• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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Stood at the pencil sharpener for like 45 min pretending to sharpen a pencil. Standing in the corner and fake pouting for half an hour after being yelled at. Yelling "That's what she said!" after something the teacher said. The last one has happened more than once and not just when the teacher said something that I could use that on.
[QUOTE=Factory;18288672]I drew this as a quick warm-up sketch in art. [IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/24l3912.png[/IMG] Teacher walked by looked at it, Looked at me, And I said "What? Its a Tree between two hills" Only later did I realize what it looked like.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.chiefmag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/i_m12yearsold.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=sonnysonny;18290184][img]http://www.chiefmag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/i_m12yearsold.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Well this is certainly not the internet, as your laptop lacks a visible Ethernet cable plugged in EDIT: Whoever rated me disagree can't disprove the fact that it's an old picture and that laptop doesn't look like it has more than a floppy drive and ONE USB port EDIT 2: Wireless is out of the question, both PCMIA slots are not in use.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;18290298]Well this is certainly not the internet, as your laptop lacks a visible Ethernet cable plugged in EDIT: Whoever rated me disagree can't disprove the fact that it's an old picture and that laptop doesn't look like it has more than a floppy drive and ONE USB port[/QUOTE] T'was me. I may not be able to disprove that, but I can say you have no way of knowing that he doesn't have wireless internet on that computer. The defense is now at rest.
Installing ubuntu in the computer class.
I walk in and she says "Do you WANT to get sent to the principal?" No one sends students to the principal anymore, dumbshit.
Back when I was in school (fuck me, this was 10 years ago) I got thrown out once for setting fire to a 10cm strip of Magnesium with a Bunsen burner - in a Chemistry class. With tongs. And goggles. Fuck knows what I apparently did wrong that day. Health and Safety violation my ass.
We were in the middle of talking about ancient Muslim civilization, when I got out of my seat, did the Batman Goggles (When you make a hole with your index finger and thumb, the turn your hand upside down on your face to make it look like a Batman mask), then I said "I have an announcement to make..." in the scratchy Christian Bale voice, "... I'm the goddamn batman". then I ran out of the room, because I knew what to expect.
Me picking up my broken binder. A person at my school was suspended for faping during gym class. I SHIT YOU NOT! :wtc:
Asking the time. The Teacher was " I don't CARE if you want to know what time it IS! I RELEASE YOU WHEN I WANT TO!" Flicked the bitch off.
A friend and I made a slingshot out of a rubber band and a few pens. I launched a pencil across the room and hit a kid in the head, he fell backwards in a chair. He wasn't hurt, he laughed after he realized what had happened. No joke. :\ [editline]11:04PM[/editline] Actually, this wasn't really stupid. We knew we were gonna get kicked out for it but it was still funny.
Oh the joyous memories of grade five. I got kicked out of class for: - Flipping over a desk - Calling the lunch-lady fat (seriously, the school hires rhinoceroses to monitor the rooms) - Asking someone for their yogurt, and then have them throw it across the room and splat all over the wall. (he cleaned it up, I got the blame) - Auctioning off food items during lunch - selling home-made soap (seriously, you can make soap with some glycerin and scents and shit) - and getting a pencil stuck in the ceiling.
[QUOTE=Tokii;18291570]We were in the middle of talking about ancient Muslim civilization, when I got out of my seat, did the Batman Goggles (When you make a hole with your index finger and thumb, the turn your hand upside down on your face to make it look like a Batman mask), then I said "I have an announcement to make..." in the scratchy Christian Bale voice, "... I'm the goddamn batman". then I ran out of the room, because I knew what to expect.[/QUOTE] you sir, are the winner.
[QUOTE=Tokii;18291570]We were in the middle of talking about ancient Muslim civilization, when I got out of my seat, did the Batman Goggles (When you make a hole with your index finger and thumb, the turn your hand upside down on your face to make it look like a Batman mask), then I said "I have an announcement to make..." in the scratchy Christian Bale voice, "... I'm the goddamn batman". then I ran out of the room, because I knew what to expect.[/QUOTE] What the fuck is with you man.
suspended for one week back in 8th grade for calling the substitute a bitch after writing up 3/4 of the class.
God I gotta go back in time to do that [editline]11:40PM[/editline] Ninjjjaaa
[QUOTE=Tokii;18291570]We were in the middle of talking about ancient Muslim civilization, when I got out of my seat, did the Batman Goggles (When you make a hole with your index finger and thumb, the turn your hand upside down on your face to make it look like a Batman mask), then I said "I have an announcement to make..." in the scratchy Christian Bale voice, "... I'm the goddamn batman". then I ran out of the room, because I knew what to expect.[/QUOTE] Fucking epic! I will have to do this! You sir, win.
I was subjected to a teachers rage of technology after a VCR refused to work for her. (Yes, that's how cheap my school is, they still use VCR's) "Why wont this thing work, ugghhh. *Looks around room* TREY *She spots me* STOP ACTING WEIRD" I was talking to a friend at the time Apparently I was acting "Weird", so she sent me out.
Pissing on the floor when the teacher wouldn't let me out to the bathroom.
[QUOTE=munky91;18293323]Pissing on the floor when the teacher wouldn't let me out to the bathroom.[/QUOTE] I've seen this happen.
Humming "Fat bottomed girls" too loudly. The girl next to me cried and told the teacher I was insulting her size and I stayed outside for the lesson.
Poking my friend with a pensil. Actually I got internally suspended for 3 weeks for this. The teacher had been bullied by the students for a few months by then, so our principal told us the first guy who got sent out by her had a huge problem.
[QUOTE=Gods Hand;18295640]Poking my friend with a pensil. Actually I got internally suspended for 3 weeks for this.[/QUOTE] :wtc:
OMG... Not my reason but get this XD My friends got asked to read out loud in calls (from a book they were reading). He read about half a page, and then out of the blue She kicked him out of the class... Later... He asked her why, and she said... His voice was annoying... O.O To think LOL
Laughing Talking Throwing notes across the class to my friend Talking Chewing gum Being a smart arse to the teacher Making a teacher cry Looking at the time on my phone Not doing my work Laughing Being hyperactive Fidgiting Getting distracted The list goes on.
I got kicked out of class for correcting the teacher. [sp]A black hole is NOT a wormhole, wormholes haven't even been proven. They are only theory.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Tokii;18291570]We were in the middle of talking about ancient Muslim civilization, when I got out of my seat, did the Batman Goggles (When you make a hole with your index finger and thumb, the turn your hand upside down on your face to make it look like a Batman mask), then I said "I have an announcement to make..." in the scratchy Christian Bale voice, "... I'm the goddamn batman". then I ran out of the room, because I knew what to expect.[/QUOTE] ...UUuh...Demonstration please?
For me probably when: I was doing nothing in class, then the teacher says "why arn't you writing down the notes?" so i said "i already know this stuff" (which i did) and she said "Well still write them down" so i responded "Why would i bother to write something i already know? According to your logic, lets write down the ones timestable" got sent out of class :saddowns:
ive never been kicked out but something funny that made the teacher mad was when a kid asked if you could describe something as "old, ancient" as in both of the terms next to eachother so I said "well that depends are you a gay, homosexual?" i dont think the teacher got the joke
I told some of my classmates that they spelled some words wrong in English on their paper. The teacher kicked me out for being a smartass, apparently. [editline]12:11PM[/editline] And oh, I corrected my teacher in English too. She pronounced 'Massachusetts' wrong.
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