• Stupid things you've gotten kicked out of class for.
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I have a homosexual kid in our english class who acts similar to lewisdacool. we were presenting stuff about us and he said his favourite dish was but then he lost where he was and i shouted COCK then the whole class sniggered and then i got held back afterschool :v: oh and in art when i spammed goatsie through the colour printer scarred the teacher for a couple of months
The teacher was telling the most boring story ever, so me and a few friends were constantly interrupting him with coughs. Then he raged and said: If I hear one more cough then I will se.. *COUGHHHHH* It was kind of stupid to do, because I was sitting right in front of him.
Walking into the class laughing.
Not in class but, I got suspended for fapping in the school toilets.
I haven't really been kicked out of class... But one of my friends got kicked after the teacher shouted "SILENCE!" when people were talking over her and my friends cellphone got a text message during the sudden silence, and the sound was "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!" :v:
[QUOTE=Saheil;18287598]Stepping on a girl's paper. I was walking by her desk just as the girl dropped it. The paper kinda just 'flew' right in front of me and I stepped on it because I didn't see it The teacher got furious for some reason. She didn't ask me to leave, but I left anyway[/QUOTE] Lol. Right on. :D
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18300422]Not in class but, I got suspended for fapping in the school toilets.[/QUOTE] Oh god, how did they found out? edit: You locked the door, didnt you?
[QUOTE=MasterFen006;18300422]Not in class but, I got suspended for fapping in the school toilets.[/QUOTE] Who the hell caught you? D:
[QUOTE=Vexont;18295689]I got kicked out of class for correcting the teacher. [sp]A black hole is NOT a wormhole, wormholes haven't even been proven. They are only theory.[/sp][/QUOTE] That's like saying gravity is only a theory.
"DON'T REFER TO ME AS SHE!!!" "Fine... I'll refer to you as he" Didn't go down to well [editline]07:56PM[/editline] [QUOTE=PoorFellow;18300927]That's like saying gravity is only a theory.[/QUOTE] No it isn't thats completely off the point! Besides, we can see the effect of gravity. We feel the effect every day... Its not like you've ever sat down for breakfast, been sucked through a wormhole and ended up with your head sticking out of a dinosaurs ass...
Putting one of my friends onto own3d. Worth it completely
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;18300240']I have a homosexual kid in our english class who acts similar to lewisdacool. we were presenting stuff about us and he said his favourite dish was but then he lost where he was and i shouted COCK then the whole class [b]sniggered[/b] and then i got held back afterschool :v: oh and in art when i spammed goatsie through the colour printer scarred the teacher for a couple of months[/QUOTE] ? [editline]02:58PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MBGrimm;18300954] No it isn't thats completely off the point! Besides, we can see the effect of gravity. We feel the effect every day... Its not like you've ever sat down for breakfast, been sucked through a wormhole and ended up with your head sticking out of a dinosaurs ass...[/QUOTE] you dont know my life
getting a 96 on my math test she sent me to this fugly teacher that would slap you in the back of the head with a ruler really hard if you even slouched
In 6th grade a kid needed a pencil, so I tossed it to him across the room, and I got written up and I got after school detention for it. Absolute horse shit.
[QUOTE=rightpillock;18298076]ITT: Shit made up. But really I got kicked out for doing nothing once.[/QUOTE] ITT: Unecessary "witty" sumups courtesy of retard. Once got sent out for stabbing massive holes into planner with a slingshot and a pen, it was awesome though, it went through plastic and shit.
I just walked out of the classroom for no apparent reason.
Never been kicked out
MY firend got kicked out of Middle School for doing nothing. NO fucking seriously, nothing. At all. He wouldn't do work and just race in MKDS with like, half the class.
One time, someone was bothering me, when it became evident I wouldn't respond, he shoved me and I fell into the big stack of text books next to the door, tearing some pages of different books in the fall. Guess who got in trouble....ME! I was sent out to the office with a referral which said I tore them on purpose!
I was drawing some guy getting shot in the nuts with a railway rifle thing when we were supposed to be doing math, I still have the picture i think, i'll post it if i find it.
^Please do that :D
The person beside me talking
Shit my art teacher has my sketchbook... She says she loves how well I draw violence and wanted to get a better look (go figure), but the power went out today n i forgot to get it back. Expect it tomorow then probobly.
Beating the teacher in an argument.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;18286334]Cell phone going off I WASN'T USING IT YOU CUNT[/QUOTE] You're supposed to turn them off, though. [editline]12:46AM[/editline] [QUOTE=KingKombat;18305857]MY firend got kicked out of Middle School for doing nothing. NO fucking seriously, nothing. At all. He wouldn't do work and just race in MKDS with like, half the class.[/QUOTE] Must have been last year because you're 14.
Wearing Hood
I was pissed at my english teacher so I flipped him off, and instead of kick me out, he called me a "lazy mother fucking slacker and flipped me off."
[QUOTE=neb934;18306803]I was pissed at my english teacher so I flipped him off, and instead of kick me out, he called me a "lazy mother fucking slacker and flipped me off."[/QUOTE] Thats how it should be done. Your teacher is a worthy warrior.
i was asking her about the presidents health care reform plan and she says "See me after class" and she sent me out of the room. After class, she told me it was stupid and the president should stick his head up his "you know what" (thats what she said, not me)
I took my stretchy bookcover off a text book and launched a baby carrot out of it. Those things FLYYYYYY. This: [IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/24mcgif.jpg[/IMG] plus This: [IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/9zwbp.jpg[/IMG] = FUCKING AWESOME.
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