Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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I plugged every computers keyboard and mouse into the computer next to it.
Oh god, the look on every ones faces when they saw their mouses moving by themselves.
I got sent out because I started eating a corn on the cob in class..
Was a good corn cob though.
[QUOTE=Shawnald;18288539][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm110/shawnmcawesome/uhk.png[/IMG]
Pretty much this.
To this day I never understood why it pissed him off so much.[/QUOTE]
Lawl, My Band director LASHES out on anyone he sees packing their instrument till there is EXACTLY 10 seconds till busses! I sneak everything apart tho :smug:
Teacher gave this worksheet, I know it's to help us prepares for exam and all but I had a massive headache so it was fucking hard to pay any attention or do it, which I told him about. "Do it like everyone else or leave". I said fuck it.
I didn't make a whole chapter of biology and she started checking homework. Yeah that was the only time i've ever been send out. The only time i've ever slipped, because when I do shit, I do it ninja style :ninja:
[QUOTE=Shawnald;18288539][IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm110/shawnmcawesome/uhk.png[/IMG]
Pretty much this.
To this day I never understood why it pissed him off so much.[/QUOTE]
This!
And also for asking the teacher for help...
She snapped, started shouting and yeah.
"Mrs! I'm stuck on 'U'!"
High school maths. :smug:
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This a million times. at the end of social/LA (we have the same teacher) there always seems to be either lunch or closing announcements at the end of class. since the principal always says "classes are dismissed" everyone packs up during this period. my SS/LA teacher rages like so, "WHY ARE YOU PACKING UP CLASS IS NOT OVER YET SIT DOWN ILL MAKE YOU STAY LONGER KEEP WORKING YOU STUPID KIDS WHY DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU"
Twiddling with my thumbs
ITT: Shit made up.
But really I got kicked out for doing nothing once.
[QUOTE=rightpillock;18298076]ITT: Shit made up.
But really I got kicked out for doing nothing once.[/QUOTE]
Yes because everything is a conspiracy, and we have nothing better to do than try to enlarge our e-peens by making up stupid shit which will have absolutely no benefit at all besides the miniscule (and highly unlikely) popularity gain.
:argh:
I've never been kicked out of one.
Me and my friend got kicked out of german once.
We looked up scrotum in a dictionary and said it a little TOO loud. :eng101:
This one's not stupid, but there was a point where I didn't care about school that much, and eventually one of my teachers got so tired of it that I would just get immediately sent out to the office when I walked in. Occasionally I'd shake things up by arriving in a sombrero (I lived there you see.), or entering the classroom behind another student to see how long I could hide in the class before I was noticed.
Yet she never kicked me out when we were having parties. What kind of logic is that?
I've never really been kicked out, but I have been yelled at a lot.
-Once when I was about 10 or 11 I got yelled at by the teacher & it actually made me feel better
-Once for almost falling sleep in class
-once for literaly doing 1 question for an entire maths lesson
the list goes on
For talking.
And other time I kicked the guy in front of me's butt (not in a way to actually hurt, we're actually friends) he grabbed my leg and the teacher told us both to get out.
I got kicked out for playing Powder Game while we had to make an essay. The computer was so shitty it could barely handle the game :v:
[QUOTE=axemunger;18299020]I've never really been kicked out, but I have been yelled at a lot.
-Once when I was about 10 or 11 I got yelled at by the teacher & it actually made me feel better
-Once for almost falling sleep in class
-once for literaly doing 1 question for an entire maths lesson
the list goes on[/QUOTE]
I've done absolutley nothing productive for 6 lessons in IT now, 5 hours or so of playing flash games and looking up stuff on eBay :D
[QUOTE=Dlaor;18299178]I got kicked out for playing Powder Game while we had to make an essay. The computer was so shitty it could barely handle the game :v:[/QUOTE]
Heh, that reminds me of something. In two classes I actually tried to do good in (they were a photoshop class and film appreciation/editing class), I got everyone (yes, that includes the teacher) hooked on the original falling sand game.
