• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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For being asked a question by some guy beside me and turning my head in his direction.
Yawning after running a mile.
I don't go to school :frown:
[QUOTE=Zovox;23174873]^Hahaha that is awesome! People will never understand that god doesnt exist[/QUOTE] At least I believe. :saddowns: On topic- I accidently bumped this kid while he was taking a piss, He thought it was on purpose and raged to the teacher, I got sent to the principle And explained it. No trouble for me cause our principle is awesome. Another time I said pimp and teacher raged. principle's office. Explained it cause I get sent for the most retarded reasons.
Falling asleep in class. Yeah, I know this makes sense to get in trouble, though. BUT... the guy right next to me was also sleeping. And snoring.
Pushing a teacher over by accident
Saying fuck in class and singing: "Everybody is a dickhead a dickhead a dickhead yes everybody is a dickhead its sad but its true, Your uncle your brother your sister your mother your lovers your stalkers and all wallmart shoppers yes everybody is a dickhead especially you." Oh, And singing ''Russia is gay'' song.
[QUOTE=pip12345;23432406] Oh, And singing ''Russia is gay'' song.[/QUOTE] Two other friends and I sung that in a class where we had a teacher who we called by his first name, Alex. Turns out he was Russian, all of us were suspended after getting a lecture from the principle. Dumbest kick out ever for me: I was in film class and my teacher assigned us to take photographic images when we got home. I enthusiastically yelled out; "Yay! I'm going to go take some photographic images when I get home with my girlfriend". I was at the back of the class and she glared at me and yelled at me to get out. The referral to the office said I had yelled out "Yay! I'm going to go take some pornographic images when I get home with my girlfriend". Later on I got the "talk" from my parents.
Sneezing during an EOC.
I got kicked off my bus on a nice Arizona August day... 104 F.... Reason? I reacted to some stupid cunt who threw a water balloon at me while I was drawing a cactus waiting for the bus to move. I got kicked out of PE for throwing a baseball to fast. I got arrested for trying to pick up books which I accidentally dropped on the floor. Why? I was picking up a weapon apparently. OH AND ANOTHER ONE. While we were playing badmitted (or whatever the fuck it's called) a PE teacher was close to falling down on the ground, and I caught them, and asked "Are you alright?" they kicked me out of the classroom for assaulting a teacher.
I threw a book at my mate because he was pissing me off. The teacher walked in at that exact moment, and I got busted.
drawing a picture. where the guy had the "HOLSTER" not gun "HOLSTER" for a hand gun on his belt. i was sent to the principles office. and the resource officer (makes a mall cop look bad ass) questioned me if i was planing a school shooting. and if i was in a gang... it was a fucking holster... well that picture is in my perm record now. for a video game refrance the officers name was actualy link. so thats kinda cool
For playing Pong on my calculator with my friend.
Hiccuping. No shit. We weren't doin shit.
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