• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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For being too retarted
Lunch break had just ended and I was just finishing off my bag of Cheetos when the teacher walked in and saw me. Teacher: Excuse me? Are you eating? Me: Well, not anymore; I was just finishing off my lunch. Teacher: Eating is prohibited in this class. Spit it out and throw it away. Me: But I've already eaten everything; there's nothing to spit out. Teacher: Are you questioning my authority? Spit it out right now. Me: But there's nothing for me to spit out! Do you want me to stick my fingers down my throat or something? Teacher: I've had enough of your sarcasm. Get out of my class. To this day I think she was just fucking with me. There was also the time where I brought in a jigsaw puzzle of the US that my History teacher had given to me and started to play with it in the middle of LA, where we were just going over material that would be on the exam. My LA teacher thought I was insulting her and sent me out.
Looking at inappropriate websites on the school computer...
Proving my Computer Teacher wrong with Sound Quality& Computer Performance Parts.
Got pissed off at my teacher after she started arguing with me so I just stood up and told her to fuck off, and then sat down. It was awesome because for five seconds she just stared at me finally to just scream at me to get out... Was so worth it :)
high school 1997 I was told to leave my science class for having a laptop. teacher said it was better than his. Art class: Made a clay dick ash tray, dubbed the "ass tray" US History: shouted out "Preach on Reverend!" ROTC senior year making freshmen do intense PT
[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;18287970]I've never actually been kicked out of class but a few years ago a girl in my French class was kicked out after the teacher had a massive rant about 'taking it seriously' at her because she had to act out a roleplay with the girl next to her and was cracking up. Oh fuck off she was 13. You don't need to throw a wobbler because she's gotten a bit giddy. I'm so glad that was a substitute teacher.[/QUOTE] We had a french teacher once, one day the class was so silly she started crying. For mine, i farted, it was a huge ripper that floated around for about 5 minutes The teacher yelled at me and told me to run to the bathroom as fast as i could. Even a year after, people (rarely) called me 'fartboy'
college IT: Standing up an making the jihad call sound and running out to the bathroom. no need to go back i knew where it was going. Next day it was funny though.
some dumb kid moved my table and i fell off my chair and was sent out EDIT: WOW 3 PAGE KINGS IN A ROW
I didin't get kicked out for this, but got yelled/raged at: We were in a "wood art" class (we got to do shit with wood), and my axe was nearly ready. T:"WHAT IS THAT?!" Me:"Uhh it's..." T:"I DONT WANT WEAPONS IN MY CLASS" Me:"But I'm not going t-" T:"WEAPONS HURT PEOPLE!!" (no shit) Me:"BUT IM NOT GOING TO USE IT!" T:"I DONT CARE STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!" Yeah he had a point because we also got some small metal sheets, and I was attaching some of those to the axe head to make it stronger, but a friend of mine was making a [B]huge[/B] sword (looked more like a katana, but whatever), which was longer than the teacher, and he was tall, though it probably wouldn't look that huge now that I have grown, just a few metres away from me and the teacher didn't understand what it was (until he attached the blade to the hilt, but that was the last class of the year). Also is it just me or are teachers extremely nervous/jumpy? I mean they got balls to the walls insane if you smile.
Looking up Porn in ICT.
Moving my hand. I didn't get to go to recess after lunch.
There was this one time when they were showing the movie 'Sin City' in the classroom next to mine and if I stood up a little bit I could see it to through the window. (the windows were inside the building on both sides of the corridor dividing the two class rooms.)
I had to get a note for being late because I forgot my calculator.