The teacher also gave me the administrator's password to the only computer that wasn't connected (and, due to age, not possible to connect) to the internet specifically so I can mess around with it in my free time.
That free time included an entire month where I did a lot of assignments in advance. Ah, the joys of having a class to play Super Metroid and other classics.
I decided to shout "shut up beatch" to a girl who was giving a speech in class.
My friend got suspended for saying in earshot of a very gay teacher we had "Oooh I take it up the arse!"
I got suspended for 2 weeks for smoking weed :S
In second grade I stabbed this annoying kid who sat next to me and cheated off me all the time in the hand with a freshly sharpened pencil. I got sent to the principal and she asked me what happened and I knew telling her that I hated him was a bad idea so I opted for 'I don't know what happened, I blacked out'. I was sent back to class.
For participating in a war of rasin packets. At first it was only two people battling it out, then it de-generated into a war of titanic proportions as they were launched across the room at high velocity.
We were captured by the vile head teacher and lined up as if the firing squad was going to show up.
Everyone, individually, got verbally destroyed.
Once I got kicked out of my communications class for typing too loud, even though the room was surrounded by typing noise.
[QUOTE=Godzillarr;18288522]Drawing a huge picture of a mushroom cloud and writing BOOM! underneath it, she sent me to the principles office because she thought I was planning something.[/QUOTE]
Yup, sounds familiar. I once drew a medieval knight with a sword on a paper, and I was also sent to the principles office, because she thought that I was planning something :D
The other thing was:
On a break, some of my classmates threw a small bag of salsa sauce to the motor road, and I decided to get it back because I was hungry or something (Actually, I have no fucking clue that why I did it) and whilst I was on the street, my lovely biology teacher saw me. I got back, she shouted ''You stupid kid what were you doing?!?!'' ''I just went to get this salsa sauce back, you know, some car would flip over when driving over it''.
She went away, then I got called to the principles office. The principle was pretty mad and the biology teacher told him that I threw lots of salsa sauce to the motor road, wanting to see cars collide. Okay. I got 3 days suspension, and they didn't believe my true version of it.
And the cherry on top of the ice cream is: They even called the police for ''Causing A rude traffic endanger'' Now I got a crime register =(
I've never been kicked out, but worst thing that I did (when I was 8 or something) is covering my classmate in piss. I mean, me and my buddies filled the empty bottle and I did the rest.
Although it happened when we had lessons outside of the school.
Worst reason for me would be the time where I got kicked out for no reason... she just came into the class and went "omg you here? get out!"
I got thrown out of class because:
- some bitch laughed and I got the blame .
- me and a friend were punching each other's legs while sitting in class and then I decided to pull his chair up and he fell backwards.
- I burned my desk with a lighter and the whole classroom smelled like burned rubber . Some bitch told me off .
- Drawing a horse on the desk and couldn't stop laughing at it . My friend was in tears and then the English teacher ( who actually looked like a horse ) noticed us and walked up to us all pissed off . Me and my friend stopped laughing and stared at her . She asked us " Do I look like a clown ? " . I laughed so hard my throat got sore . And I got suspended for that .
- Making crab and blow job jokes about said teacher and laughing too much . She had a scar simillar to a glasgow smile , it was sorta creepy .
- The same teacher said I didn't deserve the high mark I had in a test because I never payed attention in class . I told her she was a boring ass bitch and got suspended once more .
I got my revenge of that evil woman by placing a nice pushpin on her chair . I swear I never heard anyone scream so loud . She deserved it . She was a bitch to everyone .
And also , this guy got suspended for a buttload of weeks for fapping in class . I'm serious , this happened .
I was talking to my friend in math class then the teacher made me get up and stand by the window and tell him when I've counted 5 airplanes.
But it wasn't really a punishment because I was laughing through the whole thing.
He really is quite the comedian
Wow, you guys have strict teachers, or maybe mine are too lenient.
My friend was leaning on his chair in English so I kicked it and he fell and knocked some tables over. The teacher didn't even care.
You really have to try to get kicked out in my school.
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