my chair too far, fell onto my back and started laughing.
- Some kid punched me in the gut really really hard, to the point that I started crying. I got kicked out.
- Some other kid pantsed like 4 times in the same class. I threw a binder at him and got kicked out.
- I used a ziploc bag as a device for launching coins (works really well, though)
- Pointed out to the teacher that Christianity isn't something that should be brought into lessons.
- Pointed out to the teacher that marijuana really isn't harmful.
- Called my friend a 'biscuithead'
- Drew a picture of a cartoon guy making an extremely vulgar insult. I think I still have it.
[QUOTE=Factory;18288672]I drew this as a quick warm-up sketch in art.
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Teacher walked by looked at it, Looked at me, And I said "What? Its a Tree between two hills"
Only later did I realize what it looked like.[/QUOTE]
Good looking wood ya got there :smug:
drawing.
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[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;23340307]Wearing a football shirt (soccer for you Americans) because it was 'offensive' and 'promotes violence'
[IMG]http://www.soccer-box.co.uk/images/shop/product_images/9183/2009sunderlandhome.jpg[/IMG]
But what can you expect when one of the Senior Management team is a Newcastle fan?[/QUOTE]
i wore a blue volkswagon banana on my head to catch sweat, and they said i had to put it in my bag, because it was 'gang colors'.
[IMG]http://katespot.com/archives/HandTurkey.jpg[/IMG]
Making a hand turkey on the teacher's board. Then I gave the turkey a speech bubble which said, "My teacher is a hottie"
eating food and then I wrote 'hail satin' on the board
for drinking water.
I was once in Comm. Arts and there was a male sub. I was working on a paper and in put my pencil down for a minute to think, and this sub came up to me and hes standing like half a foot away from my fucking side, and hes like;
"Need some help?" And keep in mind he's fucking breathing down my neck,
"Uh, no?"
"Oh, ok.." And he walked away like a sad fucking puppy back to the front of the class.
Later in the class I went to sharpen my pencil and walked past him and he fucking perked up the second I walked past him.
"What?"
"Nothing, just sitting up."
"Creeper."
Kicked me out.
tl;dr sub was a creep and I accused him of stalking me.
Not me, but some kid in our school got suspended and taken to court for seagulling the walls
[QUOTE=TinSoldier;23344328]Not me, but some kid in our school got suspended and taken to court for seagulling the walls[/QUOTE]
Fucking jizz, how does it sue?
Anywho.
I got sent out of class for thinking
No seriously it went like this.
Teacher - "What are you doing"
Me - "Thinking"
Teacher - "You should be working"
Me - "How would I work with no thought, are you implying that I don't need to put any thought into my work, but isn't that what school is for?"
Teacher - "..."
Me - "Also, don't you tell us every day to think about what you ask of us?"
Teacher - "..."
Me - "And why can't I put good thought and effort into my work before turning it in to you? You're such a stickler for effort and stuff in this class, so why can't I make my work the best it can be?"
Teacher - "Don't backtalk me."
I was sent out of class and later suspended for 3 days :saddowns:
Keep in mind that I was total :smug: throughout that whole conversation, I fucking hate that teacher to this day.
Drawing a picture of Muhammad on my thesis essay.
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