[QUOTE=xXGatorXx;18289292]Got kicked out for drawing and another time i beat the living shist out of a kid and was expelled.......i still want my 5 dollars.[/QUOTE] Is that why you're a retard? :v: Also, Freshman year, in my Website Design class, this kid next to me was looking at hot chicks in bikinis for some reason, so as a joke I looked up really obese chicks in bikinis, like, 500-600lb women. The teacher looked on her screen (where she can see anybody else's screen) and saw me, but not him (yes our screens where right next to eachother's). She never looked at me the same D: [editline]03:35PM[/editline] Although my friend in his cooking class would scream shit like "FUCKING NIGGER!" acrossed the entire room, and never got kicked out once. He even was supposed to be making cookies, he put Salsa Verde, liquid smoke, an entire egg (not even cracked, shell and all), etc, into a big pan of mix, when it came out it was leaking all over the inside of the oven and smelled like ammonia; He never got kicked out :v:
I once got sent out by tricking nearly everyone in the room into opening a big pornographic picture on their screens [editline]04:45PM[/editline] In an ICT class I should say
Some girls in my class were being pissy to me for a generic womanly pissy reasons. When, one of the girls was answering a question and when she was trying to explain it but couldn't I said "Spit it out, retard." really loudly. Needless to say, I got sent to the office. The conversation went like this. Principle: "Why are you here?" Me: "Because I called a girl a retard." Principle: "Should you have done that." Me: "Obviously not." Principle: "So why did you?" Me: "Because I was upset that she and her friend verbally attacked me for no reason." Principle: "Alright, so what are you going to do." Me: "Apologize for insulting the girls, and apologize to my teacher for interrupting her class, and to you, for wasting your time. Principle: "Sounds good to me." The girls and I are pretty nice to eachother now.
I got kicked out for drawing a penis in one of the social studies books once.
Kicked out for answering all of the teacher's questions. Not even kidding.
Nothing.
Wearing a hat in class until 20 minutes into the lesson when the teacher actually noticed. Oh and punching an asshole back after he punched me then tried to place all the blame on me because I was apparently being rascist. What a bastard. Oh, I also got kicked out once when an asshole teacher meant to take the place of the normal (cool) one because he was sick. She yelled at fucking everybody and sat in the middle of the room glaring at everybody then because we had really fucking easy work we had nothing left to do. So I stared about the room and zoned out then this happened: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANY WORK. Replied that I finished it all and that I was god-damn bored. Fucking bitch looked like Benito Mussolini and was more angry than him.
Oh man I love telling this story. So in the 8th grade, in Language Arts we were reading "Gathering Blue" One page in the book was a girl having a conversation about how she lost her parents. The lines went something like this: "Both of my parents are dead. They were both struck by lightning" Kira was shocked. Noticing the pun, I say "Behaha, Shocked!" This is the funniest thing ever, the entire class is laughing and even the teacher is. In the midst of the laughter the teacher says "Hahaha! Go to room 107!" This happens to be the room that houses the autistic kids. So all in all, I went from :smug: to :downs: Good times.. Good times.
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Playing the Rug rats theme on the keyboard.
Somebody asked me how to spell a word so i wrote it on the table and then wiped it off while making noises that sounded like "NYEAEUUUGGGGHHH" I was sent out for making fun of disabled people
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;23421946]Somebody asked me how to spell a word so i wrote it on the table and then wiped it off while making noises that sounded like "NYEAEUUUGGGGHHH" I was sent out for making fun of disabled people[/QUOTE] This one made me laugh. I was kicked out of a Computer Applications class because i was playing games. It was the last week of school.
My friend was writing penis (I have no idea) but he wrote "penes" Me: "No you spell it with an I" He: "Ok like this (he wrote pines:doh:)" Me: "I'll write it." So I wrote "Penis" My teacher saw we were writing penis then we both got kicked out of class.
Drawing an Asian person in paint after many warnings to stop screwing around and do my work, he comes over and tries to close it using my mouse, but whenever that "Do you want to save?" come up I would alt f4 it so it would go back to the paint screen. He couldn't close it. He ended up snaping and pushed me away, I called him a cunt, he told me to "get the f-- hell out!". All over a friendly paint drawing :nyd:
I was sitting in a class room (I go to a free school, meaning that there are few actual classes, the rest of the time we sit around and work with what we want) with some friends of mine, I sat on the lap of one of them, talking with a gay voice with another friend which did the same. We joked around and then a teacher comes in and asks what we are up to. I giggle and point at his shirt and say "You can't POSSIBLY wear that! You should try a red t-shirt in cotton!" with the gayest voice I can make and I get instantly thrown out with my friends. We acted like a mayor faggots through out the rest of the day after that. :v:
[QUOTE=bree;23425114]Drawing an Asian person in paint after many warnings to stop screwing around and do my work, he comes over and tries to close it using my mouse, but whenever that "Do you want to save?" come up I would alt f4 it so it would go back to the paint screen. He couldn't close it. He ended up snaping and pushed me away, I called him a cunt, he told me to "get the f-- hell out!". All over a friendly paint drawing :nyd:[/QUOTE] Ive had that happen before, but with less cursing. Also, i just realized, that emote looks like a bald Rochelle from L4D2.
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